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Every recurring segment on The Rewatchables — what it is and how often it shows up. Open any category to read every episode’s answer, with a timestamp to jump straight to that segment.

Most Rewatchable Scene

414 episodes · Hosts identify scenes they rewatch or would stop on when channel surfing.

Apex Mountain

400 episodes · Career peak debate for actors/directors.

Who Won the Movie

374 episodes · Who benefits most from the film.

Probably Unanswerable Questions

363 episodes · Plot holes or unresolved logistics.

Casting What-Ifs

359 episodes · Alternate casting possibilities.

Half-Assed Internet Research

282 episodes · Trivia, box office, production facts.

Dion Waiters Award

241 episodes · Best short screen-time performance (heat check).

What's Aged the Best

238 episodes · Elements that improved over time culturally or technically.

Best Quote

234 episodes · Memorable lines from the movie.

What's Aged the Worst

230 episodes · Elements that feel outdated or problematic.

Joey Pants Award

204 episodes · Best character actor ('that guy' actor).

Butch's Girlfriend Award

168 episodes · Weakest element of the film.

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

165 episodes · Most controversial opinion.

Is This Movie Better With

156 episodes · Hosts run through a growing list of recurring 'utility player' actors/characters and decide whether the movie would be improved by their inclusion.

Picking Nits

149 episodes · Minor complaints and logical inconsistencies.

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

148 episodes · Moral or takeaway from the film.

Big Kahuna Burger Award

137 episodes · Best food/drink moment.

Best Double Feature

136 episodes · Best companion film pairing.

Just One Oscar

122 episodes · One award the movie deserves.

Is There a Better Title?

121 episodes · Alternate title ideas for the movie.

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

110 episodes · Scene-stealing location.

Overacting Award

103 episodes · Most exaggerated performance.

Great Shot Gordo Award

82 episodes · Most cinematic shot.

Racehorse Name Award

64 episodes · Phrase that sounds like a racehorse name.

Hall of Fame Plaque

54 episodes · Cultural or historical recognition.

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

43 episodes · Hypothetical continuation or adaptation.

Hanks or Cruise

37 episodes · Hosts debate whether Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise would have been better in lead roles, often comparing across multiple parts.

Ron Burgundy Flute Award

21 episodes · Best time for a bathroom break.

Teddy KGB Award

16 episodes · Actor whose performance feels tonally mismatched.

Slow Ride Award

11 episodes · Best needle drop/music cue.

Memorabilia Award

6 episodes · Prop/item hosts would want to own.

Watch Party

5 episodes · Group-viewing suitability moments.

Would Roger Ebert Have Liked This Movie

5 episodes · Bill Simmons asks an AI (ChatGPT/Claude) what Roger Ebert would have thought of the movie; hosts react.

Horlbeck Runtime Scale

4 episodes · Runtime evaluation metric.