Dion Waiters Award

Best short screen-time performance (heat check).

Dion Waiters Award has run in 241 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.

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Episode	Host	Answer
‘The Nice Guys’	Bill Simmons	Ty Simpkins — Lance Valentine (the little kid with the big dick) - only in one scene, perfect Dion performance
‘Fargo’	Bill Simmons	Steve Park — Steve Park, with other options including Shep Proudfoot, the guy who wanted to pay 19.5 for his vehicle with no true code, Jose Feliciano, and the two escorts
‘Fargo’	Chris Ryan	John Marley — Would add John Marley as Jack Woltz from The Godfather to the all-time list
‘Fargo’	Kyle Brandt	Steve Park — Mike Yanagita - puts him on his Dion Waiters Rushmore alongside Drexel from True Romance, Walken from Pulp Fiction, and Multiple Migs
‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’	Bill Simmons	Marisa Tomei — Marissa Tomei
‘Another 48 Hrs’	Bill Simmons	Bernie Casey
‘Another 48 Hrs’	Chris Ryan	Kathy Haas — Kathy Haas as the Bar Stormers bartender
‘Just One of the Guys’	Bill Simmons	Billy Jayne — Billy Jacoby - agreed with the comparison to '14 year old Bill Murray' and praised his commitment, comparing his approach to Chevy Chase in Fletch
‘Just One of the Guys’	Kyle Brandt	Billy Jayne — Billy Jacoby - struggled with the category because he gets significant screen time and is awesome in every scene, mentioned planning to use him for another category
‘What Lies Beneath’	Chris Ryan	Joe Morton — Joe Morton the therapist
‘What Lies Beneath’	Mallory Rubin	Discussed Ghost Lady and Madison (no lines) as options, questioned if Jodie has too much screen time to qualify
‘F1’	Bill Simmons	Don Cavendish — Suggested Don Cavendish (aggressive English reporter) and also mentioned McLaren and Ferrari guys from one scene