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‘Alive’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck

January 17, 2023 · Alive (1993) · Biography · Drama · Thriller · 1:25:24 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Craig HorlbeckReferences his previous 'altruistic cannibalism' take from another podcast, defending the survivors' actions as necessary for the greater good▶ 5:08

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe plane crash▶ 36:22
Chris RyanThe plane crash▶ 36:26

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsHow did they have enough cigarettes? Calculated they'd need 70 cartons for 20 people smoking a pack a day for 70 days, plus using cigarettes for birthday candles▶ 37:57
Chris RyanWere they cigarette smugglers? Also questioned smoking at high altitude when lung capacity is diminished, though noted cigarettes suppress hunger▶ 38:22

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Chris RyanThe wine (people guzzling wine straight out of the bottle)▶ 45:40
Craig HorlbeckDiscussed the wine and noted it's back-to-back rewatchables with people guzzling wine from bottles▶ 45:49

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsThe Andes (though filmed somewhere else)▶ 47:06

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsRoy the radio guy - 'batteries are in the tail and the tail's gone'▶ 47:15
Chris RyanThe mechanic (Jose played by an ego) - agreed he was glad the character got taken out in the avalanche▶ 48:06
Craig HorlbeckAgreed with criticism of Roy the radio guy as supposed comic relief that doesn't work▶ 47:47

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsLikes 'Miracle of the Andes' but also suggests joke titles: 'Snow Feast', 'Snow Burgers', 'Human Sushi', 'Cannibal Airlines'▶ 55:17
Chris RyanPrefers 'Alive' because it suggests what happens and feels visceral, while 'Miracle of the Andes' feels like a misnomer▶ 55:21
Craig HorlbeckMiracle of the Andes▶ 55:11

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsWhat's so great about hope if we die we're gonna die walking▶ 55:50
Chris RyanRoberto are you ready to go out there and cut flesh from a human body and eat it▶ 56:38

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsLeonardo DiCaprioLeonardo DiCaprio could have played one of the younger guys; wishes there was one awesome star like Brad Pitt, Leo, Affleck, or Damon in the movie▶ 1:01:01

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsEthan HawkeEthan Hawke right after he wakes up from the coma▶ 1:01:45
Craig HorlbeckDiscussed Roy or the mechanic, calling the mechanic 'out of control' and 'deranged'▶ 1:02:35

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsDiscussed various categories like plane crashes, survival movies, cannibalism movies, Uruguayan rugby movies, and cigarette smoking movies, but didn't give definitive apex mountain picks for specific actors/directors▶ 1:06:36
Chris RyanMad Men for apex mountain cigarette smoking in filmed entertainment▶ 1:08:15

Racehorse Name Award

Craig HorlbeckTintin Canessa (agreed with SPEAKER_00)▶ 1:08:41

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

Bill SimmonsAgrees it's untouchable but discusses hypothetical all-Black cast remake and Wayne Jenkins cast alternatives▶ 1:14:18
Chris RyanParticipates in hypothetical Wayne Jenkins casting discussion with Jonathan Majors as Antonio▶ 1:14:29
Craig HorlbeckUntouchable - believes it cannot be remade▶ 1:14:14

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsWayne Jenkins, Steve Buschemi, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh, Philip Baker Hall▶ 1:14:32
Chris RyanChris mostly reacted to Bill and Craig's comments, offering humorous asides and not directly contributing 'Is This Movie Better With' suggestions.▶ 1:14:51
Craig HorlbeckCraig primarily responded to Bill's suggestions with tangential comments and jokes, not offering specific 'utility player' additions.▶ 1:14:48

Best Double Feature

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsStart eating sooner - don't wait, once you find out they've called off the search party you need strength to get off that mountain and just do whatever it takes▶ 1:21:20
Chris RyanAgreed with taking the trip early, noting he would feel dumb dying on a walk three days into the crash if helicopter came on the fourth day▶ 1:21:53
Craig HorlbeckWhile you have the energy, take the trip - when you land in the first week and know it's winter and bad, go then▶ 1:21:48

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (41)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Frozen (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan▶ 16:26
Lord of the Flies (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 13:09
Chef (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:07:28
Dead Poets Society (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 8:43
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 54:40
Hannibal (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Craig Horlbeck, Bill Simmons▶ 17:16
It Follows (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 4:01
Jaws (1975)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 18:13
The Purge (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 59:15
Training Day (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 20:20
127 Hours (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 1:19:10
A Few Good Men (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:02:47

Directors Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Dead or AliveIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe A-Team▶ 9:22
Frank MarshallIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Craig HorlbeckThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Raiders of the Lost Ark▶ 17:37
Paul BellanyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Craig HorlbeckStardust▶ 0:00
Paul Thomas AndersonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsPunch-Drunk Love, Licorice Pizza, There Will Be Blood▶ 43:49
Ron HowardIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsA Beautiful Mind▶ 6:15

Actors Referenced (20)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ethan HawkeIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris RyanTraining Day, Before Sunrise, Before Midnight▶ 3:18
Josh HamiltonIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris RyanAlive▶ 9:07
Matt DamonIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Craig HorlbeckGood Will Hunting, The Martian, The Departed▶ 0:00
Michael RookerIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsGuardians of the Galaxy▶ 10:29
Cole HauserIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsDazed and Confused, Good Will Hunting▶ 19:05
Danny NucciIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsTitanic, Crimson Tide, Alive▶ 10:27
Joe RoganIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Craig Horlbeck▶ 14:52
Crazy TownIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Craig HorlbeckSomething's Gotta Give▶ 0:07
Jeff BridgesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanThe Big Lebowski, True Grit▶ 1:18:53
Jennifer AnistonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsWe're the Millers▶ 39:07
Jerry RiceIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:24:29
John MalkovichIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanIn the Line of Fire, Being John Malkovich, Burn After Reading▶ 35:58

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
John SaylesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 9:17
Tony BehringerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanNo Hard Feelings, Draft Day▶ 5:53