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‘Sneakers’ With Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt, and Joanna Robinson

October 14, 2025 · Sneakers (1992) · Comedy · Crime · Drama · 2:07:05 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe bad guys find Marty (allegedly an NSA agent scene with Timothy Busfield)▶ 37:24
Joanna RobinsonDiscusses multiple scenes including the Timothy Busfield/Eddie Jones scene and the Cosmo reveal, but doesn't give one clear pick▶ 38:11
Kyle BrandtDiscusses the 1969 pizza order scene and appreciates the young actors casting, but doesn't give a definitive pick▶ 36:28

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Joanna RobinsonWhat is Cosmo's plan exactly?▶ 42:18

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsRobert Redford as Hall of Fame eye narrower/squinter - his thinking phase when wheels are turning▶ 43:13
Kyle BrandtRobert Redford's gif-like eye expression change - does it all the way to the Hall of Fame▶ 43:35

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsJames Earl JonesJames Earl Jones - citing Field of Dreams, Sandlot, and this movie as his career peak period▶ 49:15

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsComputer hacker graphics and manipulating dating services for capers; movie ending with Republican National Committee bankruptcy and donations to Amnesty International, Greenpeace, and United Negro College Fund as very 1992▶ 55:17
Joanna RobinsonRobert Redford references throughout - Union College from The Way We Were, Martin Bishop name from Three Days of the Condor, jacket similar to The Natural making it 'Robert Redford fan fiction'; Mary McDonald's feathered hair; Bay Area 1992 details like Fox Theater location and finding street parking▶ 54:09
Kyle BrandtGene Siskel introducing the movie by naming Timothy Busfield from thirtysomething over Dan Aykroyd and Mary McDonnell; answering machine and car phone as major plot points▶ 56:35

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Joanna RobinsonBen Kingsley - he's in a different movie altogether▶ 1:09:42
Kyle BrandtThe black box - doesn't understand how it works or the technology behind it▶ 1:08:48

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsBen KingsleyBen Kingsley - for his inconsistent accent choices, over-the-top performance treating it like Shakespeare when it's a lighthearted caper, and awkward running▶ 1:12:24
Joanna RobinsonBen KingsleyBen Kingsley - for playing to the rafters and being on a different project altogether, talking about his character like he's in Shakespeare▶ 1:12:04
Kyle BrandtBen KingsleyAcknowledges Ben Kingsley's issues with running and accent inconsistencies but seems less critical overall of the performance▶ 1:13:49

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsKevin CostnerAgrees Costner would be really good in the role but thinks it's an important Redford catalog movie that he needs▶ 1:17:54
Joanna RobinsonKevin CostnerStates there are no casting what-ifs for this movie because everyone wanted to work with Redford, but acknowledges Costner would have been great while preferring Redford did the movie▶ 1:17:10
Kyle BrandtKevin CostnerKevin Costner in the lead role instead of Redford, with Willem Dafoe as Cosmo to reunite the cast from another film▶ 1:17:30

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsThis might be Redford's most popular movie in 2025 among people under 40▶ 1:23:05
Joanna RobinsonThis is Redford's best film of the nineties and his last great movie (barring Marvel films)▶ 1:21:00
Kyle BrandtMarty Bishop's slow walk across Cosmo's office is more impressive than anything Ethan Hunt did in Mission Impossible▶ 1:21:37

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsAgrees with San Francisco - acknowledged it translates better in movies than Boston despite their rivalry, citing distinct landmarks and visual appeal▶ 1:29:34
Joanna RobinsonAgrees with San Francisco - noted they're from the Bay Area and emphasized the external shots, cable cars, and how it feels authentically like the Bay Area▶ 1:29:05

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsMovie ceiling vents are unrealistically clean and spacious vs real life. Marty never verified Cosmo was actually dead. Cosmo's unclear motivations. Redford and Mary McDonnell have identical feathered haircuts▶ 1:38:44
Joanna RobinsonDid they need Warner Brandes voice passport if River Phoenix could get through ceiling vents? Cosmo's character inconsistencies - wants socialist utopia but has expensive lifestyle and threatens people▶ 1:38:19
Kyle BrandtReal ceiling vents are tiny (8x8 inches) unlike movies. Mary McDonnell's computer dating line blows their perfect heist. Sidney Poitier only asks for airfare to Europe/Tahiti but not hotel accommodations▶ 1:39:09

Is This Movie Better With

Kyle BrandtScott HansonNone of the above, but Scott Hanson in the surveillance truck monitoring the action like NFL RedZone▶ 1:45:15

Just One Oscar

Kyle BrandtJames HornerJames Horner for the score (after initially considering Mary McDonald for acting)▶ 1:48:08

Best Double Feature

Kyle BrandtWarGamesSneakers paired with War Games - 'War games' and 'Patriot games. Tom Clancy, Harrison Ford and Robert Redford in one day. Technology, spying and stuff.'▶ 1:59:34

Movies Referenced (70)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Field of Dreams (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗12Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt▶ 30:34
Chinatown (1974)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson▶ 1:05:33
All the President's Men (1976)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:24:00
Basic Instinct (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:25:41
Conspiracy Theory (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joanna Robinson▶ 59:33
Good Time (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons▶ 1:14:53
Groundhog Day (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:25:42
Joker (2019)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt▶ 14:53
Magnolia (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joanna Robinson▶ 1:36:57
My Own Private Idaho (1991)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt, Joanna Robinson▶ 12:18
Ocean's Eleven (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt, Joanna Robinson▶ 2:01:40
One Battle After Another (2025)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joanna Robinson▶ 44:27

Directors Referenced (7)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Phil Alden RobinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtField of Dreams, Sneakers, The Sum of All Fears▶ 30:34
Steven SpielbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtSchindler's List, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Saving Private Ryan▶ 13:34
Kevin CostnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtDances with Wolves, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 1:16:32
Paul Thomas AndersonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtPunch-Drunk Love, Licorice Pizza, There Will Be Blood▶ 35:41
Claiborne LashleyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Kyle Brandt▶ 22:27
Earl JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 49:08
Tim BurtonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Joanna RobinsonEdward Scissorhands▶ 1:03:08

Actors Referenced (87)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Robert RedfordIMDb ↗Lb ↗80Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Kyle BrandtThe Natural, Ordinary People, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid▶ 0:59
Ben KingsleyIMDb ↗Lb ↗44Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtGandhi, Schindler's List▶ 4:10
River PhoenixIMDb ↗Lb ↗27Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Kyle BrandtMy Own Private Idaho, Stand by Me, The Mosquito Coast▶ 4:10
James Earl JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtRogue One: A Star Wars Story, Field of Dreams▶ 4:16
Sidney PoitierIMDb ↗Lb ↗16Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Kyle BrandtGuess Who's Coming to Dinner, In the Heat of the Night▶ 12:38
Dan AykroydIMDb ↗Lb ↗13Joanna Robinson, Kyle Brandt, Bill SimmonsGhostbusters▶ 4:10
David StrathairnIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt, Joanna RobinsonLincoln, Godzilla▶ 21:35
Mary McDonaldIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Kyle Brandt, Joanna Robinson, Bill Simmons▶ 27:59
James HornerIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Kyle BrandtAvatar, Titanic▶ 34:27
Martin BishopIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Joanna Robinson, Kyle Brandt, Bill SimmonsWonder Woman▶ 20:16
Timothy BusfieldIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt, Joanna RobinsonField of Dreams▶ 37:30
Bob CousyIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsBlue Chips▶ 1:16:40

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt▶ 24:27
Richard NixonIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Joanna Robinson▶ 44:39
John SaylesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 22:59
Tom ClancyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Kyle BrandtThe Hunt for Red October, The Sum of All Fears, Clear and Present Danger▶ 1:59:36

Cinematographers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Barry AckroydIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Joanna Robinson, Kyle BrandtThe Hurt Locker, Captain Phillips, United 93▶ 20:34
Christophe LegalIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Joanna Robinson▶ 27:42