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Top Directors
People who directed the most films covered on the show.
Expand a name for the films and the episodes about them.
01Michael Mann ▾9 films directed
- Heat (1995) · August 7, 2017 · January 24, 2020 · November 2, 2021
- Miami Vice (2006) · February 7, 2018
- Collateral (2004) · August 6, 2019
- The Last of the Mohicans (1992) · August 11, 2020
- Thief (1981) · April 1, 2021
- Manhunter (1986) · April 13, 2021
- Blackhat (2015) · September 12, 2023
- The Insider (1999) · January 30, 2024
- Ali (2001) · July 7, 2026
02Steven Spielberg ▾9 films directed
- Jurassic Park (1993) · June 14, 2018
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018
- Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · June 8, 2021
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · May 17, 2022
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022
- Catch Me If You Can (2002) · February 28, 2023
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · June 20, 2023
- Minority Report (2002) · April 22, 2025
- Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) · May 20, 2025
03Tony Scott ▾9 films directed
- True Romance (1993) · September 20, 2018
- Top Gun (1986) · July 23, 2019
- Unstoppable (2010) · January 9, 2020
- Enemy of the State (1998) · April 9, 2020
- Crimson Tide (1995) · May 12, 2020
- The Last Boy Scout (1991) · December 14, 2021
- Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) · May 10, 2022
- Man on Fire (2004) · December 6, 2022
- Days of Thunder (1990) · March 18, 2025
04Martin Scorsese ▾8 films directed
- The Departed (2006) · August 17, 2017 · October 5, 2021
- The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) · December 3, 2019
- Taxi Driver (1976) · February 9, 2021
- The Color of Money (1986) · October 19, 2021
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022
- Casino (1995) · January 25, 2022
- Cape Fear (1991) · March 28, 2023
- After Hours (1985) · July 1, 2025
05David Fincher ▾7 films directed
- Zodiac (2007) · December 14, 2017 · January 26, 2026
- The Social Network (2010) · May 24, 2018
- Gone Girl (2014) · August 13, 2019
- Se7en (1995) · September 22, 2020
- The Game (1997) · September 29, 2020
- Fight Club (1999) · July 20, 2021
- Panic Room (2002) · March 29, 2022
06Rob Reiner ▾7 films directed
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 10, 2017 · August 1, 2023
- The Princess Bride (1987) · April 12, 2018
- When Harry Met Sally... (1989) · July 9, 2019
- Stand by Me (1986) · July 14, 2020
- The American President (1995) · November 3, 2020
- Misery (1990) · July 5, 2022
- The Sure Thing (1985) · December 18, 2025
07Robert Zemeckis ▾6 films directed
- Forrest Gump (1994) · June 21, 2018 · February 13, 2024
- Cast Away (2000) · March 19, 2020
- Back to the Future (1985) · May 19, 2020
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024
- Back to the Future Part II (1989) · May 21, 2024
- What Lies Beneath (2000) · January 14, 2026
08James Cameron ▾5 films directed
- Titanic (1997) · September 28, 2017 · March 15, 2022
- The Terminator (1984) · January 21, 2021
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) · January 26, 2021
- True Lies (1994) · July 16, 2024
- Aliens (1986) · August 31, 2026
09Ivan Reitman ▾5 films directed
- Dave (1993) · February 18, 2019
- Draft Day (2014) · May 14, 2020
- Stripes (1981) · June 22, 2021
- Kindergarten Cop (1990) · April 21, 2026
- Ghostbusters (1984) · April 28, 2026
10Brian De Palma ▾5 films directed
- Mission: Impossible (1996) · July 26, 2018
- The Untouchables (1987) · June 23, 2022
- Blow Out (1981) · November 15, 2022
- Body Double (1984) · November 5, 2024
- Snake Eyes (1998) · November 11, 2025
Top Actors
People who starred in the most films covered on the show.
Expand a name for the films and the episodes about them.
01Tom Cruise ▾17 films starred in
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · August 7, 2017 · May 14, 2024
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 10, 2017 · August 1, 2023
- Mission: Impossible (1996) · July 26, 2018
- The Firm (1993) · December 11, 2018
- Top Gun (1986) · July 23, 2019
- Collateral (2004) · August 6, 2019
- Edge of Tomorrow (2014) · March 23, 2020
- Cocktail (1988) · September 1, 2020
- Rain Man (1988) · August 24, 2021
- The Color of Money (1986) · October 19, 2021
- Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · July 12, 2022
- Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) · December 27, 2022
- Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · August 15, 2023
- Risky Business (1983) · March 12, 2024
- Magnolia (1999) · April 16, 2024
- Days of Thunder (1990) · March 18, 2025
- Minority Report (2002) · April 22, 2025
02Robert De Niro ▾14 films starred in
- Heat (1995) · August 7, 2017 · January 24, 2020 · November 2, 2021
- Midnight Run (1988) · July 20, 2018
- Ronin (1998) · April 23, 2020
- Taxi Driver (1976) · February 9, 2021
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022
- Limitless (2011) · January 4, 2022
- The Godfather Part II (1974) · January 4, 2022
- Casino (1995) · January 25, 2022
- Cop Land (1997) · June 2, 2022
- The Untouchables (1987) · June 23, 2022
- Cape Fear (1991) · March 28, 2023
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023
- Silver Linings Playbook (2012) · January 16, 2024
- Meet the Parents (2000) · November 12, 2024
03Al Pacino ▾13 films starred in
- Heat (1995) · August 7, 2017 · January 24, 2020 · November 2, 2021
- Any Given Sunday (1999) · August 7, 2017
- The Godfather (1972) · January 8, 2019
- The Godfather Part III (1990) · March 17, 2020
- The Godfather Part II (1974) · January 4, 2022
- Scent of a Woman (1992) · August 22, 2022
- Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) · October 11, 2022
- Cruising (1980) · November 8, 2022
- And Justice for All (1979) · July 21, 2023
- The Devil's Advocate (1997) · July 25, 2023
- Sea of Love (1989) · December 5, 2023
- The Insider (1999) · January 30, 2024
- Two for the Money (2005) · November 25, 2025
04Sylvester Stallone ▾13 films starred in
- First Blood (1982) · January 19, 2021
- Victory (1981) · August 3, 2021
- Cobra (1986) · October 12, 2021
- Creed (2015) · January 4, 2022 · February 19, 2024
- Rocky IV (1985) · January 4, 2022
- Rocky III (1982) · May 25, 2022
- Cop Land (1997) · June 2, 2022
- Tango & Cash (1989) · August 30, 2022
- Cliffhanger (1993) · January 3, 2023
- Over the Top (1987) · September 24, 2024
- Rocky (1976) · March 4, 2025
- Rocky II (1979) · December 2, 2025
- Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985) · September 15, 2026
05Denzel Washington ▾12 films starred in
- Training Day (2001) · May 31, 2018
- Remember the Titans (2000) · October 8, 2019
- Unstoppable (2010) · January 9, 2020
- Crimson Tide (1995) · May 12, 2020
- Inside Man (2006) · March 15, 2021
- Man on Fire (2004) · December 6, 2022
- He Got Game (1998) · April 4, 2023
- The Equalizer (2014) · August 29, 2023
- The Pelican Brief (1993) · December 12, 2023
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024
- Philadelphia (1993) · January 23, 2024
- American Gangster (2007) · September 2, 2025
06Tom Hanks ▾11 films starred in
- You've Got Mail (1998) · August 31, 2017
- Forrest Gump (1994) · June 21, 2018 · February 13, 2024
- Cast Away (2000) · March 19, 2020
- Toy Story (1995) · November 10, 2020
- A League of Their Own (1992) · April 26, 2022
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022
- Big (1988) · January 24, 2023
- Sleepless in Seattle (1993) · February 14, 2023
- Catch Me If You Can (2002) · February 28, 2023
- Philadelphia (1993) · January 23, 2024
- Apollo 13 (1995) · August 25, 2026
07Matt Damon ▾10 films starred in
- The Departed (2006) · August 17, 2017 · October 5, 2021
- Good Will Hunting (1997) · January 25, 2018 · April 1, 2025
- Ocean's Eleven (2001) · June 7, 2018
- Rounders (1998) · September 11, 2018 · February 27, 2024
- The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) · December 24, 2019
- Contagion (2011) · March 8, 2020
- The Martian (2015) · October 13, 2020
- The Bourne Identity (2002) · December 23, 2020
- School Ties (1992) · August 8, 2022
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022
08Bill Murray ▾9 films starred in
- Groundhog Day (1993) · May 7, 2020
- Caddyshack (1980) · August 18, 2020
- The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) · January 12, 2021
- What About Bob? (1991) · May 4, 2021
- Stripes (1981) · June 22, 2021
- Lost in Translation (2003) · September 5, 2023
- The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) · August 13, 2024
- Wild Things (1998) · February 3, 2026
- Ghostbusters (1984) · April 28, 2026
09Brad Pitt ▾9 films starred in
- Moneyball (2011) · August 7, 2017
- Ocean's Eleven (2001) · June 7, 2018
- True Romance (1993) · September 20, 2018
- Inglourious Basterds (2009) · July 16, 2019
- Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) · February 6, 2020
- Ocean's Twelve (2004) · March 5, 2020
- Se7en (1995) · September 22, 2020
- Fight Club (1999) · July 20, 2021
- F1: The Movie (2025) · December 23, 2025
10Kevin Costner ▾9 films starred in
- Field of Dreams (1989) · April 19, 2019
- Draft Day (2014) · May 14, 2020
- The Bodyguard (1992) · July 27, 2021
- JFK (1991) · December 2, 2021
- The Untouchables (1987) · June 23, 2022
- Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) · November 7, 2023
- For Love of the Game (1999) · July 12, 2024
- No Way Out (1987) · July 23, 2024
- Tin Cup (1996) · September 16, 2025
Top Decades
Which decade the covered films come from.
Top Genres
The genres of the films covered.
Top Referenced Movies
Movies mentioned most across all episodes — usually films other than the one being discussed.
- 01Heat627 mentions
- 02Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope492 mentions
- 03Die Hard464 mentions
- 04Top Gun447 mentions
- 05Fargo429 mentions
- 06Rocky427 mentions
- 07Jaws421 mentions
- 08Goodfellas387 mentions
- 09Pulp Fiction370 mentions
- 10Boogie Nights364 mentions
Covered More Than Once
Films the show has come back to — 16 so far.
A two-part episode counts as one visit; every episode is listed.
- Heat (1995) — covered 3× · August 7, 2017 · January 24, 2020 · November 2, 2021
- Blue Chips (1994) — covered 2× · August 7, 2017 · March 25, 2025
- Jerry Maguire (1996) — covered 2× · August 7, 2017 · May 14, 2024
- A Few Good Men (1992) — covered 2× · August 10, 2017 · August 1, 2023
- The Departed (2006) — covered 2× · August 17, 2017 · October 5, 2021
- The Silence of the Lambs (1991) — covered 2× · September 14, 2017 · October 15, 2024
- Speed (1994) — covered 2× · September 21, 2017 · August 18, 2026
- Titanic (1997) — covered 2× · September 28, 2017 · March 15, 2022
- Zodiac (2007) — covered 2× · December 14, 2017 · January 26, 2026
- Good Will Hunting (1997) — covered 2× · January 25, 2018 · April 1, 2025
- Forrest Gump (1994) — covered 2× · June 21, 2018 · February 13, 2024
- Rounders (1998) — covered 2× · September 11, 2018 · February 27, 2024
- Den of Thieves (2018) — covered 2× · October 15, 2019 · January 7, 2025
- Basic Instinct (1992) — covered 2× · April 14, 2020 · April 14, 2026
- Creed (2015) — covered 2× · January 4, 2022 · February 19, 2024
- The Fugitive (1993) — covered 2× · January 4, 2022 · February 6, 2024
Top Hosts
Who has appeared on the most episodes.
- 01Bill Simmons448 episodes
- 02Chris Ryan290 episodes
- 03Sean Fennessey174 episodes
- 04Van Lathan79 episodes
- 05Craig Horlbeck48 episodes
- 06Amanda Dobbins40 episodes
- 07Mallory Rubin39 episodes
- 08Shea Serrano33 episodes
- 09Kyle Brandt32 episodes
- 10Juliet Litman25 episodes
Top Host Combinations
The exact host panels that recur most often.
- 01Bill, Chris & Sean95 episodes
- 02Bill & Chris44 episodes
- 03Bill, Chris & Van30 episodes
- 04Bill & Kyle16 episodes
- 05Bill, Chris & Craig15 episodes
- 06Bill & Van13 episodes
- 07Bill & Sean9 episodes
- 08Bill & Mallory8 episodes
- 09Amanda, Bill & Juliet8 episodes
- 10Bill, Chris & Shea7 episodes
Host Patterns
Which hosts gravitate to which genres and directors.
When Bill’s away, the show gets younger and artier
2010s films 2.0× · Wes Anderson both times · Nolan 3/4 · sci-fi & rom-coms up, thrillers & ’90s dramas down.
Sean Fennessey owns auteur episodes
Tarantino 5/5 · PTA 4/4 · Scorsese 8/9 · Spielberg 8/9 · Fincher 7/8
Chris Ryan owns the action stylists
Michael Mann 10/10 · Tony Scott 9/9 · Friedkin 5/5 — they’ve done Heat three times
Juliet Litman owns rom-coms
Romance 4.8× the show’s rate · Comedy 2.6×
Amanda Dobbins owns rom-coms, too
Romance 3.6× · a Rob Reiner streak (3/8)
Jason Concepcion owns sci-fi & adventure
Sci-Fi 4.8× · Adventure 3.4× · Action 3.0×
Van Lathan owns James Cameron & fantasy
Cameron 3/5 films · Fantasy 3.2×
Mallory Rubin owns mysteries
Mystery 1.9× the show’s rate
Categories
Every recurring segment, by the numbers — open a category page for the full answer list.
Where a count comes from specific picks, expand the name to see them: the film, the episode, who said it.
Apex Mountain
Career peak debate for actors/directors.
Appears in 423 episodes.
Most-debated careers
01Eddie Murphy ▾14
- 48 Hrs. (1982) · December 7, 2017 · Bill Simmons ▶ 47:02“Eddie Murphy yes (over Beverly Hills Cop), Nick Nolte no (North Dallas 40 likely his best), Walter Hill yes, James Remar 100% yes, Frank McRae yes”
- December 7, 2017 · Chris Ryan ▶ 47:05“Eddie Murphy no (Beverly Hills Cop was his apex), Nick Nolte no clear apex, Walter Hill yes (though mentions Long Riders as alternative)”
- Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · September 17, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:16“Beverly Hills Cop is Eddie Murphy's Apex Mountain - suggests renaming the category 'Mount Foley' after this career peak performance”
- Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · September 17, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 2:49“Agrees this was Eddie's peak cultural moment, describing it as a youth obsession on the level of Madonna, Prince, and Bruce Springsteen”
- September 17, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 6:23“Emphasizes Eddie's subtle, non-actorly performance and graceful transition to movie stardom, but doesn't explicitly confirm this as his peak”
- September 17, 2019 · Wesley Morris ▶ 3:41“Focuses on Eddie's acting quality rather than career peak, praising his presence and naturalness in the role”
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 6:46“Career launching/peak moment for multiple actors: launches Halle Berry's career, last good thing for Robin Givens, best movie for David Alan Grier, launches Martin Lawrence's TV and movie career, revives Eddie Murphy's career”
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Van Lathan ▶ 12:23“Launched Leela Rashawn's career and represents Eddie Murphy functioning in a new sphere of blackness, moving beyond his crossover appeal”
- February 18, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:30:58“Eddie Murphy: No. Arsenio Hall: Yes (1989). James Earl Jones: Might be apex-less or possibly Sandlot as belated apex. Shari Headley and sister: Yes. Rick Baker makeup: Yes. Hot tubs, jerry curls in film, Queens NY: Yes for various items”
- Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · May 10, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 59:17“No for Eddie Murphy (says Cop 1 was his apex), Yes for Brigitte Nielsen, Yes for Judge Reinhold, No for Tony Scott, No for Hugh Hefner, No for Harold Faltemeyer, No for Playboy Mansion”
- Beverly Hills Cop II (1987) · May 10, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 59:26“Agrees Eddie Murphy's star power was at peak even though he thought the movie was mediocre, agrees Judge Reinhold looked happy reprising Rosewood role”
- Trading Places (1983) · May 16, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 4:49“Eddie Murphy - Trading Places launches Eddie to the stratosphere, making him probably the biggest black movie/TV person after this movie”
- May 16, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 4:09“Eddie Murphy's 1980-1984 run as one of the great four-year runs in American pop culture”
- Trading Places (1983) · May 16, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 7:16“Both Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd seem to be peaking - they're young, hungry, in their creative sweet spot”
02Tom Cruise ▾13
- December 11, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:31“No for Tom Cruise, yes for Wilford Brimley, yes for Jeanne Tripplehorn, yes for Holly Hunter, yes for John Grisham”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · September 1, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:26“Argues case for Tom Cruise (Rain Man/Cocktail era) but accepts Sean's 1996 Jerry Maguire counter; gives definitive picks for Brian Brown (FX), Kelly Lynch (Three of Hearts, 1992), and various other topics”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · September 1, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:07:51“Tom Cruise: 1996 Jerry Maguire/Mission Impossible”
- Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) · August 24, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:12:21“Tom Cruise - 1988 (but thinks 1996 is better), Dustin Hoffman - Kramer vs. Kramer, People's Court - late 80s, Barry Levinson - yes (Rain Man period), Valeria Golino - Hot Shots”
- August 24, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:12:52“Tom Cruise - 1996 (agrees with SPEAKER_01), Valeria Golino - Hot Shots”
- August 24, 2021 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:12:44“Tom Cruise - 1996 (Mission Impossible and Jerry Maguire)”
- October 19, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:05:34“No for Newman, Cruise, Scorsese. Yes for billiards. No for Clapton (MTV Unplugged was bigger). Yes for Balabushka cue. Uncertain on Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio but leans toward this being her peak performance despite other bigger movies.”
- Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · July 12, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:29:51“Post-prime Tom Cruise (yes), 1973 Porsche 911 (yes), Jennifer Connelly (possibly), Joe Kosinski (yes), Miles Teller (not yet), Glen Powell (not yet), San Diego (no, still Anchorman), Don Simpson (yes), Jon Hamm (no)”
- Mission: Impossible (1996) · December 27, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:10:59“Mission Impossible 1 for franchise setup, this movie for Tom Cruise as insane person, skydiving stunt as craziest, bathroom fight scenes for this movie, John Wick for nightclub fights, First Blood for helicopter chases”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:40:56“Almost Famous might be overrated in 'ringer bubble', agrees this is apex for Tom Cruise as pure movie stardom - carrying a character-titled film through talking and emoting”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:39:23“Cameron Crowe - this is his apex because it's his biggest hit, Tom Cruise - this is the culmination of his 90s run with fifth consecutive $100 million hit”
- Minority Report (2002) · April 22, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:28:46“Discusses Cruz/Spielberg collaboration being apex mountain, mentions this as better than War of the Worlds in their partnership”
- F1: The Movie (2025) · December 23, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:47“F1 for Joseph Kosinski - back to back huge movies makes this his apex. Also thinks it's apex for Tom Cruise.”
03Keanu Reeves ▾12
- August 24, 2017 · Bill Simmons ▶ 34:00“Lori Petty - A League of Their Own (Patty Mayonnaise); Gary Busey - The Buddy Holly Story; Keanu Reeves - Speed; Patrick Swayze - Point Break”
- August 24, 2017 · Jason Concepcion ▶ 34:42“Lori Petty - Tank Girl (as display of ambition/starring role); Keanu Reeves - agreed he's had multiple apexes; Patrick Swayze - Point Break”
- August 24, 2017 · Shea Serrano ▶ 42:43“Lori Petty - A League of Their Own (Patty Mayonnaise); Gary Busey - Surviving the Game; Keanu Reeves - The Matrix; Patrick Swayze - Point Break (agreed with Michael Douglas ideal role theory)”
- September 21, 2017 · Bill Simmons ▶ 40:43“Discussed Keanu (not apex), Sandra Bullock (leaning toward Miss Congeniality as apex), Jeff Daniels (not apex, but 1994-5 combo with Dumb and Dumber could be)”
- September 21, 2017 · Jason Concepcion ▶ 40:45“Agreed Keanu not apex, Sandra Bullock not apex (had higher to go), disagreed with Dennis Hopper (already had Easy Rider peak)”
- The Matrix (1999) · May 14, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 45:26“Believes Matrix 1 was Keanu's Apex Mountain, concludes this movie (Hardball) wasn't anybody's Apex Mountain”
- The Matrix (1999) · May 14, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 45:02“Thinks Matrix 1 or 2 had to be Keanu's Apex, mentions Diane Lane's would be Perfect Storm”
- Speed (1994) · May 14, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 45:14“Speed for Keanu Reeves”
- August 31, 2021 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:05:15“Keanu Reeves - agrees the funeral scene is probably his best single scene, though acknowledges he has other solid performances. Supports Devil's Advocate as a great movie.”
- Dumb and Dumber (1994) · June 9, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 52:26“Yes for Jim Carrey (after three movies in a row), Yes for Keanu Reeves (Speed and this movie same year), No for Farrelly Brothers (There's Something About Mary was their apex), No for Aspen”
- The Matrix (1999) · September 17, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:27“Matrix for Keanu; Yes for Fake Hotel Universe; Tyra/Friday Night Lights for Adrian Palicki; Yes for Russian boogeymen; Yes for burying/digging up former career; Yes for John Wick movies”
- The Matrix (1999) · September 17, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:27:28“Matrix for Keanu (agreed with Bill)”
04Seth Rogen ▾12
- Neighbors (2014) · February 23, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 57:09“Seth Rogen: Maybe, because it led to Sausage Party which requires star power. Zac Efron: Yes, led to bigger opportunities like Baywatch. Rose Byrne: Yes, combined with Insidious. Dave Franco: No, hasn't happened yet but coming.”
- Neighbors (2014) · February 23, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 57:16“Seth Rogen: Maybe, acknowledges Superbad/Knocked Up might be bigger but this $200M success was significant. Rose Byrne: This and Bridesmaids unlocked a decade of comedy work.”
- February 23, 2021 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 57:42“Seth Rogen: The Knocked Up/Superbad/Pineapple Express run was his apex. Rose Byrne: No clear apex, she's consistently good but never had a peak moment. Dave Franco: This is probably it, can't remember much else he's done.”
- January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:04:47“Jonah Hill - 21 Jump Street; Michael Cera - Yes, this movie (Superbad); Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Yes; Emma Stone - No; Martha McIsaac - Yes; Bill Hader - No; Seth Rogen - Probably Neighbors”
- January 4, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:09:20“For Seth Rogen, 2007 was probably his biggest year but what he's done since is arguably most impressive of the whole group”
- January 4, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:04:35“Jonah Hill - 21 Jump Street (agrees with SPEAKER_00); Michael Cera - Yes, this is definitely Apex Mountain; Seth Rogen - 2007 was huge but he's done arguably more impressive work since”
- Knocked Up (2007) · June 7, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:11“Katherine Heigl - absolutely yes, compares it to 'Vinny Chase Aquaman level'; Seth Rogen - probably yes, becomes leading man for next 15 years after this; Judd Apatow - maybe, due to his three-year run and having this plus Superbad two months apart giving him ultimate greenlight power; Leslie Mann, Jason Segel, Jonah Hill, Paul Rudd - no”
- Knocked Up (2007) · June 7, 2022 · Craig Horlbeck ▶ 1:08:11“Agrees on Seth Rogen's lasting power and career impact, notes uncertainty about whether Superbad pod already gave Rogen his apex mountain but suggests it's probably right now; expresses appreciation for Leslie Mann as underrated comedy actress”
- Knocked Up (2007) · June 7, 2022 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:08:25“Supports Seth Rogen as good actor and notes his producer credit showing he's industrious and smart; agrees Leslie Mann is underrated”
- October 18, 2022 · Craig Horlbeck ▶ 1:22:41“No for Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride, Penny, Amber Heard; Yes for Uggs (2008); No for weed in movies initially but agreed with weed as substance; No for gun cocking montages; No for Gary Cole”
- This Is the End (2013) · June 27, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 58:26“Discussed multiple actors - suggests 'This is the End' or 'Neighbors' for Rogen, 'Wolf of Wall Street' or 'This is the End' for Jonah Hill, '127 Hours' for Franco, agrees on McBride apex, 'Superbad' for Sarah, 'Harry Potter' for Emma Watson”
- This Is the End (2013) · June 27, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 58:01“Lists Rogen's run from '40-Year-Old Virgin' through 'Steve Jobs', suggests 'This is the End' or 'Neighbors' as apex, 'Wolf of Wall Street' or 'Moneyball' for Jonah Hill, agrees movie is apex for movie pitches”
05Robert Redford ▾11
- All the President's Men (1976) · November 8, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:03:42“Yes for Redford - this is his apex mountain. No for Dustin Hoffman - Kramer vs Kramer is his peak. Yes for Jason Robards. Yes for William Goldman. Yes for Alan Pakula.”
- All the President's Men (1976) · November 8, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:04:16“Yes for Redford - calls this 'maybe the dictionary definition of Apex Mountain' since he got the movie made off his name and was never as big as when he made this.”
- All the President's Men (1976) · November 8, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:03:58“Agrees this could be Redford's last iconic movie. Uncertain about Jason Robards due to his many great moments including Iceman Cometh on Broadway. Discusses Alan Pakula's strong 1970s run.”
- Ordinary People (1980) · February 1, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:12“Yes for Robert Redford - peak of bankable acting career, handsome powers, just directed Oscar winner and beat Scorsese”
- Ordinary People (1980) · February 1, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:39:36“Yes for Robert Redford - Sundance Institute formed in 1981 after his Best Director Oscar win, peak of his power”
- April 11, 2023 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 20:24“Robert Redford gives a compelling performance and looks incredibly handsome, as he does in every movie because he's one of the best-looking people who has ever lived; notes his later villain turn in Captain America as end-of-career move”
- The Sting (1973) · September 30, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:31:02“Yes for Redford (this specific moment where he could do whatever he wanted), Yes for George Roy Hill (wins Best Director), Yes for Marvin Hamlisch, Yes for con movies (most successful one), No for Newman (Cool Hand Luke in mid-60s was his peak)”
- September 30, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:31:49“Participated in discussion about Redford and Leonardo DiCaprio's first call status, noted Eileen Brennan just walks up and down hallway but has incredible presence”
- The Sting (1973) · September 30, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:31:30“Yes for Redford (Way We Were and this movie same year, both top 10 biggest movies), discussed Leonardo DiCaprio's long-running first call status since Titanic”
- Ordinary People (1980) · October 21, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:15:50“Redford directing: Ordinary People over A River Runs Through It; Ralph Fiennes: around Quiz Show/English Patient timeframe when he had the most juice; Chris McDonald: Happy Gilmore; Quiz show movies: yes, this is apex; Rob Morrow: no, was 1992 hosting SNL with Nirvana”
- A River Runs Through It (1992) · October 21, 2025 · Brian Koppelman ▶ 1:15:46“Redford directing: prefers A River Runs Through It but acknowledges Ordinary People won Best Picture; Ralph Fiennes: Amon Goeth in Schindler's List is his high point performance”
06Tom Hanks ▾11
- When Harry Met Sally... (1989) · August 31, 2017 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 45:21“Not apex for Tom Hanks (despite his great streak), not apex for Nora Ephron (When Harry Met Sally had bigger impact), but gives Meg Ryan's edge to When Harry Met Sally over You've Got Mail”
- Forrest Gump (1994) · June 21, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 43:34“Tom Hanks - yes, this is his Apex Mountain due to back-to-back Oscars and becoming the alpha dog in Hollywood”
- Forrest Gump (1994) · June 21, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 44:31“Tom Hanks - agrees this is probably his most iconic performance and Apex Mountain”
- November 10, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:36:47“Tom Hanks in 1995 - won second Oscar for Forrest Gump, released Apollo 13 and Toy Story within five months, filming directorial debut That Thing You Do”
- Toys (1992) · November 10, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:37:14“Agrees Tom Hanks 1995 is historic Apex Mountain, highest ever on the show. For toys specifically, picks Robin Williams movie 'Toys' as Apex Mountain for toys”
- Forrest Gump (1994) · February 13, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:42“Yes for Tom Hanks (this is his peak after back-to-back Oscars), Yes for Gary Sinise (over Apollo 13), No for Michael T. Williamson (Heat is his peak), Yes for 1994 Oscars ceremony, discusses multiple other subjects”
- Bad Boys (1995) · May 28, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:25:21“Young Sean Penn (1981-85) - this movie over Bad Boys; Phoebe Cates - yes; Jennifer Jason Leigh - no, early 90s with Single White Female; Tom Hanks as Brad for Cruiser Hanks”
- Bad Boys (1995) · May 28, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:25:32“Young Sean Penn - this movie over Bad Boys; agrees on Hanks for Cruiser Hanks; discusses mall movies and Valley movies”
- January 14, 2026 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:20:13“Tom Hanks - argues this would be counter-programming against his image, like Harrison Ford did”
- January 14, 2026 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:21:09“Against Tom Hanks due to scheduling conflicts with Castaway (weight loss/physical transformation incompatible)”
- August 25, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:33:45“Tom Hanks: could take the Kevin Bacon 'seven jack' title; apex mountain is a broad peak somewhere between winning the Oscar for Forrest Gump and filming Apollo 13/voicing Toy Story. Also gives picks for Ron Howard (A Beautiful Mind, for the acclaim), Sinise (building toward Forrest Gump/CSI), Kevin Bacon (probably Footloose era in the 80s), and Ed Harris (somewhere between this movie and The Truman Show).”
07Leonardo DiCaprio ▾11
- Titanic (1997) · December 3, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:54:43“Says Titanic is Leo's Apex Mountain because 'he's just the most popular person in the world', also suggests 'it might be for Jonah' (Hill)”
- December 3, 2019 · Ryen Russillo ▶ 1:54:38“Argues against Leo having apex mountain, says there's 'not enough separation in the roles' and that Django is darker but not definitively better than other performances like Wolf of Wall Street”
- December 3, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:55:01“Discusses Leo's career extensively, mentions his post-Beach filmography including Django, Wolf of Wall Street, but doesn't declare a definitive apex. Notes it's 'not clear enough' and considers business impact beyond just performance”
- Titanic (1997) · March 15, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:23:55“Initially argues yes for Leo with Titanic making him biggest star in the world, but acknowledges 2006 (Blood Diamond/The Departed) as alternative. Says James Cameron has to be yes, Billy Zane yes, disaster movies yes, icebergs yes, heroes from Wisconsin goes with Jack”
- The Departed (2006) · March 15, 2022 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:24:30“The Departed for Leonardo DiCaprio over Titanic, because people don't think of Titanic when they hear DiCaprio's name now”
- Titanic (1997) · February 28, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:24:30“Leo's Apex is Titanic (could do anything after it, biggest star on planet), Walken's Apex is 1993-94 period (SNL hosting, True Romance, Pulp Fiction), conman movies is The Sting, Joe Garagiola is World Series, Aston Martin DBS is Goldfinger”
- Titanic (1997) · February 28, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:24:18“Agrees Leo's Apex is Titanic, suggests Walken's could be Pulp Fiction or More Cowbell era, favorite Walken performance is Annie Hall”
- Titanic (1997) · February 28, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:24:45“Agrees with Titanic for Leo's Apex Mountain, agrees with Catch Me If You Can as best resource name”
- Titanic (1997) · June 14, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:02:18“Titanic for Leo”
- September 30, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:31:49“Participated in discussion about Redford and Leonardo DiCaprio's first call status, noted Eileen Brennan just walks up and down hallway but has incredible presence”
- The Sting (1973) · September 30, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:31:30“Yes for Redford (Way We Were and this movie same year, both top 10 biggest movies), discussed Leonardo DiCaprio's long-running first call status since Titanic”
08Sylvester Stallone ▾11
- Rocky IV (1985) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:18“Yes for Sylvester Stallone (1985-86), Yes for Dolph Lundgren, Rocky III for Survivor, Yes for Warner Wolf, Yes for Barry Tompkins, Yes for sit-ups off the ceiling, Maybe for Russian national anthem, Yes for wet blanket sports movie wives, Yes for Tony Burton, No for James Brown, Yes for eerie evil 80s synthesizer music”
- January 4, 2022 · Cousin Sal ▶ 1:17:21“Agrees on Stallone's apex being 1985-86, prefers Nikolai Volkov/Iron Sheik for Russian national anthem over this movie, agrees on wet blanket wives and sit-ups”
- January 4, 2022 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:16:42“Agrees Stallone's 1985-86 apex, prefers Cuban Missile Crisis over Cold War generally, mentions Hunt for Red October and Nintendo ice hockey for Russian anthem, strongly agrees on wet blanket wives”
- Beautiful Girls (1996) · June 2, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:10:12“Says no for Stallone, Leota, James Mangold. Considers Rappaport but settles on Beautiful Girls over this movie. Suggests Noah Emmerich's apex is Truman Show. Proposes Pre-Sopranos Jersey Cop Scumbags as apex mountain category.”
- Lock Up (1989) · August 30, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:37“Not Stallone or Kurt Russell for this movie; Lethal Weapon rip-offs apex mountain; Cross the beam moments very high; Lock Up over this for Stallone prison movies”
- Lock Up (1989) · August 30, 2022 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:08:17“Not apex mountain for anybody in the movie except maybe Face; Lock Up better than this for Stallone prison movies; Cross the beam moment might be apex mountain for meta moments”
- Creed (2015) · February 19, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:29:02“Yes for MBJ (Michael B. Jordan) - 'Coming out of Creed, it's like he could make any movie he wants'; No for Ryan Coogler, Tessa Thompson, Stallone; Yes for Tony Blue (winning the title); Yes for HBO 24-7”
- March 4, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:58“Stallone's apex was Rocky 3/Rambo era (1982), Talia Shire yes for Rocky, John Avildsen possibly this over Karate Kid despite Oscar win, shy girlfriends yes, Philadelphia among top moments”
- December 2, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:29:42“Stallone: no, not this movie but mid-80s (1985) with Rambo II and Rocky IV being his peak when he had two top movies; Carl Weathers: no; Talia Shire: no, somewhere between Godfather/Godfather II and Rocky; Burt Young: mid-80s with Miami Vice, Rocky IV, and Back to School; Brent Musburger: yes for 1979; 1979 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am: yes”
- December 2, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:29:48“Agrees on Carl Weathers being in the Rocky III/IV range; says Talia Shire is good in Rocky III as a redeeming quality; gives Burt Young no credit; argues Stallone forces his way into director's chair, makes $200 million, but gets trapped making action movies until Copland”
- December 2, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:31:33“Agrees Stallone's peak is mid-80s when he could do whatever he wants; disagrees on Brent Musburger for 1979, suggests his peak was later with the AJ McCarron girlfriend comment”
09Robert De Niro ▾9
- Raging Bull (1980) · July 20, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 53:37“Charles Grodin - yes, this is his apex mountain. For De Niro, argues it's Raging Bull coming off Godfather 2, but also considers Midnight Run his personal favorite and Goodfellas as very high up there.”
- July 20, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 53:57“Charles Grodin - yes. For De Niro, picks Taxi Driver as his apex. For Joey Pantoliano, says this is his apex because 'he becomes Joey Pants' in this movie.”
- January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 25:57“Discusses multiple great De Niro moments but singles out the slow motion smoking scene where he decides to kill Maury as his personal favorite, calling it something only De Niro could pull off”
- January 4, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 24:53“Highlights the phone booth scene after Tommy gets killed as De Niro's best explosive performance, also praises the slow motion smoking scene and the post-arrest scene”
- Casino (1995) · January 25, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:45:28“De Niro - no (despite Heat and Casino within three weeks), believes Raging Bull is likely his apex but it's not rewatchable; Pesci - agrees it's Goodfellas; Kevin Pollack - yes for Casino; 1981 Cadillac Eldorado - yes; various other categories discussed”
- January 25, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:45:44“De Niro - believes it's Raging Bull; Pesci - definitively says Goodfellas into My Cousin Vinny, agrees this is end of Pesci's leading movie run; Kevin Pollack - agrees it's his apex mountain”
- Cop Land (1997) · June 2, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:10:53“Suggests this could be apex mountain for 'Just About to Sell Out De Niro' - the peak of post-Golden Age, pre-sellout De Niro”
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) · June 23, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:27“No for Costner, De Palma (peak was Dressed to Kill/Blowout era), and De Niro. For older Connery chooses The Rock over this movie. For mid-80s Chicago movies agrees with Ferris Bueller.”
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:29:17“No for De Niro and Pesci, Yes for Broncato, Yes for Chaz Palminteri (this movie), Yes for crap scenes and father-son movies, No for Kathleen Narducci and Italian movies”
10Arnold Schwarzenegger ▾9
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) · April 7, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:11:36“Arnold's apex is the stretch from Kindergarten Cop to T2 (14 months), culminating with T2. Also picks Rachel Ticotin for Man on Fire, Ronnie Cox for RoboCop, and Mars as a planet for Total Recall over The Martian”
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) · April 7, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:11:11“Arnold's apex is T2 (Terminator franchise is what he's known for). Rachel Ticotin's apex is Total Recall as an action star. Michael Ironside's apex is Starship Troopers. Agrees Mars apex is Total Recall”
- January 21, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:21:09“No for Arnold, James Cameron, Linda Hamilton. Yes for mid-80s Los Angeles and Tech Noir bar scene”
- Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) · January 26, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:14“Yes for Arnold Schwarzenegger - this was his apex mountain looking at his four movie run leading to this”
- March 29, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:10:15“Arnold: No, Rae Dawn Chong: Yes, Alyssa Milano: debated between Who's the Boss and Charmed, Bill Duke: No, Vernon Wells: Yes (this movie over Mad Max or Weird Science), yellow Porsches: Yes, missile launchers/bazookas: Yes”
- April 30, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:12:03“Arnold: not yet, closer to Terminator 2/Total Recall. Richard Dawson: no, peak was Match Game/Family Feud. Jesse Ventura: yes, announcing Wrestlemania 3 plus Predator/Running Man felt like bigger things coming”
- True Lies (1994) · July 16, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 16:44“True Lies is Arnold's acting Apex Mountain, his best performance as one of the great popcorn actors”
- True Lies (1994) · July 16, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 16:49“Agrees it's Arnold's best performance but notes it's not saying much given Arnold's limited acting range”
- True Lies (1994) · July 16, 2024 · Van Lathan ▶ 17:11“True Lies over Total Recall because it asks Arnold to do more - charm, emotional range, and coolness”
Films most often crowned someone’s apex
01Titanic ▾11
- James Cameron · September 28, 2017 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 47:42“James Cameron (culturally)”
- James Cameron, Billy Zane · September 28, 2017 · Juliet Litman ▶ 47:27“James Cameron and Billy Zane”
- Billy Zane, James Cameron · September 28, 2017 · K. Austin Collins ▶ 47:31“Billy Zane and James Cameron”
- Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill · December 3, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:54:43“Says Titanic is Leo's Apex Mountain because 'he's just the most popular person in the world', also suggests 'it might be for Jonah' (Hill)”
- Michael Biehn, James Cameron · January 21, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:21:17“Michael Biehn yes (better in Aliens). Mid-80s Los Angeles yes. James Cameron's apex is Titanic. Time travel apex possibly”
- James Cameron · January 26, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:14:02“No for James Cameron - still thinks it's Titanic”
- Leonardo DiCaprio, James Cameron, Billy Zane · March 15, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:23:55“Initially argues yes for Leo with Titanic making him biggest star in the world, but acknowledges 2006 (Blood Diamond/The Departed) as alternative. Says James Cameron has to be yes, Billy Zane yes, disaster movies yes, icebergs yes, heroes from Wisconsin goes with Jack”
- Leonardo DiCaprio, Christopher Walken · February 28, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:24:30“Leo's Apex is Titanic (could do anything after it, biggest star on planet), Walken's Apex is 1993-94 period (SNL hosting, True Romance, Pulp Fiction), conman movies is The Sting, Joe Garagiola is World Series, Aston Martin DBS is Goldfinger”
- Leonardo DiCaprio, Christopher Walken · February 28, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:24:18“Agrees Leo's Apex is Titanic, suggests Walken's could be Pulp Fiction or More Cowbell era, favorite Walken performance is Annie Hall”
- Leonardo DiCaprio · February 28, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:24:45“Agrees with Titanic for Leo's Apex Mountain, agrees with Catch Me If You Can as best resource name”
- Leonardo DiCaprio · June 14, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:02:18“Titanic for Leo”
02Forrest Gump ▾8
- Tom Hanks · June 21, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 43:34“Tom Hanks - yes, this is his Apex Mountain due to back-to-back Oscars and becoming the alpha dog in Hollywood”
- Robin Wright · June 21, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 46:04“Robin Wright - yes, this is her career Apex”
- Michael T. Williamson · June 21, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 46:10“Michael T. Williamson - absolutely yes”
- Tom Hanks · June 21, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 44:31“Tom Hanks - agrees this is probably his most iconic performance and Apex Mountain”
- Gary Sinise · June 21, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 45:13“Gary Sinise - yes, this is definitely Apex Mountain”
- Robin Wright · June 21, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 45:55“Robin Wright - yes, her most complete performance with the most to do”
- Tom Hanks, Gary Sinise · February 13, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:42“Yes for Tom Hanks (this is his peak after back-to-back Oscars), Yes for Gary Sinise (over Apollo 13), No for Michael T. Williamson (Heat is his peak), Yes for 1994 Oscars ceremony, discusses multiple other subjects”
- Robin Wright · February 13, 2024 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:17:13“Yes for Robin Wright with House of Cards (nominated for four Emmys), also mentions apex for shrimp references in movies”
03Back to the Future ▾7
- Robert Zemeckis · June 21, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 45:21“Robert Zemeckis - agrees, Back to the Future”
- Robert Zemeckis · June 21, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 45:15“Robert Zemeckis - no, Back to the Future is his Apex Mountain”
- Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Claudia Wells, Crispin Glover, Robert Zemeckis · May 19, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:26“Yes for Michael J. Fox, Christopher Lloyd, Claudia Wells, Crispin Glover, Thomas F. Wilson, Pepsi Free, Pepsi in general, and Robert Zemeckis. Also discussed time travel apex mountain.”
- May 19, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:15:24“Yes for time travel apex mountain over Lost - this popularizes time travel ideas that only scientists had contemplated before”
- Robert Zemeckis · May 19, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:14:58“Yes for Robert Zemeckis - this sets him up for anything he wants to do, even though he later wins Best Director for Forrest Gump”
- Michael J. Fox · August 6, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:02:16“Back to the Future for Michael J. Fox, not Teen Wolf”
- Michael J. Fox · August 6, 2020 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:02:18“Back to the Future for Michael J. Fox”
04Terminator 2: Judgment Day ▾7
- Arnold Schwarzenegger · April 7, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:11:36“Arnold's apex is the stretch from Kindergarten Cop to T2 (14 months), culminating with T2. Also picks Rachel Ticotin for Man on Fire, Ronnie Cox for RoboCop, and Mars as a planet for Total Recall over The Martian”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger · April 7, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:11:11“Arnold's apex is T2 (Terminator franchise is what he's known for). Rachel Ticotin's apex is Total Recall as an action star. Michael Ironside's apex is Starship Troopers. Agrees Mars apex is Total Recall”
- Arnold Schwarzenegger · January 26, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:14“Yes for Arnold Schwarzenegger - this was his apex mountain looking at his four movie run leading to this”
- Edward Furlong, Robert Patrick · January 26, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:56“Yes for Edward Furlong, Yes for Robert Patrick and his running”
- January 26, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:14:43“Yes for multiple categories: insane asylums (with Silence of the Lambs), chin-ups, arcades, one-liners with 'Hasta la vista baby', and summer blockbusters as events”
- January 26, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:16:57“Agrees this is apex mountain for summer blockbusters in his lifetime”
- January 26, 2021 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:20:22“This is apex mountain for the Terminator franchise”
05La La Land ▾6
- Emma Stone · September 17, 2020 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 1:27:01“Not technically Emma Stone's apex mountain, but she doesn't get to her apex mountain without this movie. Her actual apex is after winning the Oscar for La La Land.”
- Emma Stone · September 17, 2020 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:27:45“Not Emma Stone's apex mountain - that's probably La La Land. Emma Stone's fame would have happened anyway because she's undeniable, but this started her career.”
- Emma Stone · September 17, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:28:28“Emma Stone's apex mountain is La La Land - when she walked out with that Oscar statue, she could get any movie made immediately after.”
- Damien Chazelle · February 21, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:21:34“Tower hasn't had Apex Mountain yet but will have something bigger coming. Chazelle's is La La Land.”
- Damien Chazelle · February 21, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:22:01“Tower's Apex Mountain is probably Maverick for now, but he'll have a bigger moment. Chazelle's is La La Land.”
- Ryan Gosling, Steve Carell · February 24, 2026 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:32:11“Ryan Gosling - La La Land, but acknowledges the combination of this movie and Drive is pretty good; Steve Carell - mid 2000s period when he got Oscar nomination for Little Miss Sunshine”
06Wedding Crashers ▾6
- Owen Wilson · August 16, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:15:24“Owen Wilson - Yes, this is his Apex Mountain. Never been more famous than after this movie, never had more movie options”
- Rachel McAdams · August 16, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:55“Rachel McAdams - Yes, this is her Apex after Mean Girls and The Notebook. Never been more famous”
- Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams · August 16, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:17:37“Agrees on Owen Wilson Apex Mountain, notes Rachel McAdams should have had Julia Roberts' career trajectory”
- Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughn, Rachel McAdams · August 16, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:15:49“Agrees Owen Wilson is Apex Mountain, suggests Vince Vaughn's might be The Breakup movie, discusses Rachel McAdams' strong early career choices”
- Craig Kilborn, Vince Vaughn, Elisha Cuthbert · January 15, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 46:15“Craig Kilborn - first year of The Daily Show; Vince Vaughn - Wedding Crashers over Dodgeball; Elisha Cuthbert - 24 season one”
- Rachel McAdams · June 25, 2019 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 53:12“Wedding Crashers - represents the peak of her momentum after Mean Girls and The Notebook”
07Jerry Maguire ▾5
- Tom Cruise, Brian Brown, Kelly Lynch, Bryan Brown · September 1, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:26“Argues case for Tom Cruise (Rain Man/Cocktail era) but accepts Sean's 1996 Jerry Maguire counter; gives definitive picks for Brian Brown (FX), Kelly Lynch (Three of Hearts, 1992), and various other topics”
- Tom Cruise · September 1, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:07:51“Tom Cruise: 1996 Jerry Maguire/Mission Impossible”
- Cuba Gooding Jr., Bonnie Hunt, Jonathan Lipnicki, Jay Mohr, Roy Firestone · May 14, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:16“Cuba Gooding Jr. - yes, Renee Zellweger - this or Bridget Jones, Cameron Crowe - this over Almost Famous, Bonnie Hunt - yes, Lipnicki - yes, Jay Moore - yes, Roy Firestone - no question, Regina King - no, Tom Cruise - career-wise this is apex when combined with Mission Impossible”
- Tom Cruise · May 14, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:40:56“Almost Famous might be overrated in 'ringer bubble', agrees this is apex for Tom Cruise as pure movie stardom - carrying a character-titled film through talking and emoting”
- Cameron Crowe, Tom Cruise · May 14, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:39:23“Cameron Crowe - this is his apex because it's his biggest hit, Tom Cruise - this is the culmination of his 90s run with fifth consecutive $100 million hit”
08The Bourne Identity ▾5
- Doug Liman, Emily Blunt · March 23, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:19:21“Doug Liman - The Bourne Identity, and Emily Blunt - this movie (Edge of Tomorrow) or Sicario”
- Matt Damon · October 13, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:12:47“Not Matt Damon's apex (says it's later with Bourne); suggests potatoes, botany, duct tape as apex/comeback mountain”
- Matt Damon · October 13, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:13:59“Potatoes and tarps as apex mountain; agrees Damon's apex is Bourne, not this movie”
- Matt Damon · December 23, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:11:21“Argues Damon has multiple Apex Mountains but there's a strong case for this movie because it sets up the next 20 years of his career, gives him a franchise, and turns him into one of the three biggest stars in the world”
- Matt Damon · December 23, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:11:03“Agrees there's a case for Damon, noting this is when he becomes a global action star”
09The Social Network ▾5
- Jesse Eisenberg · May 24, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 49:52“Jesse Eisenberg - calls it his Apex Mountain, says it's hard to imagine him having a more impactful role than this iconic one”
- David Fincher · August 13, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:16:12“David Fincher - The Social Network”
- Aaron Sorkin · November 3, 2020 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:10:05“Suggests Social Network might be Aaron Sorkin's apex mountain, agrees USA Today had its peak, discusses president movies trend”
- January 26, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:19:05“Social Network, not Zodiac”
- David Fincher · January 26, 2026 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 2:19:30“Social Network - Zodiac didn't do well at box office and wasn't considered a masterpiece at the time, Fincher needed Social Network for commercial validation”
10Ordinary People ▾5
- Robert Redford · February 1, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:12“Yes for Robert Redford - peak of bankable acting career, handsome powers, just directed Oscar winner and beat Scorsese”
- Timothy Hutton · February 1, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:45“Yes for Timothy Hutton - won the Oscar which closes the deal”
- Robert Redford · February 1, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:39:36“Yes for Robert Redford - Sundance Institute formed in 1981 after his Best Director Oscar win, peak of his power”
- Timothy Hutton · February 1, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:39:50“Yes for Timothy Hutton - winning the Oscar closes the deal”
- Ralph Fiennes, Rob Morrow, Robert Redford · October 21, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:15:50“Redford directing: Ordinary People over A River Runs Through It; Ralph Fiennes: around Quiz Show/English Patient timeframe when he had the most juice; Chris McDonald: Happy Gilmore; Quiz show movies: yes, this is apex; Rob Morrow: no, was 1992 hosting SNL with Nirvana”
Flip-flops — same host, same person, different peak
Casting What-Ifs
Alternate casting possibilities.
Appears in 401 episodes.
Actors most often reimagined into another role
01Harrison Ford ▾8
- Die Hard (1988) · August 1, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 17:42“Harrison Ford was offered the role and it should have been a Harrison Ford movie, but the one-liners wouldn't work as well with Ford”
- Broadcast News (1987) · March 12, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 8:55“Harrison Ford could have done the William Hurt role, and jokingly suggests Luke Wilson might have made it a better movie”
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · May 17, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:13:29“Harrison Ford as the school principal would have taken him out of the movie because you can't have Han Solo in a world where Star Wars exists”
- Tango & Cash (1989) · August 30, 2022 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:03:53“Harrison Ford as Tango, comparing him to his Wall Street character from Regarding Henry. Also agrees Michael Douglas could work, calling him Gordon Gekko”
- Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · August 15, 2023 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:08:27“Notes Harrison Ford connection to character name 'Harford' but says she couldn't have handled that casting”
- Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · August 15, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:09:02“Harrison Ford in the late 80s would have been really interesting and better in some ways”
- Internal Affairs (1990) · March 19, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:11:37
- What Lies Beneath (2000) · January 14, 2026 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:12:52“Harrison Ford turned down Perfect Storm to do What Lies Beneath, creating a casting what-if for Perfect Storm instead”
02Robert Downey Jr. ▾8
- Con Air (1997) · December 18, 2018 · Shea Serrano ▶ 42:57“Robert Downey Jr. would make it a better movie, he's just better than John Cusack for the Vince Larkin role”
- Top Gun (1986) · July 23, 2019 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:17:12“Robert Downey Jr. would have been good as Maverick”
- Sideways (2004) · January 10, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:12:57“George Clooney and Robert Downey Jr. for Miles - likes Downey as a challenge casting choice”
- Sideways (2004) · January 10, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:12:30“Robert Downey Jr. for Miles - thinks it's doable and Downey could capture the addiction part, suggests his Zodiac journalist approach would work”
- Sideways (2004) · January 10, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:12:34“Robert Downey Jr. for Miles - thinks it would probably be a better movie but notes Downey has too much energy for the depression aspect”
- Zodiac (2007) · January 26, 2026 · Chris Ryan ▶ 2:10:03“Brad Pitt has more of a stoner energy whereas Downey has more of an uppers energy, supporting why Downey was better casting”
- Wild Things (1998) · February 3, 2026 · Craig Horlbeck ▶ 1:37:55“Robert Downey Jr. couldn't pull off seeming like a clean teacher - you would know he's dirty immediately”
- Wild Things (1998) · February 3, 2026 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:38:01“Robert Downey Jr. wouldn't work as Sam - his reputation would precede him and he's not dashing enough; would make more sense in the Kevin Bacon part”
03Denzel Washington ▾5
- Michael Clayton (2007) · March 29, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 25:36“Denzel Washington was originally offered the Michael Clayton role but turned it down because Tony Gilroy was a first-time director”
- Furious 7 (2015) · March 30, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:44“Denzel Washington instead of Kurt Russell - calls it 'one of the all time wins' and expresses disappointment it didn't happen”
- Furious 7 (2015) · March 30, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:17:11“Denzel Washington - agrees it would be funny to see him in scenes with The Rock, says he would put Denzel in every movie”
- Toy Story (1995) · November 10, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:06:36“Wants Denzel Washington as Buzz Lightyear. Paul Newman is the only actor he'd accept over Tom Hanks for Woody.”
- Boyz n the Hood (1991) · June 29, 2021 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:22:13“Denzel Washington could have played Furious Styles - thought it was a Denzel part”
04Leonardo DiCaprio ▾5
- The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) · December 3, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:15:54“Supports DiCaprio - argues Leo uses his handsomeness as an acting tool and can push boundaries because he's good to look at, which works for Jordan Belfort's character.”
- The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) · December 3, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:16:52“Prefers DiCaprio over Brad Pitt - doesn't think Pitt can reach the unhinged intensity DiCaprio shows in the microphone scene. Also thinks Margot Robbie being an unknown was helpful, though Blake Lively would have been fine.”
- Higher Learning (1995) · February 19, 2020 · Van Lathan ▶ 9:05“DiCaprio was rumored to be in for Remy role when Tupac was lost”
- Primal Fear (1996) · July 4, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:12:17“DiCaprio was the original choice for Aaron but turned it down; thinks it would have been great casting at that point in his career”
- Primal Fear (1996) · July 4, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:12:59“It has to be an unknown for it to work; DiCaprio was already too established after Gilbert Grape nomination”
05Kevin Costner ▾4
- Blue Chips (1994) · March 25, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:28:31“Kevin Costner in the lead role - suggests this as the third film in a Shelton-Costner sports trilogy”
- Sneakers (1992) · October 14, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:17:54“Agrees Costner would be really good in the role but thinks it's an important Redford catalog movie that he needs”
- Sneakers (1992) · October 14, 2025 · Joanna Robinson ▶ 1:17:10“States there are no casting what-ifs for this movie because everyone wanted to work with Redford, but acknowledges Costner would have been great while preferring Redford did the movie”
- Sneakers (1992) · October 14, 2025 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:17:30“Kevin Costner in the lead role instead of Redford, with Willem Dafoe as Cosmo to reunite the cast from another film”
06Mark Wahlberg ▾4
- Ocean's Twelve (2004) · March 5, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 50:51“Mark Wahlberg was lined up to replace Matt Damon if Damon had backed out after a demanding Bourne movie shoot, though uncertain if this was real or a publicity bit”
- Ocean's Twelve (2004) · March 5, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 51:00“Questions whether the Mark Wahlberg story is real, noting it's not Soderbergh's tempo and mentions Wahlberg and Damon's later showdown in The Departed”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:42:17“Mark Wahlberg was great and the right choice - agrees it worked out better than if Leo had been cast”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:43:00“Wahlberg was the right choice over Leo - Leo couldn't have delivered the 'dumb guy quality' that Wahlberg brought to Dirk Diggler”
07Sean Connery ▾4
- Enemy of the State (1998) · April 9, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:03:26“Proposes hypothetical: What if Connery and Hackman flipped roles between this movie and The Rock?”
- Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) · June 24, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:29:59“Sean Connery was their first choice for Simon, but it wouldn't have worked - doesn't buy him as evil and him trying to do a German accent would be problematic”
- Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) · June 24, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:30:24“Agrees Connery wouldn't work - notes the physical mismatch with the tank top and ripped physique required, questions if Connery has gone bad in films besides 70s movies”
- Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) · June 24, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:30:06“Agrees Sean Connery was considered but noted he didn't want to play such a role, questions if Sean Connery has ever gone bad in anything”
08Brad Pitt ▾4
- Edge of Tomorrow (2014) · March 23, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 52:11“Cruise is just better and a clearly better fit than Brad Pitt; glad they didn't go with Pitt”
- Memento (2000) · June 1, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 29:44“Brad Pitt would have been amazing in this role and wishes he had done it - would have been perfect timing in his career between Fight Club and Ocean's Eleven”
- Memento (2000) · June 1, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 30:12“Agrees that Brad Pitt would have been great in the role”
- The Devil's Advocate (1997) · July 25, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:18:00“Brad Pitt would have been better than Keanu and would have gotten nominated for Best Actor”
09Richard Dreyfuss ▾4
- Total Recall (1990) · April 7, 2020 · Jason Concepcion ▶ 1:00:03“Richard Dreyfuss as Doug Quaid doesn't work - mocked the idea of him in a tank top at construction site”
- Total Recall (1990) · April 7, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 59:44“Richard Dreyfuss as Doug Quaid doesn't work”
- Say Anything (1989) · June 10, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:06:02“Mentions Dreyfus had read the script for Mahoney's part and wanted to be Lloyd”
- Fletch (1985) · June 16, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 53:13“Richard Dreyfuss would not work for Fletch”
10Meryl Streep ▾4
- The Firm (1993) · December 11, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 50:14“Opposes the Meryl Streep casting change, arguing Gene Hackman makes more sense because his character type can 'lure Mitch into his web' in a way that fits the story better”
- The Devil Wears Prada (2006) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 43:08“No one else was considered for Meryl Streep's role - she was the only choice and they made the movie contingent on getting her”
- Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) · February 21, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 21:39“No other actress could pull off Meryl Streep's part - her performance showing pain and unraveling is unique to her”
- Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) · February 21, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 21:49“Probably no other actress could do it - Streep's performance is what separates the movie from being just a TV movie”
Who Won the Movie
Who benefits most from the film.
Appears in 402 episodes.
Most wins
01Tom Cruise ▾21
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 10, 2017 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 57:02
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 10, 2017 · Bill Simmons ▶ 55:25
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 10, 2017 · Chris Ryan ▶ 55:29
- Mission: Impossible (1996) · July 26, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:05:12“Tom Cruise - he's the engine of the entire thing and can't imagine anybody else playing Ethan Hunt”
- Top Gun (1986) · July 23, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:44:02
- Top Gun (1986) · July 23, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:44:00
- Collateral (2004) · August 6, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:14:28“Tom Cruise, because this marks the end of his great 18-year run from Top Gun (1986) to 2004”
- Collateral (2004) · August 6, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:14:11“Tom Cruise, though acknowledges you could make an argument for Mann”
- Edge of Tomorrow (2014) · March 23, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:20:43“Cruz (Tom Cruise), but could be talked into Blunt”
- Cocktail (1988) · September 1, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:21:08“Cruise, but gives credit to Coughlin for an incredible performance as sidekick”
- Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · July 12, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:50:03
- Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) · December 27, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:30:48“Cruise (agrees with Craig)”
- Mission: Impossible - Fallout (2018) · December 27, 2022 · Craig Horlbeck ▶ 1:30:41“Cruise”
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 1, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:53:54
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 1, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:53:45“Tom Cruise (despite encouraging others to zag)”
- A Few Good Men (1992) · August 1, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:53:50
- Magnolia (1999) · April 16, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:09:31“Cruz [Tom Cruise]”
- Magnolia (1999) · April 16, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:11:26“Cruise wins”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:59:08“Tom Cruise won the movie”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:59:22“Cruise”
- Days of Thunder (1990) · March 18, 2025 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:55:59“Tom Cruise - 'Cruz is just such a one seed that's hard to knock off'”
02Sylvester Stallone ▾10
- First Blood (1982) · January 19, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:18:58“Sly Stallone by a landslide”
- First Blood (1982) · January 19, 2021 · Brian Koppelman ▶ 1:19:04“Agrees with Stallone, noting it made him a billion dollars long run”
- Cobra (1986) · October 12, 2021 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:19:21“Sly Stallone, but offers curveball pick of 'the knife' as what won the movie, calling it the indelible image and star of the movie”
- Creed (2015) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:36:24“Stallone - he gets two victories: career revival as an actor (Best Supporting Actor nomination) and revival of the Rocky franchise”
- Creed (2015) · February 19, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:44:05“Stallone”
- Creed (2015) · February 19, 2024 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:44:07“Stallone”
- Rocky (1976) · March 4, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:45:15“Sylvester Stallone - calls it potentially the number one 'who won the movie' ever, citing his roles as writer, star, and the extraordinary rags-to-riches story”
- Rocky (1976) · March 4, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:45:34“Sylvester Stallone - agrees and suggests they could rename it 'the Stallone who won the movie award' because no one's ever done this”
- Rocky (1976) · March 4, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:46:01“Sylvester Stallone - agrees with the others, emphasizing how rare it is for studios to let someone write, star in, and direct when they're not bankable”
- Rocky II (1979) · December 2, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:49:33“Stallone - directed and wrote it”
03Steven Spielberg ▾9
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:32:02“Spielberg, but makes a strong case for Robert Shaw/Quint as a top 10 non-leading man character”
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:29:13“Spielberg - sets up his career for 30 years, changes movies, made the most rewatchable entertaining movie of the last 40 years”
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:29:54“Spielberg - indisputably, movie would have been a complete fiasco under someone else's stewardship”
- Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · June 8, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:52:26“Spielberg - because he resuscitated his career after 1941, got profit participation, and also developed E.T. with Ford's wife during production”
- Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) · June 8, 2021 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:51:55“Spielberg - because this made him 'the king of Hollywood' and bulletproof for his career”
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · May 17, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:45:29“Spielberg”
- E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982) · May 17, 2022 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:45:38“Spielberg”
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:58:22
- Close Encounters of the Third Kind (1977) · May 20, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:05:53“Spielberg”
04Al Pacino ▾9
- Heat (1995) · January 24, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:30:51“Pacino - calls him the engine of the movie who brings energy in every single scene”
- The Godfather Part III (1990) · March 17, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:26:20“Pacino wins it, but Garcia makes a better run than realized”
- The Godfather Part III (1990) · March 17, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:26:05“Pacino”
- The Godfather Part II (1974) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:31:02“Pacino (greatest performance I've ever seen, first thing I think of when I think of this movie)”
- Scent of a Woman (1992) · August 22, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:26:03“Pacino”
- Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) · October 11, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 2:02:55“Pacino”
- The Devil's Advocate (1997) · July 25, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:47:59“Al Pacino (not his teeth, but the rest of Al Pacino)”
- The Insider (1999) · January 30, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:29:09“Pacino - calls his performance in this movie so good and iconic, especially combined with Any Given Sunday in the same year”
- Two for the Money (2005) · November 25, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:42:13“Pacino”
05Quentin Tarantino ▾9
- True Romance (1993) · September 20, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:31:09“Quentin Tarantino - proves Reservoir Dogs wasn't a fluke, established narrative, led to Pulp Fiction, most personal of his movies with Clarence as his proxy”
- True Romance (1993) · September 20, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:29:44“Quentin Tarantino - it minted him and provided sustainability after Reservoir Dogs”
- True Romance (1993) · September 20, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:29:41“Quentin Tarantino - acknowledges it wasn't a hit but agrees it's got to be Tarantino”
- Inglourious Basterds (2009) · July 16, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:36:59“Quentin Tarantino - argues this revitalized his career, started his third wave of filmmaking, and he's the sole creator responsible for a movie of the century contender”
- Reservoir Dogs (1992) · July 26, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:07
- Reservoir Dogs (1992) · July 26, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:26:43“Quentin Tarantino - compared his aggressive career launch to Orson Welles”
- Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) · February 6, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:17:38
- Pulp Fiction (1994) · July 29, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:41:23“Quentin Tarantino, with Sam Jackson as runner-up”
- Pulp Fiction (1994) · July 29, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 2:41:37“Quentin Tarantino - references the iconic 'written and directed by Quentin Tarantino' title card”
06Eddie Murphy ▾8
- 48 Hrs. (1982) · December 7, 2017 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:18
- Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · September 17, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:31:43
- Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · September 17, 2019 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:31:42
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:00:50“Eddie Murphy - calls it his best adult performance and says he uses all the pieces, gets the most out of himself, and makes other people in the movie better”
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:59:36“Eddie Murphy - says the movie changes his career trajectory, liberates him to go more interesting places, and reinvests his interest in depicting black family life and culture”
- Coming to America (1988) · February 18, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:51:12“Eddie Murphy (agreed, said 'Let's not overthink this one')”
- Trading Places (1983) · May 16, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:36:19
- Another 48 Hrs. (1990) · January 22, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:41:31
07Denzel Washington ▾8
- Training Day (2001) · May 31, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:03:58“Denzel Washington won this movie”
- Training Day (2001) · May 31, 2018 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:09:53“Denzel Washington - calls it his cultural apex and discusses Denzel as greatest actor/movie star”
- Crimson Tide (1995) · May 12, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:22:57“Denzel Washington (tied with Don Simpson) - thought Denzel's part was harder and ultimately chose him over Hackman”
- Crimson Tide (1995) · May 12, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:22:31“Washington - establishes himself as a movie star at another level”
- Crimson Tide (1995) · May 12, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:22:48“Denzel Washington - agrees with Chris that Denzel supercharged into mainstream movie stardom”
- Man on Fire (2004) · December 6, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:17:54“Denzel Washington - calls it his favorite Denzel movie, though acknowledges Dakota Fanning, Tony Scott, and Watkins all benefited”
- The Pelican Brief (1993) · December 12, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:38:35“Denzel Washington - crossed from A to A+ star and never had to rely on another movie star again”
- American Gangster (2007) · September 2, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:58:09“Denzel Washington (considered Crowe but settled on Denzel)”
08Martin Scorsese ▾7
- The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) · December 3, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 2:11:27“Scorsese - because he's the author of the whole project and this was a reminder that he wasn't done yet, returning to his signature style after Hugo”
- Taxi Driver (1976) · February 9, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:44“Martin Scorsese, because after this movie anything seemed possible with him and it became a go-to movie for future generations of filmmakers”
- The Departed (2006) · October 5, 2021 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:52:03“Martin Scorsese - won Best Director and Best Picture at Academy Awards, made $300 million, got two biggest movie stars to work together, achieved what he'd wanted for 30 years”
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:33:02“Martin Scorsese - this became his 'Tom Brady second three Super Bowls' era that allowed him to ascend and leave his generation behind”
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 2:31:59“Martin Scorsese - this reset the trajectory of his career and made him the mascot of American movies, preventing him from becoming a relic like other 70s filmmakers”
- After Hours (1985) · July 1, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:42:50“Scorsese”
- After Hours (1985) · July 1, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:42:52“Scorsese - he was cooked and done for, but this movie getting made and acknowledged was enough to get him back on track and get his juices going again”
09Tom Hanks ▾7
- Forrest Gump (1994) · June 21, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:03:53“Tom Hanks - 'There's no other answer'”
- Cast Away (2000) · March 19, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:06:09
- Toy Story (1995) · November 10, 2020 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:39:42“Woody - because the entire Toy Story universe hinges on Woody's choices, growth, and sense of self”
- Toy Story (1995) · November 10, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:39:37“Woody”
- Toy Story (1995) · November 10, 2020 · Shea Serrano ▶ 1:40:40“Woody - all the most emotional moments come from Woody's beats, though Buzz makes a close run”
- Big (1988) · January 24, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:52:17“Tom Hanks (agrees with 'easy')”
- Big (1988) · January 24, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:52:15
10Leonardo DiCaprio ▾7
- The Departed (2006) · August 17, 2017 · Bill Simmons ▶ 48:18“Leo DiCaprio”
- The Departed (2006) · August 17, 2017 · Chris Ryan ▶ 47:39“Leo DiCaprio - 'after a while, I just think it's Leo's movie' and 'DiCaprio is just on volume 11 on this'”
- Titanic (1997) · September 28, 2017 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 55:03“Leonardo DiCaprio - became extremely famous and can now do whatever he wants, very charming performance”
- Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) · February 6, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:16:22
- The Departed (2006) · October 5, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:51:59“Leonardo DiCaprio - he convinced the host that he could do anything as an actor and needed this movie for his career trajectory”
- Titanic (1997) · March 15, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:38:32“Leonardo DiCaprio - becomes the biggest star of the last 25 years”
- Catch Me If You Can (2002) · February 28, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:45:09“Leo”
Dion Waiters Award
Best short screen-time performance (heat check).
Appears in 257 episodes.
Multiple-time winners (of 211 total)
01Andrew Dice Clay ▾3
- A Star Is Born (2018) · February 11, 2019 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 59:05
- A Star Is Born (2018) · February 11, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 59:26
- A Star Is Born (2018) · February 11, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 59:18
02Leilani Sarelle ▾3
- Basic Instinct (1992) · April 14, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:02“Roxy”
- Basic Instinct (1992) · April 14, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:27:21“Roxy - suggests renaming the award 'The Dan Waiters Roxy Award' in her honor”
- Days of Thunder (1990) · March 18, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:37:32“Leilani Sorrell (the stripper police officer, aka Roxy from Basic Instinct) as the winner, with Fred Thompson as runner-up”
03John Witherspoon ▾3
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:17“John Witherspoon - calls it potentially the all-time Dion Waiters performance and suggests renaming the award after him”
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:39:26“John Witherspoon - says it belongs in the Dion Waiters Hall of Fame and could be the most memorable scene of the entire movie”
- Boomerang (1992) · May 26, 2020 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:40:42“John Witherspoon - agrees but suggests keeping the award name as 'Dion Waiters' for Dion's sake”
04Randy Quaid ▾3
- National Lampoon's Vacation (1983) · August 8, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 42:09“Cousin Eddie - calls him a repeat winner and the quintessential Dion Waiters”
- Brokeback Mountain (2005) · July 29, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:50:36
- Brokeback Mountain (2005) · July 29, 2025 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:50:38“Randy Quaid (agrees with Bill)”
05Alan Cumming ▾3
- Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · August 15, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:10:20“Mandy and Alan Cumming at the hotel”
- Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · August 15, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:10:25“Alan Cumming at the hotel”
- Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · August 15, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:10:42“Alan Cumming (praising his facial expressions)”
06Frank Vincent ▾3
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:00:03“Frank Vincent as Billy Bats - agrees it has to be him because he comes in hot for four minutes and matches Pesci and De Niro's energy”
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:59:20“Frank Vincent as Billy Bats - suggests renaming the award to 'the Frank Vincent award' or 'the Billy Bats award' because of this iconic performance”
- Goodfellas (1990) · January 4, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:59:58“Frank Vincent as Billy Bats (winner), Chuck Lowe as Maury (second place), Debbie Mazar as Sandy (third place)”
07Devin Ratray ▾3
- Home Alone (1990) · November 17, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:00:14“Devin Rattray as Buzz”
- Home Alone (1990) · November 17, 2020 · Mina Kimes ▶ 1:00:22“Buzz”
- Home Alone (1990) · November 17, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:00:20“Buzz”
08Murray Hamilton ▾3
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 47:17“Murray Hamilton as the mayor - winner of the category”
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 47:26“Murray Hamilton as Mayor Vaughn - agrees with the pick and provides detailed analysis of his scenes”
- Jaws (1975) · July 4, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 48:05“Murray Hamilton as the mayor - agrees and quotes his memorable lines”
09Sydney Pollack ▾3
- Michael Clayton (2007) · March 29, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 50:28“Sidney Pollack as Marty Bach”
- Michael Clayton (2007) · March 29, 2018 · Justin Charity ▶ 51:20“Sidney Pollack (considered Chris Cooper but stuck with Pollack)”
- Michael Clayton (2007) · March 29, 2018 · Lindsay Zoladz ▶ 51:28“Sidney Pollack”
10Christopher Walken ▾3
- Pulp Fiction (1994) · July 29, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:49:28“Christopher Walken (initially preferred The Wolf but agreed with others on Walken)”
- Pulp Fiction (1994) · July 29, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:49:03“Christopher Walken (because it adheres to the constitution of the award)”
- Pulp Fiction (1994) · July 29, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:49:05
Joey Pants Award
Best character actor ('that guy' actor).
Appears in 216 episodes.
Multiple-time winners (of 200 total)
Joe Pantoliano won his own award 6×.
01Joe Pantoliano ▾6
- Midnight Run (1988) · July 20, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 48:50
- Memento (2000) · June 1, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 38:05“Joey Pants (automatic winner since he's in the movie), with Stephen Tobolowsky as runner-up”
- The Fugitive (1993) · January 4, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 31:35“Joey Pants (Joe Pantoliano)”
- Running Scared (1986) · November 26, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 25:41“Joe Pantoliano as Guido the Killer Pimp/Snake”
- Running Scared (1986) · November 26, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 26:10“Joe Pantoliano - described him as 'the all-time 80s hood'”
- Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) · June 24, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:34:34“Joey Pantoliano as Walter Cobb - getting mad at McClane and calling him a drunk”
02James Rebhorn ▾4
- The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) · December 24, 2019 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 1:09:58“James Rebhorn - agrees and mentions he's the dad on Homeland”
- The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) · December 24, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:09:27“James Rebhorn (the guy who plays Dickie's dad)”
- The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) · December 24, 2019 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:09:46“James Rebhorn - agrees and lists his filmography including My Cousin Vinny, Basic Instinct, Carlito's Way”
- The Game (1997) · September 29, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 43:28
03Tracey Walter ▾3
- City Slickers (1991) · June 15, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:00:54“Tracy Walter as Cookie and the chef/cook guy”
- Batman (1989) · March 8, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:03:33“Bob the Goon (Tracy Walter)”
- Batman (1989) · March 8, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:03:36“Agrees with Tracy Walter, noting Nicholson negotiated to have him in cast and praising his Repo Man performance”
04Nick Mazzola ▾3
- Rain Man (1988) · August 24, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 57:24“Nick Mazzola, the blackjack dealer at Caesars Palace who also appeared in Vegas Vacation and Casino and was a real blackjack dealer”
- Rain Man (1988) · August 24, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 57:37“Nick Mazzola, agreeing with the pick and praising his IMDB page showing Vegas Vacation, Rain Man, and Casino”
- Casino (1995) · January 25, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:33:30“Nick Mazzola (the blackjack dealer) and John Menko (Nicky Eyes from Goodfellas)”
05Rick Aviles ▾3
- The Godfather Part III (1990) · March 17, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:04:18“One of the two assassins that comes into Vincent's apartment (who also played Willie Lopez in Ghost)”
- Ghost (1990) · July 28, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 56:54“Rick Aviles (Willie Lopez) - argues he's the ultimate 'that guy' because he's only known as Willie Lopez from Ghost”
- Ghost (1990) · July 28, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 56:34“Rick Aviles (Willie Lopez) - makes the case for him as Joey Pants Award winner”
06Leland Orser ▾3
- Se7en (1995) · September 22, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:02:54
- Independence Day (1996) · July 5, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 59:53
- Independence Day (1996) · July 5, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 59:51
07Cara Buono ▾3
- Kicking and Screaming (1995) · October 6, 2020 · Andy Greenwald ▶ 1:06:36
- Kicking and Screaming (1995) · October 6, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:04:53“Jason Wiles (initially suggested), but ultimately agrees with Cara Buono as the winner”
- Kicking and Screaming (1995) · October 6, 2020 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:06:59“Agrees with Cara Buono (allows her eligibility despite being in four scenes)”
08Balthazar Getty ▾3
- Mr. Holland's Opus (1995) · December 29, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 59:04“Balthazar Getty as a 'retroactive that guy'”
- Mr. Holland's Opus (1995) · December 29, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 58:52“Balthazar Getty - acknowledges he has reverted to 'that guy' status”
- Mr. Holland's Opus (1995) · December 29, 2020 · Van Lathan ▶ 58:49
09Benedict Wong ▾3
- The Martian (2015) · October 13, 2020 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:06:05“Benedict Wong because whenever I see him now in anything, he's the guy from The Martian”
- The Martian (2015) · October 13, 2020 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:06:13“Benedict Wong, but disagrees with SPEAKER_00's reasoning - knows him from the MCU/Doctor Strange universe instead”
- The Martian (2015) · October 13, 2020 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:06:25“Agrees with Benedict Wong as the pick”
10Martin Balsam ▾2
- All the President's Men (1976) · November 8, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 58:37“Martin Balsam - 'I feel like Martin Balsam's the winner here. I think Martin Balsam's been in a million things. And only people like us would know what his name is. So he's my winner.'”
- All the President's Men (1976) · November 8, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 58:47“Martin Balsam - agreed with SPEAKER_00, noting 'he's in Psycho. He's in 12 Angry Men. Like he's been in iconic American films.'”
Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
Most controversial opinion.
Appears in 194 episodes.
The hottest takes
Hotness = how much debate a take sparked (reaction-window discussion) blended with an AI spiciness rating — recomputed as new episodes land.
“Tom Hanks is neither the GOAT movie star nor the GOAT actor - not even close. He's made too many movies that suck in the last 20 years”
Catch Me If You Can Sean Fennessey▶ 1:07:42
“Jim Belushi is funnier than John Belushi has ever been in a movie”
About Last Night Chris Ryan▶ 1:29:33
“Trading Places is the most underrated Christmas movie and is a better Christmas movie than Home Alone”
Trading Places Bill Simmons▶ 1:07:13
“Animal House caused more copycat damage than any movie ever made — it was the 'gasoline and match' that wrecked two generations of college kids, giving them a blueprint for frat/party chaos and killing more brain cells than any film in terms of its influence on kids' expectations of college.”
National Lampoon's Animal House Bill Simmons▶ 1:04:07
“This is Cameron's finest directing work ever, better than Terminator 2, because of his versatility in directing multiple genres within one film”
“Rudy's brother Frank was right about everything - Rudy should have stayed with his wife, job, and stable life instead of pursuing his dream, which ultimately broke up his family and led to him being mocked”
“Rollerball is better than The Parallax View — it more accurately makes you feel what a paranoid thriller is supposed to make you feel, because everyone watches sports and has felt the game was rigged; 'this movie makes you feel all that shit' (compares it to LJ's four-point play)”
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“Are we sure this should have won Best Picture? He'd rather watch Out of Sight today, and argues The Truman Show was the most prescient, deserving movie of that year.”
Saving Private Ryan Sean Fennessey▶ 1:26:45
“Two takes: 1) Kevin orchestrates being separated and wants to be alone, is bummed when his mom finds him. 2) Harry and Marv are lovers in a romantic relationship.”
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York Kyle Brandt▶ 1:03:23
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Hosts run through a growing list of recurring 'utility player' actors/characters and decide whether the movie would be improved by their inclusion.
Appears in 178 episodes.
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01Wayne Jenkins ▾67 episodes
- 'Talladega Nights' With Craig Horlbeck, Danny Heifetz, and Danny Kelly · September 8, 2026 · Craig Horlbeck, doing the impression ▶ 1:53:18“god damn ricky i don't know i was working with magic man and el diablo”
- ‘Single White Female’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Mallory Rubin · June 8, 2026 · Mallory Rubin, doing the impression ▶ 1:51:59“oh that would be great wayne jenkins like i didn't know we were dealing with super software engineer you know get wayne up there god damn”
- ‘Basic Instinct’ Live From SF With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan · April 14, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:45:36“Oh, I was just going to say, if Wayne was Gus, it would be like, goddamn, Nick, you got sweetie birds flying around your head.”
- ‘Wild Things’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Mallory Rubin · February 3, 2026 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:59:35“Wayne Jenkins as a dirty cop would be perfect here.”
- ‘Wild Things’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Mallory Rubin · February 3, 2026 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 2:00:11“That would have been Wayne Jenkins in this. Oh, man! We got our own Ted Turner over here!”
- ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · November 4, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:30:27“Goddamn, Truman. I didn't know I was working with the BTK killer. You better stop cutting pictures of ladies up from those fashion magazines. Or they're going to be making a Ryan Murphy limited series about you.”
- ‘Witness’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · August 26, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:47:03“Raising a barn? Yeah, you're right. That's definitely Wayne Jenkins.”
- ‘Witness’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · August 26, 2025 · Mallory Rubin, doing the impression ▶ 1:46:39“Gets on the Amtrak. Pops up. I didn't know we were dealing with Super Milker.”
- ‘Death Wish’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · May 14, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:14:05“Goddamn, Paul! You're kind of freaking me out. I'm speechless. I guess I'm going to make sure you don't go away for a long fucking time, big boy.”
- ‘Someone to Watch Over Me’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · April 29, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:18:37“Goddamn, Andreas! I didn't know I was working with a two-armed man! I thought, much like Tobias Harris, you can't go left!”
- ‘Good Will Hunting’ Live From Boston With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · April 1, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:40:31“or we could do god damn Will I didn't know I was working with super brain you out here solve an intermediate graph theory with an adjacency matrix and close it on Skylar”
- ‘Days of Thunder’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt · March 18, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:49:46“I didn't know I was working with Super Driver. And a motherfucking Australian girlfriend. You better pass Russ on the high side or your lady is going to be doing AMC theater intros a long fucking time, big boy.”
- ‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson · March 11, 2025 · Mallory Rubin, doing the impression ▶ 1:25:09“Set in Philadelphia where Wayne Jenkins just takes the Amtrak up to Baltimore. And he's there with his Rottweiler. And he would get into the most memorable fight with Hamilton Swan.”
- ‘Crash’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Joanna Robinson · February 25, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:32:59“I think Wayne Jenkins is the Matt Dillon we won't do a Wayne Jenkins impersonation without CR but Wayne Jenkins and the Matt Dillon role would have been pretty interesting”
- ‘Before Sunset’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin · February 4, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:27:26“i was thinking about how funny it would be is jesse sees celine it's the culmination of this nine-year wait and then wayne jenkins walks up to him and he goes goddamn jesse hey man”
- The Re-‘Den of Thieves’ LIVE With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · January 7, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:28:23“I was thinking about what would happen if Wayne Jenkins was Big Nick's divorce attorney. Oh. Goddamn, Big Nick. I didn't know I was watching Kramer vs. Kramer.”
- ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · December 31, 2024 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:40:06“As a daughter of Baltimore, I'm always going to pick Wayne Jenkins here. And I would posit that there's not a scene in the movie, not one, where Wayne Jenkins doesn't perfectly fit.”
- ‘John Wick’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Shea Serrano · September 17, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:39:40“Goddamn, John! How you know I was dealing with Super Baba Yaga? You got me crying over a dog like that Sarah McLachlan song in the Peeta Head!”
- ‘The Grand Budapest Hotel’ With Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Andy Greenwald · August 13, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:55:11“Goddamn Gustav. This is what I want. I didn't know I was dealing with Super Butler.”
- ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 29, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 2:18:43“i didn't know i was talking to super barista i came here to wash marvin's brains out of the backseat of my nova instead i got that gourmet shit”
- ‘Slap Shot’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · June 4, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:35:49“hand for hand. I didn't know I was playing against super goalie. You're a regular Ken Dryden out there and a motherfucking sexually fluid wife. You better keep your hands off Suzanne or you're going away a long fucking time, big boy.”
- ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Mallory Rubin · May 28, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:35:16“I thought Wayne Jenkins, if he had been working at All-American Burger. Goddamn, Brad. Hey, you know, I was working with Bobby Flay and the motherfucking secret sauce.”
- ‘Back to the Future Part II’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Cousin Sal · May 21, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:33:53“I was trying to think of a Wayne screaming about Haralabob thing. Yeah. But like, it's like when Marty wakes up and sees his mom's new set, I think it's kind of like, Marty, rain. It's not incest if it happens during time travel.”
- ‘Hardcore’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · April 23, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:29:13“I didn't know I was working with Supercock. You came back in the game with a chewed up pecker like you're some kind of pornographic Willis Reed. You better have me find my wayward daughter or you're going away a long fucking time, people.”
- ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · April 9, 2024 · Mallory Rubin, doing the impression ▶ 1:33:15“I didn't know we were dealing with super chef. A fish so crispy. The piss sizzles right off.”
- ‘Risky Business’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · March 12, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:35:48“i thought that would be really good if wayne jenkins was in this movie i think it would be god damn joel i didn't know i was dealing with super pimp your future enterpriser but you're working the world's oldest profession that's pretty ironic”
- ‘Rounders’ Live From New York With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · February 27, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:25:08“But if Wayne Jenkins spotted worm cheating. Goddamn worm. I didn't know I was working with a super sharp. You're like fucking Ricky Jay over here. And a motherfucking ace up your sleeve tattoo.”
- ‘Creed’ Live From Philly With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · February 19, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:39:05“What if Wayne Jenkins was present during the original training, like in the little backyard? He was like, God damn, Rock! I didn't know I was working with old McDonald's!”
- ‘Forrest Gump’ Live From D.C. With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin · February 13, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:26“but if Wayne Jenkins had been coaching Alabama, and I think he would say, hey man, that's some great fucking special teams work, man. I didn't know I recruited Eric's fucking Metcalf.”
- ‘Silver Linings Playbook’ With Chris Ryan, Andy Greenwald, and Zach Baron · January 16, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:44:44“But if Wayne Jenkins did play Randy... Goddamn, Pat! I didn't know your dad was Jimmy the Greek!”
- ‘The Pelican Brief’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins · December 12, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:30:35“But if Wayne Jenkins had been in it and he'd say, Goddamn, Torby! How you know I was working with Jim Garrison over here? You put together a conspiracy that might save the country itself and an endangered motherfucking bird!”
- ‘An Officer and a Gentleman’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · November 14, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:23:20“I do wonder if this movie is better if Wayne Jenkins plays Sid. And he's like, God damn, Mayo. I didn't know I was training with Jet Li. You roundhouse kicked that guy like he was taking your lunch money in Manila.”
- The Omen’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · October 31, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:12:12“god damn damien i didn't know i was watching dr do little you got these giraffes running crossing routes like you're todd mongen and a motherfucking rottweiler”
- ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 17, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:33:27“I didn't know I was working with Super Detective Inspector! This lassie has a dubious past! If she is an axe murderer, then she is going to jail a long fucking time!”
- ‘They Live’ LIVE From L.A. With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 10, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:12:21“Goddamn, Roddy! I didn't know I was working with the chief executive officer who's sunglasses, huh? That's some good fucking conspiracy theorizing, man.”
- ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · September 26, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:45:36“thinking about wayne has uh sarah god damn meg i didn't know i was weekending with super mom your biological clock is drowning out the band and the staple singers rendition of the weight i hope you're serious about parenthood because i'm sending you my husband with a motherfucking brick of genetic code”
- ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · September 19, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:39:33“I think it would be cool if Wayne Jenkins had been the fruit peddler. And he was like, Goddamn, Steve! I didn't know I was dealing with a super gangster! I got a whole cart of fresh produce for you here! And some motherfucking peaches!”
- ‘Blackhat’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · September 12, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:04:38“And he was like, goddamn Hathaway. I didn't know I was rooming with Steve Jobs. Way to go on that commissary, man.”
- ‘The Devil’s Advocate’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · July 25, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:39:02“Then Wayne Jenkins is just standing by the bar. He goes. Goddamn Kevin. I didn't know you were the Prince of Darkness.”
- ‘The Devil’s Advocate’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · July 25, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:41“Wayne wins again. Wayne always wins.”
- ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · July 18, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:14:06“Or Wayne Jenkins could say, Goddamn, Mona Lisa! I didn't know I was dating Toto Wolfe!”
- ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · June 20, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:30:28“I do think that if Wayne Jenkins was the Grail Knight, it would be like, goddamn, Indy! I didn't know I was waiting on the penitent man to bow up in this chamber!”
- ‘Casino Royale’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins · June 2, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:35:55“God damn. Poor James. Didn't know I was dealing with Super Spy.”
- ‘Trading Places’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · May 16, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:28:35“I was thinking about what would happen if Wayne Jenkins was there when Ophelia was talking about her T-bills. God damn, Ophelia. I didn't know I was fucking Charles Schwab.”
- ‘Trading Places’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · May 16, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:28:58“As the butler. God damn crab and lobster! I got all these crabs for the party!”
- ‘Alien’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · April 18, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:40:31“so just imagine wayne jenkins coming in when yafek kodo does when ash is freaking out he's like god damn ash i didn't know you were a humanoid with fucking milk for blood i'll tell you what big dog you're going to cry asleep a long fucking time man get him the fuck out of here i can't even look at you”
- ‘Alien’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · April 18, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:40:57“i think i think wayne would have some thoughts about the cat too get the fucking cat out of here”
- ‘Indecent Proposal’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · April 11, 2023 · Mallory Rubin, doing the impression ▶ 1:26:03“Like, is he just also there at the casino? And he's watching it all. You didn't know you were going to loan your wife to super poker player?”
- ‘Indecent Proposal’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · April 11, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:26:48“Wade Jenkins makes this movie better.”
- ‘Cape Fear’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · March 28, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:24:52“It could just be like, God damn, Lee! This arrow really depicts stability! I didn't know I was working with the Henri Matisse of commercial art!”
- ‘Bad Boys’ (1983) With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · March 14, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:07:22“I think it's Wayne when, as Mick, and when he walks in, he goes, God damn Horowitz! I didn't know I was rooming with Mr. Wizard!”
- ‘The Purge’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · March 7, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:06:59“But I just think it would be great if Wayne Jenkins just happened to be over for dinner that night. And was like, goddamn, Mary! I didn't know I was eating with a super chef when you had Gail Simmons over there!”
- ‘The Purge’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · March 7, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:07:33“Great stuff. I was thinking it would be funny if Wayne was in the last scene with Grace.”
- ‘Catch Me If You Can’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · February 28, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:39:33“But I think it would have been interesting if the first time Frank rides the airplane, if the pilot had been Jon Bernthal, and it had been like, God damn, Frank! I didn't know you were a deadhead!”
- ‘Whiplash’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · February 21, 2023 · Sean Fennessey, doing the impression ▶ 1:26:38“You know, if CR were here, he would say, God damn, didn't I was the old buddy Rich?”
- ‘Whiplash’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · February 21, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:26:54“Big football stud! I didn't realize I had super linebacker at the table. Sorry, CR.”
- ‘The Vanishing’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · February 7, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 59:53“Goddamn, Jeff. I didn't know your obsession was my weapon. It's been a pretty fucking easy kidnapping. I got to tell you, your obsession took over.”
- ‘The Vanishing’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · February 7, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:00:28“You're going to jail a long fucking time, big man. Oh, man. And a fucking brick.”
- ‘Deliverance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Ryen Russillo · January 31, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:23:34“where to put wayne here yeah and i think if he played the sheriff and he goes up to ned beatty he goes you know what big man you're going to jail a long fucking time get him the fuck out of here”
- ‘Deliverance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Ryen Russillo · January 31, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:23:52“wayne would have been he would have fit in perfectly i would say arguably out of any movie we've done wayne jenkins fits in nicely”
- ‘Deliverance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Ryen Russillo · January 31, 2023 · Ryen Russillo, doing the impression ▶ 1:24:01“he easily could have been lewis he could have been one of the grinder brothers”
- ‘Big’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan · January 24, 2023 · Mallory Rubin, doing the impression ▶ 1:38:19“We'll go find your son, ma'am. Gotta have Wayne Jenkins in this movie. Have to.”
- ‘Alive’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · January 17, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:14:32“god damn canessa i didn't know you were a breast man”
- ‘Sideways’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · January 10, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:35:10“What if Wayne was the MC Ganey part? Goddamn, Jack! I didn't know you liked throwing your Johnson and my wife like that!”
- ‘Sideways’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · January 10, 2023 · Sean Fennessey, doing the impression ▶ 1:35:32“I thought you were going to do them as Miles. Like, goddamn, Jack! Didn't know we were talking about Chevelle Blanc over here!”
- ‘Sideways’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · January 10, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:04“He should have been the third person next to Giamatti. Like, goddammit! Goddamn, Miles! Super Samo!”
- ‘Mission: Impossible - Fallout’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · December 27, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:21:58“i think it would be amazing if bernthal played the west bentley part god damn julia i didn't know you knew eric dr rob thorn this guy's curing smallpox that's more of a philly accent i fucked up but still wayne jenkins instead of west bentley 10 times better disgruntled new husband”
- ‘Man on Fire’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · December 6, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:08:30“Goddamn Creasy. Didn't know you're about to paint your masterpiece. I didn't know death was your art.”
- ‘Blow Out’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · November 15, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:45:12“He's like, why are you telling me this? That is Wayne.”
- ‘Blow Out’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · November 15, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:45:22“God damn, Jack! I didn't know I was with fucking Alan Pakula!”
- ‘American Gigolo’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin · November 1, 2022 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:41:13“Wayne Jenkins instead of Detective Sunday maybe now we found these paddles and these dildos in the filing cabinet in your office who keeps these things in a study”
- ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’ With Chris Ryan and Sean Fennessey · October 11, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:52:18“I have to say that Bernthal would be a fucking amazing Roma. I mean. What would it sound like? Goddamn Shelly. I didn't know I was working with the machine.”
- ‘Singles’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · September 13, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:41:16“Look at that, Mr. Supertrade guy! Hey! I didn't know I was working!”
- ‘Saving Private Ryan’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · September 6, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:53:18“Wayne Jenkins as Rybin is fucking incredible. That's what I'm saying. Goddamn, Captain Miller. I didn't know this guy had free brothers.”
- ‘Scent of a Woman’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · August 22, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:17:49“I know that you're probably expecting me to do Wayne Jenkins as Al Pacino right now. I was. But I'm instead going to do Wayne Jenkins as Mr. Trask when he goes, you know what, Chaz?”
- ‘Scent of a Woman’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · August 22, 2022 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:18:14“All this and a motherfucking brick. You don't want to try Wayne Jenkins as Colonel Slade? Wayne Jenkins on pussy?”
- ‘Unforgiven’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · August 1, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:34:48“I didn't know I was working with Super Assassin! You really honor Claudia's memory out there, man! Good for you!”
- ‘There Will Be Blood’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 26, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:58:08“Goddamn, Daniel! I didn't know I was working with Super Oil, man! And a motherfucking Derek!”
- ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · July 12, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:43:09“And if Wayne Jenkins was like, you put me in a difficult position, Maverick! God damn! I didn't know I was with Super Pilot!”
- ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · July 12, 2022 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:43:31“Yes, the answer is Wayne Jenkins. Yeah, we're going to go with Wayne Jenkins. God damn, Maverick!”
- ‘Project X’ With Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, and Craig Horlbeck · June 28, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:29“I think Wayne Jenkins playing one of the cops that comes to break the party would have been”
- ‘The Untouchables’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · June 23, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:13:38“I'm just imagining him being like, goddamn Oscar. I didn't know I was in a super cop. Right before Oscar gets his throat slit. And a motherfucking brick. And a motherfucking pint of Jameson. Man, this prohibition's got you sideways, Oscar.”
- ‘The Untouchables’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · June 23, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:14:10“Oh, my God. Wayne Jenkins Day would have been incredible in this.”
- ‘Cop Land’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · June 2, 2022 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:21:21“Hey, you know, big dog, we just got Superboy. He jumped off the bridge. That's some great fucking police work, man.”
02Samuel L. Jackson ▾33 episodes
- ‘Halloween II’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · October 28, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:36:54“You don't, you don't think Sam kind of worse as Loomis too? Sam would have been an amazing Loomis. Holy shit.”
- 'Jaws 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 8, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:22:27“but sam jackson just being like mayor larry got re-elected like the one guy who's commenting on actual civic politics yeah that is good how the fuck did that guy get re-elected”
- ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · July 1, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:37:11“Honestly, Sam Jackson being in this movie would have been great. Interesting. I think this movie is a Sam Jackson short.”
- ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · July 1, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:38:14“I'd love to have Jules just in this movie. Jules Winfield. That would be great.”
- 'Marathon Man' With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · June 18, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:21:27“I said, is it safe? English motherfucker.”
- ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ With Bill Simmons and Joanna Robinson · April 15, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:13:04“Can I offer you Sam Jackson as the cop? Yeah, you can. Instead of Poppy from Seinfeld, Sam Jackson comes in and just Sam Jacksons it up for like six minutes.”
- ‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson · March 11, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:24:42“I was thinking Sam Jackson.”
- ‘Home Alone 2: Lost in New York’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · December 24, 2024 · Kyle Brandt, doing the impression ▶ 1:37:01“It's a, you were smooching with my brother, motherfucker. Sam Jackson with the machine gun or Sam Jackson adopting the old like gangster dialect. And being like, you ever read the Bible, baby?”
- ‘The Gambler’ (2014) With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · December 17, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:32:41“Uh, I would say, Sam Jackson in this movie wouldn't have been a bad thing.”
- ‘The Gambler’ (2014) With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · December 17, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:32:53“Sam Jackson is Neville, and Sam Jackson and Goodman in the same movie would have been awesome.”
- ‘Running Scared’ (1986) With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · November 26, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:24:04“I would also say a little early for him, but Sam Jackson would be a great snake. Early Sam Jackson taking the Joey Pants award.”
- ‘Hereditary’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 22, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:22:14“I think there's a Sam Jackson case for like being the teacher. Yeah. Heracles, motherfucker!”
- ‘Hereditary’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 22, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:22:38“There are seven other kings, motherfucker! Oscar!”
- ‘Poltergeist’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · October 8, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:23:02“I think we have room for Sam Jackson.”
- ‘Poltergeist’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · October 8, 2024 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:23:16“In the Richard Lawson part. Is Sam Jackson as the Richard Lawson guy as a little bit more? Yeah. No diss to Richard Lawson.”
- ‘Purple Rain’ With Bill Simmons and Wesley Morris · August 27, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:46:52“Can I give you Sam Jackson as Billy the Club? I was just about to say a young Sam Jackson.”
- ‘Purple Rain’ With Bill Simmons and Wesley Morris · August 27, 2024 · Wesley Morris, doing the impression ▶ 1:47:23“Whitney and Lisa, I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing.”
- ‘The Naked Gun’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · July 2, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:22:01“You could have worked Sam Jackson into this movie pretty nicely. Where you got him? How about his pap smear?”
- ‘The Naked Gun’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · July 2, 2024 · Kyle Brandt, doing the impression ▶ 1:22:39“Yeah. He takes that dart to the neck. He just goes, Sam, fly motherfucker.”
- ‘Back to the Future Part II’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Cousin Sal · May 21, 2024 · Cousin Sal ▶ 1:34:15“I just thought maybe Sam Jackson plays the father with the baseball bat. Yeah. That would have been good.”
- ‘Back to the Future Part II’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Cousin Sal · May 21, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:34:20“Oh, and that was like the perfect Sam Jackson range. He would have been Goodfellas right after that.”
- ‘Jerry Maguire’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · May 14, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:52:56“i was thinking sam jackson should play bob sugar”
- ‘The Running Man’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · April 30, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:21:04“i think sam jackson would have helped this movie where what do we got so you're talking late 80s sam jackson before things had really taken off so he's probably not in the movie that much but maybe he's the third guy that escapes with coughlin and and uh and arnold or maybe he's a sidekick for killian or i i just think he adds a little energy it's a very white movie probably time to start running ”
- ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · April 9, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:32:37“This movie actually needs Sam Jackson. It's one of the whitest movies. Probably ever made.”
- ‘Flight’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · January 9, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:09“So I would say that this movie is 18 times funnier if Sam Jackson is Whitaker.”
- ‘Flight’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · January 9, 2024 · Van Lathan, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:27“I also had, if I said Sam could play either Whip or he could play John Goodman's character. Oh, yeah. Which would give us the Denzel thing.”
- ‘Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · November 7, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:23:50“I'm not ducking Wayne. I'm just saying Sam Jackson is a Zim is absolutely fucking incredible. Him just being, it's a looking glass motherfucker.”
- ‘Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · November 7, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:24:17“Sam Jackson should have been in this.”
- The Omen’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · October 31, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:11:32“i did think sam jackson and the david warner role would be great it didn't need somebody to be like man what the fuck is going on here and do sam jackson things”
- ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · July 18, 2023 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:13:46“I think in 1992, you probably still could have just cast Sam Jackson as the cook. Right?”
- ‘Trading Places’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · May 16, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:28:22“Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Trejo, Catherine Hunt, Steve Buscemi, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh, or Philip Baker Hall? Sam Jackson.”
- ‘Iron Man’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · May 2, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:32:41“It does have Sam Jackson. Sam Jackson's in the movie. This movie was better with Sam Jackson.”
- ‘Sudden Death’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · April 25, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:59“I think Sam Jackson as Hallmark would have been great. And this is when Sam Jackson's making like five movies a year. So I think he would have done it.”
- ‘He Got Game’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Logan Murdock · April 4, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:52:17“Sam Jackson, yes. I think Sam Jackson is kind of... He must have been super busy, right?”
- ‘He Got Game’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Logan Murdock · April 4, 2023 · Logan Murdock ▶ 1:52:47“I would have liked him to be Jim Brown's part because there would have been so much more depth to the scene where he... Right. We would have had a Denzel Samuel Jackson scene.”
- ‘Sleepless in Seattle’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · February 14, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:42:15“I had this written down for 1993. Question mark. Sam Jackson as Sam as Hank's his buddy instead of Rob Reiner.”
- ‘Cliffhanger’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · January 3, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:25:19“I'll just ask you, is this movie better of Sam Jackson as Travers? Of course it's better. So there you go. I think that's the answer. Fetch, motherfucker!”
- ‘I Am Legend’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · December 20, 2022 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:24:26“how about sam as robert neville no as his brother who the flashback scene with his brother where he calls sam his brother and says this virus is really bad blah blah blah and then it has a flashback to when he tried to save his brother sam's life and then we just get sam and then sam sees a dark seeker at his door and goes mother”
- ‘I Am Legend’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · December 20, 2022 · Van Lathan, doing the impression ▶ 1:24:53“fucker he's like this is this motherfuckers is trying to get me and i thought there's an action to you you could put a new action scene into the movie i'm getting chased by the dark seekers chasing the”
- ‘Body Heat’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Wesley Morris · November 22, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:44:05“We could have Sam Jackson in the Oscar part, and I think he could have pulled it off.”
- ‘American Gigolo’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin · November 1, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:41:06“I like it Sam Jackson as Leon would have been earlier but I think he could have done it”
- ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · October 25, 2022 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:29:53“Watch him get attacked by a bear? Because then he could have been attacked by a shark and a bear within a two-year span. Motherfucker.”
- ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · October 25, 2022 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:29:48“Sam Jackson is the one. It's like, it would be very hilarious to watch him go through that.”
- ‘Above the Rim’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Wosny Lambre · July 19, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:36:56“Would this movie have been better with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Trejo, Catherine Hans, Steve Buscemi, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh, or Philip Baker Hall? Sam Jackson would have been great.”
- ‘Above the Rim’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Wosny Lambre · July 19, 2022 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:37:21“Sam slots right into this movie. The fact that Sam isn't in this movie is a shocker.”
- ‘Above the Rim’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Wosny Lambre · July 19, 2022 · Wosny Lambre ▶ 1:37:34“He could have been the other security guard. He could have been Flip. Easily could have. I mean, that's obvious.”
- ‘Project X’ With Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, and Craig Horlbeck · June 28, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:14:16“Wayne Jenkins wins every time. Sam Jackson would have been fun.”
03Byron Mayo ▾17 episodes
- ‘The Hand That Rocks the Cradle’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Joanna Robinson · June 15, 2026 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:34:17“it's funny because i had loge as byron mayo for this yeah peyton claire yeah couldn't help but notice your nanny at the at the uh claire surprise party just having byron mayo there no shirt”
- ‘Two for the Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Cousin Sal · November 25, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:34:25“Walter is doing Byron Mayo in this movie. He's just like, Brandon, Tony, while the cat's away, the mice will play.”
- ‘Snake Eyes’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · November 11, 2025 · Sean Fennessey, doing the impression ▶ 1:55:11“I do think, I can't adequately do this because Chris is not here, but I do think Byron Mayo would be incredible in this movie. He was like, Kevin Dunn, my old friend, meet my friend Serena!”
- ‘Snake Eyes’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · November 11, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:55:25“Carla! I noticed you lost your time. Let me take you to the gift shop.”
- ‘Halloween II’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · October 28, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:31“I had Byron Mayo. Oh, let's hear it. Byron Mayo, Mayo is bud. It was like, Karen, come on in. The water's warm. Don't worry. It doesn't get scalding in this physical therapy.”
- ‘The Sting’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · September 30, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:44:38“God damn! I feel like the guy who would crush in this environment is Byron Mayo. You've got scams, you've got wars, you've got, you know...”
- ‘The Sting’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · September 30, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:44:48“Hey! Selina, I know you're an assassin, but there's something lingering in those pants.”
- ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · July 22, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:23:42“I definitely think Byron Mayo would have been an interesting addition.”
- ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · July 22, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:24:12“What's going on here, my friend? Oh, it's still. If you need the seed, just ask.”
- ‘Over The Top’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · September 24, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:24“the answer is clearly byron mayo who just should have been the grandfather they should have mixed up rich guy character with byron mayo and he's just shirtless holding holding like a narragansett at the top and when he goes to vegas he's getting in all kinds of shit he just turns into byron mayo in vegas he's like mike and the presidential suite's got whores in there”
- ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 29, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 2:19:18“what do we got going on here ladies you got stud for felicio purposes tell me more i also have a stud oh my god you know who loves felicia he's got two thumbs he's ready he's served in the navy”
- ‘Back to the Future Part II’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Cousin Sal · May 21, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:33:23“Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Trejo, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh, Byron Mayo, Harling Mays, evil laughing Ramon Raymond or Philip Baker Hall? I think it's Byron Mayo.”
- ‘Jerry Maguire’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · May 14, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:53:14“byron mayo would you throw him in there byron mayo with the divorced women's group”
- ‘Hardcore’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · April 23, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:29:55“Byron's trying to convince Jake to stay out there. Yeah. Jake, you got something special. You got a great touch. I got Joanne on one arm and Nikki on the other.”
- ‘Hardcore’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · April 23, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:29:48“I agree, though. I feel like it's Byron. It's definitely Byron. Byron would be like, Byron should be directing those films.”
- ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · March 19, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:30:13“But I do think Byron would get pretty into this whole situation. It's like Dennis, Raymond, Kathleen, Kenny, Heather, Lolly, Key, Tova, Amy. Why don't we get some oysters from Wolfgang Puck and see what happens?”
- ‘Risky Business’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · March 12, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:23“oh my god i would have loved wayne i think byron mayo would have also been great joel i love having”
- ‘Road House’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt · March 5, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:48:34“This one I got Byron Mayo. And I think Byron Mayo has to play Emmett. And he comes up during the first sex scene between Clay and Dalton.”
- ‘Road House’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt · March 5, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:48:58“We needed him. I know you like having sex standing up. But what about on the bed? The three of us.”
- ‘Rounders’ Live From New York With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · February 27, 2024 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:25:08“Let's talk out the Byron Mayo piece first. So Petra comes over. Mike's turning her nose like, Mike, Petra, let's let bygones be bygones. The 88 World Series is on. Nothing's more erotic than that.”
- ‘Flight’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · January 9, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:37:34“I was thinking if Byron Mayo is in the first scene... Put some pants on, you're gonna get this big dog round up again!”
- ‘The Pelican Brief’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins · December 12, 2023 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:31:20“It's Army Gray! Let's get in a bed! I know you and Gray are sharing a cabin. It's wet outside! It could be wet in here! Come on!”
- ‘The Pelican Brief’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins · December 12, 2023 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:31:30“I got a king-sized bed, baby! I always protect my sources! Me and my friend Kamal went to a little movie theater last night broke out some popcorn!”
04Philip Baker Hall ▾14 episodes
- ‘Meet the Parents’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · November 12, 2024 · Kyle Brandt, doing the impression ▶ 1:42:13“I like Tom Collins and I like butter up my ass and have a seat in the Jerusalem tulip. I like people on film fucking. It's that easy.”
- ‘Meet the Parents’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · November 12, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:42:31“Greg, I want you to meet some of my friends. They're the future stars of this business. This is the talent.”
- ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · April 9, 2024 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 1:33:04“I was going to say. I think Philip Baker Hall. Could pull off the framing device.”
- ‘Risky Business’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · March 12, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:35:48“baker hall would be great as the princeton admissions interviewer as oh as rutherford yeah”
- ‘Under Siege’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · December 25, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:37:38“I think Philip Baker Hall as the captain would have been a huge improvement, right?”
- ‘Under Siege’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · December 25, 2023 · Kyle Brandt, doing the impression ▶ 1:38:00“It would have been a huge improvement, and I answer this question the same way every way Philip Baker Hall in the role of Floyd Gondoli. Just saying, listen, I know you don't like Ryback, but I like butter in my ass.”
- ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 17, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:34:11“I could see Philip Baker Hall in this movie, by the way. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. As Arkin or something like that.”
- ‘Cliffhanger’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · January 3, 2023 · Kyle Brandt, doing the impression ▶ 1:25:45“I always answer Philip Baker Hall, and I only do it as Philip Baker Hall in the role of Flight Gondoli, and he would be frank, and he would just say, listen, I like rescuing people. I like butter in my ass. I like watching people on film fucking.”
- ‘The Verdict’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · December 13, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:45:10“It would be better with Philip Baker Hall. I wrote down Philip as well. Philip Baker Hall was born to be in this movie.”
- ‘Blow Out’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · November 15, 2022 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:44:58“I see Philip Baker Hall and Steve Buscemi in this.”
- ‘American Gigolo’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin · November 1, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:40:45“give me Philip Baker Hall as the senator good to go great shout”
- ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · September 20, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:25:17“I will just say Philip Baker Hall would have been an incredible ad. And you almost could have just worked him in for two minutes, but I don't think he would take stuff off the table in this movie.”
- ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ With Bill Simmons and Juliet Litman · August 5, 2022 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:18:18“It's a hard yes to Philip Baker Hall. There certainly was a role for him in this, in the school principal, teacher, whatever.”
- ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ With Bill Simmons and Juliet Litman · August 5, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:18:25“I had him as, as Ronnie's dad. Oh yeah, sure. Sure. Just kind of suspicious, gruff, businesslike, kind of horrified that these are his two sons.”
- ‘There Will Be Blood’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 26, 2022 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:58:44“That could have been Philip Baker Hall. Why are you saying that? He's like, Daniel, I'm a simple man.”
- ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · July 5, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:22:06“But Phil or Baker Hall would have been incredible in the Richard Farnsworth role.”
- ‘Hard to Kill’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · June 16, 2022 · Kyle Brandt, doing the impression ▶ 1:24:31“I'm a huge Philip Baker Hall guy and I would love Philip Baker Hall in the role of O'Malley. Um, but as long as I want him as O'Malley, but, but Bill, I want him to do O'Malley as Floyd, Floyd Gondoli and just say, look, here's the deal, Sonny. Your dad is alive and I like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth.”
05Doris Burke ▾11 episodes
- ‘To Live and Die in L.A.’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · March 17, 2026 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:56:17“And Doris Burke's just calling everybody mister. But my heart's not totally in it. We see you Mr. Chance.”
- ‘American Gangster’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · September 2, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:51:51“We gotta do one more For DB Yeah We see you Mr. Lucas Taking the lessons Of your mentor Fumpy Johnson As you take the ball Straight into the heart Of Chiang Kai-shek's Defeated army And buy opium Straight from the manufacturer Long before There was Magic Johnson There was blue magic And you Mr. Lucas Are the wizard Au revoir DB”
- ‘Brokeback Mountain’ With Bill Simmons and Wesley Morris · July 29, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 2:14:27“Doris Burke. I want you to watch Jack Twist. How he maneuvers these sheep around.”
- ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · July 22, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:23:42“But I do think DB just being like, bonjour, Mademoiselle Hensrich. We see you. You came out of that cocoon naked as the day is long.”
- 'Jaws 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 8, 2025 · Sean Fennessey, doing the impression ▶ 1:23:08“do you think doris burke doing just the last lines of dialogue that brody has oh yeah where he's like he's like all right you big bastard come on i've got something for you now that's it attaboy right here mr jaws open wide and say ah”
- 'Jaws 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 8, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:23:41“and he's hungrier than ever”
- ‘Die Hard With a Vengeance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · June 24, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:54:02“so I would probably go DB saying oh Wiedershen Aaron Gruber”
- ‘Die Hard With a Vengeance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · June 24, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:54:20“Simon Gruber just a mastermind you've played through headaches but we see you he sees the whole city as a launching pad”
- ‘Out for Justice’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · June 3, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:37:13“I just think Doris Burke probably has to be in this. Who does she see? This young man, Richie, has just been running amok in Brooklyn.”
- ‘Close Encounters of the Third Kind’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · May 20, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:56:03“I can do Doris Burke talking about Roy's oldest son. Yeah. We see you, Brad.”
- ‘Someone to Watch Over Me’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · April 29, 2025 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:19:12“DB, when Mike's walking the streets of New York. I see you, Mike. battling this moral conscience of marriage versus adultery.”
- ‘Minority Report’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · April 22, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:38:18“so you are honor of the nba playoffs if db was checking out a little minority report we see you miss agatha you've been swimming in the photon milk for all this time not just grinding tape but making the tape for the pre-crime police to act on but now you're out here in your gap finest straight off the rack living your best life”
- ‘Days of Thunder’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt · March 18, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:50:03“I actually think DB would be great. Yeah. We see you, Mr. Trickle. We see you passing high.”
06Steve Buscemi ▾11 episodes
- ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 17, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:33:10“I could see Buscemi as Tony. Mm-hmm. That would have been good.”
- ‘So I Married an Axe Murderer’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 17, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:33:14“Or just like a two-minute Buscemi as the guy who checks him into the hotel. Mm-hmm. That's a good one.”
- ‘Casino Royale’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins · June 2, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:36:19“I'm just not getting enough Buscemi in my life these days. If I'm being honest. Remember when Buscemi was everywhere?”
- ‘Adventureland’ With Bill Simmons and Juliet Litman · March 21, 2023 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:06:47“I think Steve Buscemi could have worked at Adventureland like there certainly was a role for him somewhere as like a weird guy”
- ‘Planes, Trains, and Automobiles’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · November 29, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:16“jenkins danny treo katherine hans steve buscemi sam jackson jt washer phil baker hall buscemi belongs in”
- ‘Body Heat’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Wesley Morris · November 22, 2022 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:44:17“I think Steve Buscemi could be the Richard Crenna character.”
- ‘Blow Out’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · November 15, 2022 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:44:58“I see Philip Baker Hall and Steve Buscemi in this.”
- ‘Glengarry Glen Ross’ With Chris Ryan and Sean Fennessey · October 11, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:53:05“I mean Buscemi as Aaron now would work. That would work.”
- ‘Singles’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · September 13, 2022 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:41:01“He could have been the mime. Yeah. Steve Buscemi could have been the mime.”
- ‘Tango and Cash’ With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · August 30, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:50“Young Buscemi would have been really good in this movie and made sense. He would have been really funny. I don't know who he plays, but I think he's additive.”
- ‘There Will Be Blood’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 26, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:58:41“I think Steve Buscemi would have fit like a glove in this movie, too.”
- ‘There Will Be Blood’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · July 26, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:58:44“I had Buscemi as the fake brother. He would have been great. That was my other one.”
- ‘The Untouchables’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · June 23, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:13:29“Would this movie be better with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Trejo, Catherine Han, Steve Buscemi, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh or Philip Baker Hall? I had Buscemi.”
07Danny Trejo ▾10 episodes
- ‘Can’t Hardly Wait’ With Bill Simmons and Joanna Robinson · April 15, 2025 · Joanna Robinson ▶ 1:12:38“Danny Trejo, I think, could belongs in this universe.”
- ‘Best in Show’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Joanna Robinson · March 11, 2025 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:24:26“I genuinely think Danny Trejo could kill in this film.”
- ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · December 31, 2024 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 1:39:10“Trejo is Chavez's dad. Interesting. We get one bar scene with him. He's a little rowdy, but he's a great dad and somebody insults the team and he ends up fighting two guys in the bar and just does Danny Trejo stuff.”
- ‘Running Scared’ (1986) With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · November 26, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:24:14“I had Trejo because I think Trejo could have been like Jimmy Smith's lead henchman. And he's right around the right age for Trejo.”
- ‘They Live’ LIVE From L.A. With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 10, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:12:21“I was thinking Trejo would have been amazing.”
- ‘Chef’ With Bill Simmons and Dave Chang · May 9, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:18:09“We don't have CR coming into Wayne Jenkins. You already said the answer is Trejo. I had him written down too.”
- ‘Big’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan · January 24, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:37:59“Danny Trejo kills Danny Trejo as the clerk at the St. James.”
- ‘Man on Fire’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · December 6, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:08:02“We don't get a lot of Trejo love in this category. No. But man he could have been involved in this movie.”
- ‘Pineapple Express’ With Craig Horlbeck, Danny Kelly, and Danny Heifetz · October 18, 2022 · Craig Horlbeck ▶ 1:42:05“Danny Trejo could 100% have been in this movie. He should have been in Pineapple 2 if they ever made that. He could have been the villain to Ted Jones.”
- ‘Hard to Kill’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · June 16, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:23:56“It's clearly Trejo would be just throw him in as one of Senator Trent's bad guys. And we're, I feel like we're good to roll.”
08J.T. Walsh ▾10 episodes
- ‘Blue Chips’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · March 25, 2025 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:52:54“And I'm bringing back JT Walsh as Markinson. When Pete Bell calls him out at the press conference, he goes, I don't want a deal and I don't want immunity.”
- ‘The Pelican Brief’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins · December 12, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:30:35“The answer is JT Walsh as Matisse. It's just right there for them and they don't take it.”
- ‘They Live’ LIVE From L.A. With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · October 10, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:12:21“I do think JT Walsh would be good.”
- 'A Time to Kill' With Bill Simmons and Wesley Morris · July 11, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:34:25“How is JT Walsh not in this movie? We can't do Wayne Jenkins. Yeah. He could. He was probably runner up for Judge News.”
- ‘Cape Fear’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · March 28, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:25:19“All respect to Bernthal, this is a J.T. Walsh movie. Yeah. Like, J.T. Walsh just should be in this movie.”
- ‘Big’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan · January 24, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:37:40“You could have JT Walsh in the John Hurd part.”
- ‘Body Heat’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Wesley Morris · November 22, 2022 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:44:17“I think this movie is, like, it's worse off without J.T. Walsh. Like, I can't believe J.T. Walsh isn't even in it.”
- ‘Blow Out’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · November 15, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:45:12“I also think J.T. Walsh as Manny would be a lot of fun.”
- ‘Saving Private Ryan’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · September 6, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:53:18“It's actually better with JT Walsh. Or Philip Baker Hall. This time I'm actually going to say it's better than that.”
- ‘Cop Land’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · June 2, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:21:06“It'd be great if J.T. Walsh was just the bartender at four aces.”
- ‘Cop Land’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · June 2, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:21:10“He would have been the John Spencer guy, right? Yes. Yeah. J.T. Walsh would have been my answer aside from Wayne Jenkins being obviously literally a relationship to these guys.”
09Kathryn Hahn ▾10 episodes
- ‘Lost in Translation’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · September 5, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:16:06“I don't think any of these people should have been in the movie. You could maybe talk Catherine Han as the line singer.”
- ‘Dumb and Dumber’ With Bill Simmons and Jennifer Lawrence · June 9, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 55:15“I think she's my answer for this. I think we could have squeezed her in. She could have been part of Mary's family.”
- ‘Chef’ With Bill Simmons and Dave Chang · May 9, 2023 · Dave Chang ▶ 1:18:23“I will say too, Catherine Han is probably one of the more believable sommelier than Scarlett Johansson to me.”
- ‘Adventureland’ With Bill Simmons and Juliet Litman · March 21, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:06:32“I actually think Catherine Han would have been amazing as a stepmother”
- ‘Adventureland’ With Bill Simmons and Juliet Litman · March 21, 2023 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:06:47“have been good that would have been really good”
- ‘Catch Me If You Can’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · February 28, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:38:56“Swap Catherine Han for Amy Adams. Better movie? Oh, yeah. For me it would be.”
- ‘Sleepless in Seattle’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · February 14, 2023 · Amanda Dobbins ▶ 1:42:02“I think Catherine Hans would make a great best friend for Jennifer Lopez.”
- ‘Blow Out’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · November 15, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:45:22“I think Catherine Hahn would be a good...”
- ‘Pitch Perfect’ With Juliet Litman, Jodi Walker, and Kate Halliwell · October 4, 2022 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:44:40“obviously katherine hann would be a great addition she could play gail she could have been like a”
- ‘Pitch Perfect’ With Juliet Litman, Jodi Walker, and Kate Halliwell · October 4, 2022 · Kate Halliwell ▶ 1:44:58“could have made her the mom instead of boring dad like yeah yeah we could have worked her in several ways great recast kate”
- ‘Singles’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · September 13, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:40:31“So I just want to say it's Catherine Hahn.”
- ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · June 7, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:19:11“Catherine Han would have been greatly appreciated. Make her her friend. Yeah, that could have been her friend.”
- ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · June 7, 2022 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:19:26“She would have been, Leslie Mann is good, but Catherine Han would be a great older sister who's freaking out. She would be great.”
10Zane Lowe ▾9 episodes
- ‘Pacific Heights’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt · June 30, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:45:51“But it would be cool to have Zane talk to Carter afterwards. She's like, Carter, you've extorted, you've trespassed, and you've identity thieved. What's next for you, man?”
- ‘Ghostbusters’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · April 28, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:50:38“I got Zane when Gozer shows up. He's just like Zane, it goes, uh, goes. The Gozerian. It's great to see you man or woman because you take many forms, just like your music.”
- ‘Basic Instinct’ Live From SF With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan · April 14, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:44:53“From nights of cocaine-fueled sex to days of shooting tourists, you've done it all. So what is it that gets you fired up? Could it be the best-selling author of mass-market paperbacks uncrossing her legs in the interrogation room?”
- ‘L.A. Confidential’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Andy Greenwald · March 31, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 2:10:04“Hell yeah. Here we are from the streets of Dublin to the boulevards of Sunset, the city of Angels. And you, you've always held that badge high.”
- ‘L.A. Confidential’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Andy Greenwald · March 31, 2026 · Bill Simmons, doing the impression ▶ 2:10:55“I thought for sure you were going to have him interview the Simon Baker character. It's been a rough road for you, mate. Matt Reynolds' last meal.”
- ‘The Nice Guys’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Rob Mahoney · March 24, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:12:20“Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Fergie the Florist, Zane Lowe, Robert Loggia, or anybody else? What do you think, CR? Zane Lowe interviewing John Boy.”
- ‘The Nice Guys’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Rob Mahoney · March 24, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:12:32“Man, you're Jenny here from New York City. Everybody's talking about it here in the streets of Los Angeles. You're named after a Walton character, but what are you going to do to forge your own character?”
- ‘To Live and Die in L.A.’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · March 17, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:55:09“Chance man. You just jumped off of Vincent Thomas. And nobody thought you could do it.”
- ‘Fargo’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt · March 10, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:47:16“no no people want it saying marge i just want to say right out front right out in the open you're on an incredible journey in law enforcement but you're also on an incredible journey of motherhood and tell me about that”
- 'Sicario' With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · March 3, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:48:25“i'm getting too seduced by zane but i gotta do it uh zane talking to ted before he goes into the bar ted man here we are you've been low man you struck out in slow pitch softball in front of the entire phoenix law enforcement community but you're ready to rise again like a phoenix brother”
- ‘GoldenEye’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · February 17, 2026 · Chris Ryan, doing the impression ▶ 1:36:35“I'm thinking about bringing Zane Lowe into the rotation. For Bond? We've been scouting him for a while. Scouting him ever since his Harry Styles interview. And just imagining him being like, James, you're back.”
Best Double Feature
Best companion film pairing.
Appears in 154 episodes.
Most-recommended pairing films
01The Warriors ▾5
- Cruising (1980) · November 8, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:43:16“The Warriors first, then Cruising”
- Cruising (1980) · November 8, 2022 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:43:26“Agrees with The Warriors and Cruising pairing, noting that cruising acknowledges the energy in The Warriors”
- Bad Boys (1983) · March 14, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:11:56“The Warriors - described as a more fantastical version of the same tribal gang culture”
- Death Wish (1974) · May 14, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:17:18“Agrees with The Warriors”
- Death Wish (1974) · May 14, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:17:05
02Cast Away ▾3
- Alive (1993) · January 17, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:19:36“Castaway”
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:42:37
- Forrest Gump (1994) · February 13, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:43:55“Castaway (pairing with Forrest Gump for Zemeckis and Hanks collaboration)”
03Top Gun ▾3
- Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · July 12, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:47:49“The first Top Gun”
- Top Gun: Maverick (2022) · July 12, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:47:52“The first Top Gun (agreed)”
- An Officer and a Gentleman (1982) · November 14, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:29:26
04Die Hard ▾3
- Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995) · June 24, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:00:15“Die Hard paired with Die Hard 3 (skipping Die Hard 2), or Under Siege paired with The Siege”
- Speed (1994) · August 18, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:06:22
- Speed (1994) · August 18, 2026 · Chris Ryan ▶ 2:06:16
05No Country for Old Men ▾3
- There Will Be Blood (2007) · July 26, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:01:02
- Fargo (1996) · March 10, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:56:16“Triple feature: Raising Arizona, Fargo, and No Country for Old Men (Coen Brothers every 10 years)”
- Fargo (1996) · March 10, 2026 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:55:31“No Country for Old Men and 8 Millimeter”
06Good Will Hunting ▾3
- School Ties (1992) · August 8, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:43:59“Endorses Good Will Hunting pairing - 'I think that's the best one'”
- School Ties (1992) · August 8, 2022 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:43:44“Good Will Hunting - considered Dead Poets Society but chose Good Will Hunting as a back-to-back pairing”
- Manchester by the Sea (2016) · March 26, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:36:44
07Dumb and Dumber ▾2
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) · February 10, 2026 · Craig Horlbeck ▶ 1:45:21
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) · February 10, 2026 · Zach Lowe ▶ 1:45:19
08Fearless ▾2
- Alive (1993) · January 17, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:18:46“Fearless (Peter Weir's plane crash movie with Jeff Bridges)”
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:42:40
09Waiting for Guffman ▾2
- Best in Show (2000) · March 11, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:37:33
- Best in Show (2000) · March 11, 2025 · Joanna Robinson ▶ 1:37:30“Waiting for Guffman (suggested doing all four Christopher Guest films as a marathon)”
10Den of Thieves: Pantera ▾2
- Den of Thieves (2018) · January 7, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:33:35“Dead of Thieves 2, Pantera”
- Den of Thieves (2018) · January 7, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:33:37“Dead of Thieves 2, Pantera (agreed with Bill's suggestion)”
Just One Oscar
One award the movie deserves.
Appears in 142 episodes.
Multiple-time winners (of 104 total)
01Matt Damon ▾4
- School Ties (1992) · August 8, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:38:02“Damon”
- School Ties (1992) · August 8, 2022 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:38:04“Damon”
- Good Will Hunting (1997) · April 1, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:43:54“Damon (Matt Damon)”
- Good Will Hunting (1997) · April 1, 2025 · Ryen Russillo ▶ 1:43:49“Damon (Matt Damon)”
02Chazz Palminteri ▾3
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:40:20“Chaz for Best Supporting Actor”
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:40:23“Chaz for Best Supporting Actor”
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:40:25“Chaz for Best Supporting Actor”
03The Score ▾3
- Back to the Future Part II (1989) · May 21, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:34:26
- Kindergarten Cop (1990) · April 21, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:27:39
- Friday the 13th (1980) · October 13, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:38:49
04Kathleen Turner ▾3
- Body Heat (1981) · November 22, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:44:44
- The War of the Roses (1989) · April 9, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:34:02“Kathleen Turner for Best Actress”
- The War of the Roses (1989) · April 9, 2024 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:34:10“Kathleen Turner (agrees with SPEAKER_00)”
05Ryan Coogler ▾3
- Creed (2015) · February 19, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:38:31“Coogler for directing - argued the movie had only 10% chance of being good in anyone else's hands”
- Sinners (2025) · August 18, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:51:00“Ryan Coogler for directing”
- Sinners (2025) · August 18, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 2:50:56“Ryan Coogler for directing”
06Sean Connery ▾3
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · June 20, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:31:06“Sean Connery for Best Supporting Actor”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · June 20, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:31:14“Agrees with Sean Connery pick despite noting he just won for Untouchables”
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · June 20, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:31:07“Sean Connery for Best Supporting Actor”
07Mike Myers ▾3
- So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · October 17, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:34:36
- So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · October 17, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:34:42“Mike Myers for supporting actor for Stewart”
- Wayne's World (1992) · February 18, 2025 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:35:51“Myers and the two writers for writing”
08Tom Hanks ▾2
- Big (1988) · January 24, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:39:03
- Forrest Gump (1994) · February 13, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:37:12“Tom Hanks (when asked to choose between Hanks or Zemeckis)”
09Brokeback Mountain ▾2
- Brokeback Mountain (2005) · July 29, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 2:15:16“The movie (Best Picture) - to honor everybody”
- Brokeback Mountain (2005) · July 29, 2025 · Wesley Morris ▶ 2:15:19“Agrees with giving it to the movie”
10Michael Rooker ▾2
- Cliffhanger (1993) · January 3, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:26:41“Michael Rooker for Best Supporting Actor”
- Cliffhanger (1993) · January 3, 2023 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 1:26:41“Michael Rooker for Best Supporting Actor”
Overacting Award
Most exaggerated performance.
Appears in 110 episodes.
Multiple-time winners (of 77 total)
01Saul Rubinek ▾4
- Pretty Woman (1990) · March 26, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:08:56“Saul Rubinek as Costanza in the hotel suite during the sexual assault scene”
- Pretty Woman (1990) · March 26, 2019 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:09:12“Agrees with Saul Rubinek pick, says there's no other nominee”
- Fast Five (2011) · April 1, 2019 · Shea Serrano ▶ 56:02“Saul Rubinick”
- The Last Boy Scout (1991) · December 14, 2021 · Bill Simmons ▶ 53:52“Saw Rubinek (Vincent Hannah took it back but it was the saw rubinick you stabbed me in the heart)”
02Al Pacino ▾4
- Heat (1995) · November 2, 2021 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:12:18“Al Pacino as Vincent Hanna - acknowledges he could run through any number of Vincent Hanna moments but defends that Pacino isn't really overacting, just dialing it up for a reason”
- Scent of a Woman (1992) · August 22, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:04:00“Al Pacino as Frank Slade - 'you could probably put Frank Slade as the name of this category'”
- Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) · October 11, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:38:20“Al Pacino - 'I don't really know how we're giving that to anybody else'”
- The Insider (1999) · January 30, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:20:32“Pacino talking about the Knicks”
03Will Patton ▾2
- No Way Out (1987) · July 23, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:14:36“Will Patton (discussing adding him to the award name itself)”
- After Hours (1985) · July 1, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:07:54“Will Patton as Horst - mentions his eyeliner and the tenor/timbre of his voice”
04Richard Crenna ▾2
- Body Heat (1981) · November 22, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:25:36“Richard Krenna for his big dramatic speech”
- Body Heat (1981) · November 22, 2022 · Wesley Morris ▶ 1:25:31“Richard Krenna”
05Kurtwood Smith ▾2
- Dead Poets Society (1989) · June 12, 2019 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:21:17“Neil's father - specifically the scene where he discovers Neil is dead and repeatedly says 'He's not right!'”
- Dead Poets Society (1989) · June 12, 2019 · Ethan Hawke ▶ 1:21:19“Neil's father - performs an imitation of the father's overacting, mimicking 'Oh, my God! Oh! Oh, my son! He's not high! My son! My poor son! He's not right!' repeatedly”
06Jeff Goldblum ▾2
- Death Wish (1974) · May 14, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 55:44“The three bad guys, specifically Goldblum and the other antagonists”
- Death Wish (1974) · May 14, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 55:53“Goldblum, describing his performance as over-the-top Warriors-style acting”
07Bradley Whitford ▾2
- Get Out (2017) · February 27, 2018 · Bill Simmons ▶ 47:20“Bradley Whitford - agreed after Sean's explanation”
- Get Out (2017) · February 27, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 46:49“Bradley Whitford - entire performance is overacting but purposeful, like meeting someone's intimidating dad, becomes extremely malevolent”
08Woody Harrelson ▾2
- Indecent Proposal (1993) · April 11, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:09:06“Woody Harrelson wins the Ruffalo Hannah-Rubinick Partridge overacting award for a couple different moments where he dials it up”
- Indecent Proposal (1993) · April 11, 2023 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 1:09:15“Agrees with Woody Harrelson, specifically citing him throwing the wine bottle into the fridge as remarkable”
09Richard Attenborough ▾2
- Jurassic Park (1993) · June 14, 2018 · Bryan Curtis ▶ 1:04:20“John Hammond (Ed Murrow)”
- Jurassic Park (1993) · June 14, 2018 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:04:44“Ed Murrow (John Hammond)”
10Julianne Moore ▾2
- The Big Lebowski (1998) · March 9, 2018 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:01:38
- Magnolia (1999) · April 16, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 19:25
Great Shot Gordo Award
Most cinematic shot.
Appears in 96 episodes.
Cinematographers who earned the most great shots
01Robert Elswit ▾11
- There Will Be Blood (2007) · July 26, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:18:08“Multiple shots including railroad scene with young son and the wordless shot of Daniel leaving his son behind on the train”
- There Will Be Blood (2007) · July 26, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:16:06“The shot where Daniel decides to kill Henry and he's in the ocean, and the wave takes the camera into Daniel Day-Lewis”
- There Will Be Blood (2007) · July 26, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:16:45“Beautiful Vista shots with the derrick on fire and intimate camera work in Eli's first church scene”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 4:30“The opening steadicam shot through the nightclub - three minutes long, introduces all seven main characters, starts at the Boogie Nights marquee and moves through the entire club”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:23:05“Built on Chris's Amber pick — cited the later callback of Amber stroking Dirk's head on the couch like a seven-year-old's, and her reaction when Dirk storms off ('she lost her kid again') — but stated no Gordo pick of his own in the window.”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 4:19“The opening steadicam shot, focusing on the complex choreography like when the camera follows Maurice and hits perfectly when Julianne Moore is lighting her cigarette”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:22:03“The shot of Amber (Julianne Moore), mid-coke, looking up when they can't find her for her son's phone call and watching Dirk cannonball into the pool as 'Lonely Boy' plays — 'just a shot of an actress' carrying the whole movie's emotion.”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 5:16“The opening steadicam shot, specifically praising the moment when the camera moves off the crane and starts moving through the club”
- Boogie Nights (1997) · September 27, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:23:39“The first Amber/Dirk sex scene shot where the camera goes into the film camera itself and you watch the mag run out ('got in his Fincher bag').”
- The Sure Thing (1985) · December 18, 2025 · Bill Simmons ▶ 32:40“The professor reading the short essay scene - 'Does God exist? Who invented liquid soap and why?' And then the answer was no.”
- The Sure Thing (1985) · December 18, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 34:25“The dive bar scene with the fat drunk guy and the waitress where he keeps giving her random facts”
02Janusz Kaminski ▾9
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:06:41“The underwater shot in the opening battle”
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:04:58“Multiple shots: the mother walking out of kitchen against doorway, heads emerging over the hill, wide shot of five guys on steps listening to record player, and complex handheld choreographed shots”
- Saving Private Ryan (1998) · September 6, 2022 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:05:33“Agrees with SPEAKER_02's picks and highlights the helmet/head shot scene and the tank crossing scene in the bridge battle”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:06:17“Wide shot of the office when Jerry and Dorothy are leaving and everybody's stopped paralyzed, plus mentions the Cushman Ranch scene”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:06:07“Multiple shots: Cruise on the airport people mover, the sweating glass of water when he's getting fired, Cardinals Cowboys Monday Night Football game”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:06:26“The kiss on the patio where they're backlit”
- Jerry Maguire (1996) · May 14, 2024 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:06:47“Tom Cruise running through the tunnel - symbolic of running through darkness to get to Rod Tidwell”
- Minority Report (2002) · April 22, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:02:50“The overhead shot of all the apartments being invaded by the spiders (also mentioned the scene in Leo Crow apartment building lobby with both heads in frame)”
- Minority Report (2002) · April 22, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:03:28“The scene where the camera pans back behind Neil McDonough's character's head and he visually splits the two opposing characters”
03Julio Macat ▾8
- Pitch Perfect (2012) · October 4, 2022 · Jodi Walker ▶ 54:28“The empty pool and the big cement bleachers/amphitheater scene after they get inducted”
- Pitch Perfect (2012) · October 4, 2022 · Juliet Litman ▶ 53:52“Discusses that the movie wasn't great cinematographically and doesn't offer a specific pick, just agrees with others' nominations”
- Pitch Perfect (2012) · October 4, 2022 · Kate Halliwell ▶ 54:03“The empty pool during the riff off scene”
- So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · October 17, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 49:45“The cappuccino scene”
- So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · October 17, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 49:44“The cappuccino scene”
- Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) · December 24, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 43:44“Agrees with Kyle's helicopter shot pick”
- Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992) · December 24, 2024 · Kyle Brandt ▶ 43:32“The incredible helicopter shot where they pull back showing how cool New York is”
- Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994) · February 10, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 40:44“The scene with all the pets coming out (raccoon from toilet, penguins from fridge, etc.)”
04Don Burgess ▾6
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 42:21“Discusses multiple shots including the early party scene with single camera from far away, the plane crash sequence, and various moments like waking up with bloodshot eyes, but doesn't settle on one definitive pick”
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 43:07“Focuses on the nine-minute plane crash sequence as being harrowing and fantastic, calling it 'impossible to top' in the movie”
- Flight (2012) · January 9, 2024 · Van Lathan ▶ 44:38“Discusses the plane crash sequence extensively, particularly praising the 'say I love you Trevor' moment and Denzel's wherewithal during the crisis”
- What Lies Beneath (2000) · January 14, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 45:42“Claire finds the buried chest leading into semi crying, confessing Harrison Ford”
- 13 Going on 30 (2004) · September 29, 2026 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:19:55“The shot of the Brooklyn Bridge in the background”
- 13 Going on 30 (2004) · September 29, 2026 · Juliet Litman ▶ 1:20:06“Agrees with Bill, noting they show both sides of the bridge shot - the Manhattan side at the beginning (eating Razzles) and the Brooklyn side later (at the playground)”
05Reynaldo Villalobos ▾6
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:17:23“Sonny getting shot, when it slows down and Sonny does the 'come here, come here' gesture”
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:17:12“The lineup shot where all the mobsters are lined up down the sidewalk, looking directly into camera”
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:17:55“Scene where young C and friends chase the bus with the black kid, but C turns around to see his father De Niro in the window giving him a sign, showing C caught between two worlds”
- A Bronx Tale (1993) · September 19, 2023 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:17:43“Terrell Hicks on the bus looking impossibly beautiful”
- Risky Business (1983) · March 12, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:02:02“The shot from Joel's perspective when he's about to drop his parents off at the airport and realizes something's wrong with too much space”
- Risky Business (1983) · March 12, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:02:16“Joel calling Lana for the first time while putting on the catcher's mask with cash register checks flashing in the background”
06John Bailey ▾6
- American Gigolo (1980) · November 1, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 47:06“the high shot of him driving down the PCH”
- The Big Chill (1983) · September 26, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:10:09“Spatial composition in dialogue scenes with seven people that keeps everyone connected and properly positioned”
- The Big Chill (1983) · September 26, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:09:06“Dissolve from Alex's wrist stitches to the farmland field outside the church, and Ozu-influenced triad shots of objects that reveal character”
- The Big Chill (1983) · September 26, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 1:09:52“Subtle camera movements throughout - purposeful zooms and pans that seem perfunctory but are really deliberate”
- In the Line of Fire (1993) · October 24, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 54:22“The last shot”
- In the Line of Fire (1993) · October 24, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 54:25“When Leary's talking about God and country and walks into the shadow of his apartment with a beam of light at the top of his head but the rest of his body in shadow”
07Michael Chapman ▾6
- Primal Fear (1996) · July 4, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 58:10“last shot”
- Primal Fear (1996) · July 4, 2023 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 58:12“agrees with last shot but also likes the overhead shot of Norton sleeping in bed with cross-cutting between characters”
- The Fugitive (1993) · February 6, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 48:38“Started to give a pick but was interrupted before completing his thought”
- The Fugitive (1993) · February 6, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 48:45“Kimball walking into the tunnel - walking into the darkness as he's on his way back to Chicago”
- The Fugitive (1993) · February 6, 2024 · Mallory Rubin ▶ 48:39“The parade scene”
- Hardcore (1979) · April 23, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 36:42“The funhouse mirror shot of George C. Scott at the tail end of the scene - goes sideways up high and gets blurry as he's losing his mind”
08Gilbert Taylor ▾5
- The Omen (1976) · October 31, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 48:01“The shot right after they get away from the dogs in the cemetery - one last shot of the dogs behind the gate with the moon behind it”
- The Omen (1976) · October 31, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 47:47“The tracking shots when Brennan is in the park before he gets to the church, with leaves blowing and the crane shot up into the trees looking down on him”
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) · May 6, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 42:16“Luke staring at the two suns on Tatooine - the binary sunset”
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) · May 6, 2025 · Sean Fennessey ▶ 43:11“Multiple shots including Obi-Wan at the Death Star control panel and R2/3PO's escape pod with stardust effect”
- Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) · May 6, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 44:46“Luke looking at the two suns and the destruction of Alderaan”
09Tom Priestley Jr. ▾4
- Above the Rim (1994) · July 19, 2022 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:00:25“The alley-oop scene with slow-mo and corduroy”
- Above the Rim (1994) · July 19, 2022 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:01:16“The alley-oop (Kyle's oop) - agrees with SPEAKER_00”
- Blue Chips (1994) · March 25, 2025 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:08:12“The push in shot when Pete's giving his confession at the press conference that goes over all of the audience”
- Blue Chips (1994) · March 25, 2025 · Van Lathan ▶ 1:08:19“The neon basketball scene in Algiers where they play aggressive, life or death basketball at a specific time when Silk and Pete arrive”
10Bruce Surtees ▾4
- Bad Boys (1983) · March 14, 2023 · Bill Simmons ▶ 47:52“Final scene - wide shot of Penn walking back to his cell and everyone reassembling the stuff and letting the guards out”
- Bad Boys (1983) · March 14, 2023 · Chris Ryan ▶ 48:03“One take of Mick and the young kid getting introduced into the reform school - pans around to all the guys clapping”
- Risky Business (1983) · March 12, 2024 · Bill Simmons ▶ 1:02:02“The shot from Joel's perspective when he's about to drop his parents off at the airport and realizes something's wrong with too much space”
- Risky Business (1983) · March 12, 2024 · Chris Ryan ▶ 1:02:16“Joel calling Lana for the first time while putting on the catcher's mask with cash register checks flashing in the background”
Racehorse Name Award
Phrase that sounds like a racehorse name.
Appears in 67 episodes.
The 10 funniest
- 1.Bong Mitzvahfrom Pineapple Express
- 2.Screaming Irish Pigfrom The Untouchables
- 3.Historic Chili Dogfrom Singles
- 4.My Son and My Partner HWfrom There Will Be Blood
- 5.No Bullets Bitchfrom Cliffhanger
- 6.Pussy Without the Hairfrom Above the Rim
- 7.Shake and Bake
- 8.Giant Ass Pandafrom Adventureland
- 9.Lactic Acidosisfrom A Few Good Men
- 10.One on Bumfrom Above the Rim
Hanks or Cruise
Hosts debate whether Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise would have been better in lead roles, often comparing across multiple parts.
Appears in 45 episodes.
Tom Hanks
14
category wins
Tom Cruise
25
category wins
Films Cruise was chosen for (12) →
A Few Good Men · Cocktail · Collateral · Days of Thunder · Edge of Tomorrow · Jerry Maguire · Magnolia · Mission: Impossible · Mission: Impossible - Fallout · Rain Man · Top Gun · Top Gun: Maverick
Films Hanks was chosen for (5) →
Big · Cast Away · Forrest Gump · Toy Story · What Lies Beneath
Horlbeck Runtime Scale
Runtime evaluation metric.
Appears in 9 episodes.
Over / just right / under
Minus 16 on the Horlbeck scale, likely the shortest movie they've done (84 minutes)
BoratNotes an intro clip is longer than the movie, but says the short runtime is fine and could even be shorter
BoratMovie was 107 minutes, rated a plus-7 on the Horlbeck scale, though it feels like a plus-14
Tropic Thunder119-minute runtime, so plus-19; thinks you could shave 5-10 minutes to make it tighter, but defends keeping the Hitchhiker scene and Jonathan Richmond musical segments
There's Something About MaryWould cut Jonathan Richmond and the Hitchhiker scene, joking it would get the movie down to 'like an hour,' but then walks it back saying the Hitchhiker scene is non-negotiable
There's Something About MaryDoesn't propose cuts; says he loves the Jonathan Richmond stuff and thinks it's a great choice that feels very 90s
There's Something About MaryRates Ghostbusters's runtime as 'hour 45' on the Horlbeck scale, says it's 'kind of perfect' and he wouldn't cut anything
GhostbustersGhostbusters comes in plus-five over the 100-minute Horlbeck scale (~105 min) and that's fine — 'it's amazing'; anything in the hour-40s range is fine.
GhostbustersSays 'anything in the hour 40 is fine' runtime-wise
GhostbustersAgrees 95 minutes is a strength, noting it fit perfectly into HBO's schedule (done at 9:35 into a comedy special), reinforcing the runtime as a plus.
Eddie and the Cruisers