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What's Aged the Worst
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What's Aged the Worst has run in 235 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.
The movie's gun violence logic has aged worst — post-John Wick, it's hard to watch characters not just shoot Statham's character when they have the chance ('he killed Donald Sutherland, just kill him')
Jason Statham's hair-covered head/hairline has aged the worst, since hair transplants became common in movies afterward (referencing Jeremy Piven's Ari Gold transformation)
Agrees celebrities freely bar-hopping has changed, shares anecdote about Jon Hamm casually joining him at a Boston bar during filming of The Town in 2009 as an example of how normal this used to be
Same take as Sean - big movie stars being able to freely hang out at bars in the towns they film in has aged worst; today's A-listers couldn't do this without heavy security
The idea that a movie star could casually go out and socialize in a town while filming without being mobbed - notes stars like Austin Butler or Timothy Chalamet couldn't do that today the way Vince Vaughn/Steve Buscemi did in 2001
Casting Ernie Hudson's character (a non-special-needs actor playing a special needs person) wouldn't happen today; also notes the movie leaves the abused child's storyline unresolved with no therapy or follow-up
The Solomon character/subplot is implausible and glossed over — a gardener fired for having a child's underwear in his toolbox is later rehired with no consequences, and the abused child is never shown getting help
Points to the Ghostbusters theme song controversy (Huey Lewis's 'I Want a New Drug' vs. Ray Parker Jr.'s theme, written in a week) as a dated/aged element, then pivots to the Eddie Murphy casting 'what if' as a related aged/legendary Hollywood story; ultimately argues Eddie Murphy in the movie 'wouldn't work' and breaks his brain, though later argues the upside would have been higher.
Believes adding Eddie Murphy would have unbalanced the film ('blot out the sun'), arguing the movie works because the cast revolves around Murray; says it 'wouldn't be what it is' with Murphy, though a small guest-spot role might have worked.
Agrees Eddie Murphy wouldn't have fit, comparing it to the star-overloaded Lakers team with Nash/Howard/Gasol—'not enough basketball'—and says Ernie Hudson's everyman role works precisely because it's understated, which Murphy couldn't have done.
The kid looking up little girls' skirts for comedic effect (and the mom's relief he's not gay), plus the two adults sharing one hotel room instead of getting separate rooms
Rectal thermometers - the practice of taking a kid's temperature rectally instead of orally; also mentions climbing the rope in gym class as another dated/dangerous element