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‘The Last Boy Scout’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

December 14, 2021 · The Last Boy Scout (1991) · Action · Comedy · Crime · 1:19:49 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsBilly Cole shooting four defenders scene, Joe discovering guy in closet scene, Jake open the trunk scene, Jimmy's NFL speech on drugs and gambling, Joe versus Kim Coates fight scene▶ 24:07
Chris RyanDiscussed and agreed with the Billy Cole scene and other scenes mentioned by SPEAKER_00, providing commentary on the football game cinematography and various technical aspects▶ 25:01

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsNot sure how the gun gets in the stuffed animal▶ 35:05

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsBad guys using full names derisively; Wayans's fez-style hat; witty dialogue exchanges that Willis pulls off; Halle Berry's brief but memorable performance▶ 43:33
Chris RyanThe fez-style hat trend; inhumane dialogue delivery that fits the movie's worldview; Halle Berry's performance; conspiracy plot meeting scenes where villains explain everything▶ 44:26

What's Aged the Worst

Chris RyanJoel Silver and Bruce Willis's combustible relationship▶ 52:37

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJack NicholsonDoesn't believe Jack Nicholson was up for Joe Hallenbeck; notes Grace Jones was wanted for Halle Berry's part but studio overruled; mentions John McTiernan declined to direct; emphasizes Tony Scott's hatred of Joel Silver led to basing Lee Donowitz character in True Romance on Silver▶ 53:00
Chris RyanJack NicholsonMentions Jack Nicholson being up for Joe Hallenbeck role; notes John McTiernan also didn't do Die Hard 2▶ 52:59

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsSaul RubinekSaw Rubinek (Vincent Hannah took it back but it was the saw rubinick you stabbed me in the heart)▶ 53:52

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsKim CoatesKim Coates and Frank Collison (tie) - noted Kim Coates as a 'that guy' he knew forever without knowing the name, and agreed to tie with Frank Collison who plays Pablo▶ 54:26
Chris RyanFrank CollisonFrank Collison (who plays Pablo) - specifically stated 'I would probably go Frank Collison' as his 'that guy' pick▶ 54:54

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsBruce WillisYes for Bruce Willis, yes for Wayans brothers (Damon in Last Boy Scout + In Living Color), yes for LA NFL home games, no for 1990s Halle Berry (says Boomerang instead), yes for Danielle Harris but Halloween 4 instead, no for Tony Scott, probably not for Joel Silver, no for early 90s cocky LA (prefers True Romance)▶ 1:04:46
Chris RyanBoomerangAgrees Boomerang over this for Halle Berry, yes for $650 leather pants, yes for hangover acting/character being hungover (though mentions Sonny Crockett as alternative)▶ 1:05:19

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsDid the movie foreshadow the gambling era (yes, it put a bright pulsating light on where things were going); How does Shelly end up buying the LA Stallions and why are they called Stallions; Which is crazier game to attend - Billy Cole shooting or final scene (chooses final scene)▶ 1:13:36
Chris RyanIs Shelly based on Jerry Jones (sees overlap with Jones and Glanville); Logistics of team name and location (thinks they moved from elsewhere like San Antonio); Which is crazier game (agrees final scene is crazier); Asks if Urban Meyer watches this movie▶ 1:14:04

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsDamon WayansDamon Wayans - agrees with SPEAKER_01, noting it was right time/right place and he's really likable in it▶ 1:18:08
Chris RyanDamon WayansDamon Wayans - calls it a dynamite movie star performance that he never captured again▶ 1:17:36

Movies Referenced (36)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Die Hard (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 5:50
True Romance (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 34:42
Lethal Weapon (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 7:11
Any Given Sunday (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 20:35
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 51:19
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 3:24
Do the Right Thing (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 41:17
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:06:22
Miami Vice (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 59:52
As Good as It Gets (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 39:58
Basic Instinct (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 6:48
Bright (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:13:36

Directors Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Tony ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Chris RyanUnstoppable, True Romance▶ 5:36
John McTiernanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsDie Hard, Last Action Hero▶ 53:10
Zack SnyderIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanWonder Woman▶ 28:02

Actors Referenced (23)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Damon WayansIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Last Boy Scout▶ 5:55
Bruce WillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsDie Hard, Pulp Fiction▶ 2:17
Joel SilverIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Nice Guys, The Matrix▶ 5:01
Verne LundquistIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsHappy Gilmore, Happy Gilmore 2, The Last Boy Scout▶ 24:26
LeBron JamesIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 10:03
Don JohnsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsDjango Unchained▶ 10:28
Jerry JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 48:02
Nick NolteIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsWarrior▶ 10:28
Alan RickmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris RyanDie Hard, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 57:22
Dick ButkusIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Last Boy Scout, Any Given Sunday▶ 24:26
Frank CollisonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 54:54
Jack NicholsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris RyanChinatown, As Good as It Gets, The Departed▶ 52:53

Writers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Shane BlackIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Chris RyanPredator, The Nice Guys, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang▶ 6:04
Jim GarrisonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris RyanJFK▶ 1:00:01
Andy GreenwaldIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:22

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Other Guys▶ 1:49