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‘Crash’ With Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, and Joanna Robinson

February 25, 2025 · Crash (2004) · Crime · Drama · Thriller · 1:47:55 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsCarjacking scene▶ 41:12
Joanna RobinsonPeña and his daughter (the invisible cloak scene)▶ 41:14
Van LathanFickner and Cheadle scene (Ryan Phillippe and Don Cheadle)▶ 47:45

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe Persian shop owner character▶ 59:53
Van LathanLarenz Tate's character▶ 1:02:33

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Van LathanThis is the least effective anti-slavery movie I've ever seen▶ 1:11:38

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJohn CusackPresented the main casting what-ifs: Forrest Whitaker for Terrence Howard/Don Cheadle role, Cusack for Matt Dillon, Heath Ledger for Ryan Phillippe. Thought Cusack in the Dillon role would have been 'super awesome' and agreed Heath Ledger would make it a different movie. For recasting director suggested Quentin Tarantino.▶ 1:12:28
Joanna RobinsonHeath LedgerHeath Ledger would be a huge improvement over Ryan Phillippe, and Cusack would have made it a much better movie in the Matt Dillon role. For recasting the Ryan Phillippe role suggested Matt Damon, Tobey Maguire, or Casey Affleck as better options.▶ 1:12:57
Van LathanJohn CusackEnthusiastic about Cusack in the Matt Dillon role calling it 'legitimately great' and 'fantastic.' Also liked Josh Hartnett for the young cop role and Casey Affleck as a good option for the Ryan Phillippe role.▶ 1:13:28

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsTerrence HowardRuled out Sandra Bullock, Brendan Fraser, Matt Dillon, Don Cheadle, Michael Payne, Ryan Philippe, Thandiwe Newton, Lorenz Tate, Ludacris, Jennifer Esposito. Agreed on Terrence Howard (2005 with Hustle and Flow) and Paul Haggis as Apex Mountains.▶ 1:19:50
Van LathanTerrence HowardDiscussed Terrence Howard's Apex Mountain, acknowledging Empire Season 1 was big but agreed Best Actor nomination for Hustle and Flow in 2005 was probably his peak.▶ 1:20:05

Hanks or Cruise

Bill SimmonsTom CruiseCruise - likes the idea of Cruise in Matt Dillon's role, mentions Magnolia angle with dad issues and angry/evil Cruise as cop▶ 1:23:13
Craig HorlbeckTom CruiseCruise - likes Cruise in this, compares it to Magnolia type movie, could put Cruise's Magnolia character into this film▶ 1:23:26
Joanna RobinsonTom CruiseCruise - wants cokeier energy for this LA movie, calls it 'Magnolia Methadone'▶ 1:22:50
Van LathanTom HanksHanks in Brendan Fraser's character role - would love to see Hanks in that morally gray role▶ 1:22:21

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

Bill SimmonsA prestige TV version with all black cast could work, though he wouldn't want to watch it; also suggests Cord Jefferson doing a shot-by-shot remake of Crash as a comedy▶ 1:31:08
Joanna RobinsonThe sequel would be the hunt for Ryan Philippe - Don Cheadle looking for his brother's murderer who is still on the police force▶ 1:31:49
Van LathanIt's touchable - could orient a prestige show around Don Cheadle's case with the dirty cop, expanding to city hall, DA, and his brother, with a black showrunner▶ 1:31:24

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsWayne Jenkins in the Matt Dillon role▶ 1:33:03
Joanna RobinsonWilford BrimleyWilford Brimley in the Fickner role, similar to his scene in The Firm▶ 1:32:47
Van LathanDanny TrejoDanny Trejo should have been in this LA crime movie▶ 1:32:39

Just One Oscar

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsIf this movie had a black director but was the exact same movie, what happens? Also asks what piece of memorabilia would you want or not want - picks fortified underwear as what he would NOT want▶ 1:33:43
Joanna RobinsonHow did this movie beat Brokeback Mountain? Notes that if you're redoing Oscars, that's one of the first ones you redo▶ 1:34:12
Van LathanA black director making the exact same movie would get no Oscars and would be destroyed from all sides - they'd run him out of time▶ 1:34:01

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill Simmonseveryone's a racist▶ 1:36:23
Joanna Robinsonpublic transportation - it's not so bad, it's better than getting a part with Ryan▶ 1:36:38
Van Lathaneveryone's not a racist, you can be a redeemable racist, we're all like pizza▶ 1:36:35

Best Double Feature

Bill Simmons25th Hour25th Hour paired with Grand Canyon▶ 1:37:12
Joanna Robinson25th HourReacted positively to the 25th Hour suggestion, noting it handles racist rants better than other films▶ 1:37:04
Van LathanGrand CanyonExpressed support for Grand Canyon as part of the pairing▶ 1:37:27

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (45)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Magnolia (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 57:20
Interstellar (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Van Lathan, Joanna Robinson▶ 54:08
Iron Man (2008)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson▶ 45:17
The Help (2011)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons▶ 58:39
Inception (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Craig Horlbeck, Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 54:35
Troy (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan, Joanna Robinson▶ 43:45
Cruel Intentions (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Joanna Robinson▶ 1:02:04
Green Book (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 15:22
Memento (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Joanna Robinson▶ 54:43
Million Dollar Baby (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Joanna Robinson▶ 20:00
Anora (2024)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 10:35
Crank (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 54:53

Directors Referenced (8)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Christopher NolanIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Van Lathan, Bill Simmons, Joanna RobinsonTenet, Interstellar, Inception▶ 54:38
Spike LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van LathanDo the Right Thing, Malcolm X, She's Gotta Have It▶ 1:17:19
Ang LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joanna RobinsonLife of Pi▶ 10:18
Quentin TarantinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Van LathanReservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn▶ 1:17:00
Andrea BiasIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsBlack Adam, A Simple Favor, The Intern▶ 48:06
Gus Van SantIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:32:17
Martin ScorseseIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsTaxi Driver, Killers of the Flower Moon, Mean Streets▶ 1:24:35
Tom BradyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Hot Chick▶ 1:42:20

Actors Referenced (52)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Matt DillonIMDb ↗Lb ↗29Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Van LathanThere's Something About Mary, Crash▶ 4:04
Terrence HowardIMDb ↗Lb ↗24Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Joanna RobinsonHustle & Flow, Crash, Iron Man▶ 5:00
Don CheadleIMDb ↗Lb ↗16Van Lathan, Bill Simmons, Joanna RobinsonCrash▶ 5:31
Sandra BullockIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Van LathanThe Proposal, Miss Congeniality, Speed▶ 5:08
Tom CruiseIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Craig HorlbeckTop Gun, Minority Report▶ 1:22:14
Brendan FraserIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Van Lathan, Bill Simmons, Joanna RobinsonThe Mummy, Crash▶ 5:08
Ryan PhillippeIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Joanna Robinson, Van LathanGosford Park, Crash, Cruel Intentions▶ 47:41
Keith DavidIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Van LathanThey Live, Armageddon▶ 51:51
Casey AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Van LathanManchester by the Sea, Light of My Life▶ 1:16:42
Heath LedgerIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Joanna Robinson, Bill SimmonsBrokeback Mountain, The Dark Knight, A Knight's Tale▶ 1:12:40
Jennifer EspositoIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Van LathanCrash▶ 21:49
Josh HartnettIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Joanna RobinsonBlack Hawk Down, 30 Days of Night▶ 1:13:15

Writers Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Paul HaggisIMDb ↗Lb ↗20Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Van LathanCrash▶ 19:04
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 11:13
William GoldmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Craig HorlbeckButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, All the President's Men, The Princess Bride▶ 12:01
Cord JeffersonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsAmerican Fiction▶ 1:32:04
Carl SaganIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van Lathan▶ 55:16
Ryan CooglerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanBlack Panther, Creed▶ 17:15