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Best Quote

Memorable lines from the movie.

Best Quote has run in 234 episodes. The most recent 40 are listed below — open any episode at its timestamp to hear the segment.

EpisodeHostAnswer
The Nice GuysChris RyanWhich one of you cock and balls? 20 bucks.
To Live and Die in L.A.Chris RyanThe check is in the mail, and I love you, and I promise not to come in your mouth
To Live and Die in L.A.Sean FennesseyI'm getting too old for this shit
Another 48 HrsBill SimmonsMentions liking the 'Black people stuff' line and notes Eddie has good quotes overall
Another 48 HrsChris RyanIf shit was worth something, poor people would be born with no assholes
The Sure ThingChris RyanExchange where Cusack says he plays football for Grambling, friend says 'I thought Grambling was all black,' and Cusack responds 'So what?'
The Truman ShowChris RyanYou never had a camera in my head
The Truman ShowGlen PowellThey never show it (security guards discussing intimate scenes)
RollerballBill SimmonsGame! This wasn't meant to be a game! Never!
RollerballBrian KoppelmanGame! This wasn't meant to be a game! Never!
Star Wars: A New HopeChris RyanKid I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny.
Days of ThunderKyle BrandtI'm more afraid of being nothing than I am of being hurt