Watch Party

Solo -- 'you gotta be by yourself,' a 'five o'clocker'; also frames the alternative: Mallory's version, the 12-to-14-year-old sleepover once the parents are asleep.

Emphasized the movie's inherent watchability and entertainment value, calling it 'so watchable' regardless of quality

The formative-years teen sleepover: parents asleep, the party where the next activity is spin the bottle or seven minutes in heaven -- that's the Wild Things watch setting.

No setting pick -- answered with the memory of watching at home as a teen with his brother when his dad walked through and delivered 'one of Dad's all-time great goddams' at the Denise Richards scene.

Solo viewing when wife is away for the weekend

Solo viewing - 'T-shirt, no pants'

Solo viewing - 'straight the tube'

Top Gun is a top five 5 o'clock movie - perfect for group viewing with timing that gets you home for dinner

Agrees it's maybe a top five 5 o'clock movie - exactly what you'd want for group viewing

Family viewing with his son and wife, mentions having 'peanut gallery' as a pregame option

Peanut gallery ladies night

Dudes in a basement, like a grown up sleepover with four buddies, root beer, and video games