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‘National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan

December 19, 2023 · National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989) · Comedy · 1:31:54 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsThe Christmas tree scene with all the trees▶ 31:35
Chris RyanThe Christmas tree scene▶ 32:00
Van LathanThe Christmas tree scene where they uproot the tree▶ 31:38

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsThe tree changes sizes a couple times - the tree they're getting is bigger than his entire house but that's fine, it's a Christmas comedy movie▶ 32:34
Sean FennesseyHow did they get the goddamn tree frozen? Don't give me an unanswerable question in the first three minutes of the movie▶ 32:25

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsPrivate BenjaminDiscusses Full Metal Jacket vs Private Benjamin in context of when movies were at their Apex Mountain, noting Private Benjamin was a phenomenon when it came out▶ 42:05
Chris RyanQuestions the application of Apex Mountain concept, mentions he invented it▶ 41:51
Van LathanBasic Training▶ 41:36

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsClark slurping the eggnog after not getting his bonus and delivering the crazy monologue▶ 48:06
Sean FennesseyClark's bonus meltdown scene with the eggnog slurp▶ 49:11

Most Rewatchable Scene

Van LathanClark and the model at the perfume counter scene▶ 50:31

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsJulia Louis-Dreyfus, Juliette Lewis as Audrey, 'Shitter is full' becoming a Twitter meme, Chevy Chase's physical comedy with the Christmas tree sap, and the movie representing the early sequel era of 1989▶ 50:59
Chris RyanTorturing yuppies (Todd and Margo) as a late 80s/early 90s comedic element▶ 51:10
Sean FennesseyThis becoming generationally the Christmas movie - the number one Christmas movie that no one expected would last 35 years▶ 53:25
Van LathanFinding out your dad is a horny freak - the universal experience of realizing your father had a sexual past▶ 54:50

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsChristmas Vacation is the best number 3 movie and has the longest legs▶ 57:39
Chris RyanMentions other strong third movies like Lethal Weapon 3, Rocky 3, and prefers International Mobiary to this▶ 57:28
Sean FennesseyPeople just love this movie regardless of quality; supports it being the best third movie▶ 57:44
Van LathanBack to the Future 2 hasn't held up as well as Christmas Vacation but has cultural impact with sports betting and hoverboards▶ 58:14

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsThe closing credits shot that stays on Clark staring up, then pans back to reveal Snots one inch away from his crotch staring at him▶ 1:00:26
Chris RyanThe network homage shot when they shoot Brian Doyle Murray down at the other end of the conference room table▶ 1:00:18

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsDiscusses the changing kids across movies as a weakness, mentions Russ's kids going backwards in age and changing every movie▶ 1:01:41
Chris RyanEngages with the discussion of changing kids but frames it as a theory about the Griswolds replacing children rather than identifying it as the weakest element▶ 1:01:55

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsWants to rename the award due to Dion Waiters being 'all time out of control'▶ 1:06:56

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsPrefers keeping 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' over just 'Christmas Vacation'▶ 1:08:04
Chris RyanAcknowledges most people just call it 'Christmas Vacation' but doesn't express a clear preference for a better title▶ 1:08:08

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsChristmas is about resolving differences and seeing through the problems of petty life▶ 1:08:12
Van LathanI can't even afford to be an elf▶ 1:09:11

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsDave ChappelleSuggested Dave Chappelle as Clark in a 2023 version, noting he's 50 and the right age, calling it a 'brain breaker'▶ 1:14:41
Chris RyanDiscussed various character actors and made Dion Waiters award suggestions but didn't provide clear recasting picks▶ 1:12:13
Sean FennesseyDiscussed John Randolph's blacklist story and provided factual information about actors' ages but didn't offer specific recasting suggestions▶ 1:13:39
Van LathanDave ChappelleFound recasting Clark very difficult, considered Will Ferrell but thought he's too old and 'oddly too goofy', was intrigued by Chappelle suggestion▶ 1:14:22

Hall of Fame Plaque

Chris RyanThe chainsaw scene where Clark tells Todd 'Bend over and I'll show you' while wearing a mask and waving a chainsaw▶ 1:29:01
Van LathanWhite Girl on top of the piano scene▶ 1:27:33

Best Double Feature

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsNobody has an easy holiday season▶ 1:30:26
Chris RyanIf the dog starts humping your leg, slip him▶ 1:30:59
Sean FennesseyDon't invite people over for Christmas▶ 1:30:38

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (58)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Home Alone (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗13Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 4:44
Full Metal Jacket (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris Ryan▶ 41:04
Die Hard (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 4:26
It's a Wonderful Life (1946)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Van Lathan, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 4:55
Back to the Future (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 56:54
Basic Instinct (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 14:23
Frozen (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 31:23
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 1:26:07
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 22:17
Rushmore (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 4:48
Seems Like Old Times (1980)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 39:48
A Christmas Story (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 1:04:26

Directors Referenced (13)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
John HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Van LathanPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club▶ 10:11
Jeremiah S. ChechikIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsNational Lampoon's Christmas Vacation▶ 13:53
Chris ColumbusIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Help▶ 54:36
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean FennesseyMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 1:13:27
George Roy HillIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsThe Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Slap Shot▶ 12:07
Amy HeckerlingIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanFast Times at Ridgemont High, Look Who's Talking▶ 28:31
Ben AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanArgo, Gone Girl, The Town▶ 1:15:42
David LynchIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean Fennessey▶ 1:18:03
John ColoradoIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsHancock▶ 1:24:06
John FrankenheimerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseySeven Days in May▶ 1:14:00
Lee DreyfussIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 50:59
Sofia CoppolaIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Godfather Part III, The Virgin Suicides, Lost in Translation▶ 27:59

Actors Referenced (92)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Chevy ChaseIMDb ↗Lb ↗36Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanMemoirs of an Invisible Man, Caddyshack, National Lampoon's Vacation▶ 4:02
Eddie MurphyIMDb ↗Lb ↗34Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyThe Nutty Professor, Beverly Hills Cop II▶ 6:42
Bill MurrayIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyLost in Translation, Rushmore, Moonrise Kingdom▶ 11:30
Randy QuaidIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Van LathanIndependence Day, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation▶ 46:21
Dave ChappelleIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Van LathanA Star Is Born▶ 1:14:41
Goldie HawnIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Van Lathan, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanPrivate Benjamin▶ 40:52
Ivana BasicIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Van Lathan, Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 14:23
Jason LivelyIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Van LathanNational Lampoon's European Vacation▶ 5:48
Wayne NewtonIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 29:04
Adam SandlerIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyBig Daddy, Little Nicky▶ 35:12
Will FerrellIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Van LathanTalladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, Blades of Glory▶ 12:42
Beverly D'AngeloIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyNational Lampoon's Vacation, National Lampoon's European Vacation▶ 52:25

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 26:34
Warren LeightIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean Fennessey▶ 52:09

Cinematographers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Gordon WillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanThe Godfather Part II▶ 1:00:44
Richard StaffIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsDoctor Strange, Fast X▶ 33:55
Scott ClarkIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanNight at the Museum▶ 44:23