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Dion Waiters Award

Best short screen-time performance (heat check).

Dion Waiters Award has run in 253 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.

Crease - he's in one scene and crushes it

Don King (also notes Giancarlo Esposito could count, but he's in Van's own 'flex category' instead)

Made a case for James Toney, but ultimately places Giancarlo Esposito (as Ali's dad) in his own 'flex category' (the David Caruso CSI: Miami Award) rather than Dion Waiters

Daniel Richter as Moonwatcher, the chief ape

Vivian Kubrick, who wants a bush baby and whose father calls her a squirt (his number two pick)

Offers multiple candidates: Donald Sutherland (two and a half scenes), Dean Wormer's wife, Otis Day, or Shelly (Flounder's roommate), without settling on one definitive pick

Goes with Donald Sutherland as the classic Dion Waiters pick, noting Dean Wormer's wife as a close second

Pat Haggerty, the humor coach

Weatherman on Channel 16 (the guy who 'barely can do the weather' during Borat's news segment)