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‘The Program’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Kyle Brandt

December 8, 2020 · The Program (1993) · Action · Drama · Romance · 1:54:32 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsFirst practice scene, including Darnell's fumble, the coach's 'are you hurt or are you injured' question, Guns N' Roses Welcome to the Jungle sequence, and Latimer in the weight room pressing 465▶ 36:55
Kyle BrandtEnthusiastically agrees with the first practice scene, emphasizing the contrast between exhausted players using pads as pillows after practice and Latimer doing 24 reps of 315 overhead press in the weight room▶ 41:48
Ryen RussilloAgrees with the first practice scene, focuses on Latimer's weight room sequence (clean and jerk, throwing down 315, getting mad at the weights) and discusses the dive bar scene showing Joe's drinking▶ 39:24

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsMentioned multiple rewatchable scenes including Darnell losing football, Latimer's 'place at the table' moment, and Alvin Mack's performance, but didn't declare a winner▶ 44:35
Ryen RussilloDiscussed Kyle's pre-game speech scene and Alvin Mack's trash-talking performance, but didn't give a definitive pick▶ 42:53

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsHow do the fans not charge the field after the big win - what was going on, was it not safe, how did they miss that▶ 50:22
Kyle BrandtWhat is the deal with Alvin Mack's injury and why is it so bad that he will never play football again when it wasn't violent contact and other players like Jerry Rice came back from reconstructive surgery▶ 48:18

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsA violent scene that's tough to watch (compared to James Gandolfini scene), James Caan's performance as the coach, and the ridiculous rainstorm in the first game▶ 1:10:16
Kyle BrandtJoe Kane being 32 years old (actually 33) playing a college junior - wins the 'Gabriel Carteris award'▶ 1:15:15
Ryen RussilloThe violent scene but argues it was important and accurate for the character development, showing the main character is actually a monster▶ 1:11:06

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJohnny DeppJohnny Depp was considered for Craig's role but turned it down because he wasn't a sports fan▶ 1:26:04
Kyle BrandtQuestioned Sheffer's 65-yard throw claim, suggesting it was exaggerated▶ 1:26:57
Ryen RussilloJohnny DeppCommented that Depp not being a sports fan is unsurprising, focused more on critiquing Sheffer's casting story▶ 1:26:18

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsCharles S. DuttonTwo picks: the offensive lineman who became the medical assistant on ER, and Elmo the chef from Vision Quest (who played Joe Kane's dad)▶ 1:29:24
Ryen RussilloJ.C. QuinnAgrees with and praises Elmo the chef, calling him an incredible actor who outshines the room in bit pieces▶ 1:29:55

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsPresents multiple trivia facts including cast connections (Latimer/Alvin Mack in Necessary Roughness, Omar Epps/Christy Swanson/Andrew Brianarski in Higher Learning), filming details (16 minutes to film three games at South Carolina vs Tennessee), character inspirations (Latimer based on Tommy Chalkin, quarterback on Tom Bill), and questions Dwayne Davis's claim about stuntmen injuries▶ 1:33:22
Kyle BrandtDiscusses Dwayne Davis as 'that guy' actor who played football players in three movies (Necessary Roughness, Beetlejuice, this film), praises the quarterback passing shots, and analyzes the final play as actually being an incomplete forward pass that should have been called differently▶ 1:33:30
Ryen RussilloDefends the possibility of injuries during filming given the intense physical contact, clarifies USC references (South Carolina vs Southern California), discusses the final play editing decision to keep the fumble/recovery sequence, and comments on the preposterous nature of the play▶ 1:35:13

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsOmar EppsOmar Epps (yes), Halle Berry hair extensions (yes, because she never did it again), Craig Sheffer (yes), and steroids in movies (yes, peak representation)▶ 1:40:00
Kyle BrandtThe ProgramAgreed on steroids apex mountain, calling the movie 'steroids porn for two hours' and 'an infomercial'▶ 1:42:01

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsAndrew BryniarskiLatimer - he has the biggest influence and is the first thing anyone remembers from the movie▶ 1:53:24
Kyle BrandtAndrew BryniarskiLatimer - makes you want to take steroids and paint your face like a skeleton, also gives shout out to Iowa football▶ 1:53:10
Ryen RussilloAndrew BryniarskiLatimer - because it's the first thing you think of when you think of this movie▶ 1:52:56

Movies Referenced (39)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Chef (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 1:29:46
A Time to Kill (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt▶ 1:42:42
Any Given Sunday (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo, Bill Simmons▶ 31:04
Dazed and Confused (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:32:18
Friday Night Lights (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt▶ 14:05
Rocky IV (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt, Ryen Russillo▶ 1:42:06
Spider-Man (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo▶ 1:02:38
The Longest Yard (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 9:54
The Other Guys (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt, Ryen Russillo▶ 2:56
Welcome to the Jungle (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt▶ 38:23
21 Jump Street (2012)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:26:09
American History X (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:03:36

Directors Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ben AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Kyle Brandt, Bill SimmonsArgo, Gone Girl, The Town▶ 1:32:13
Glenn DanzigIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle BrandtThe Hangover▶ 53:45
John ColoradoIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsHancock▶ 36:48
William FriedkinIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsTo Live and Die in L.A., The French Connection, The Exorcist▶ 10:21

Actors Referenced (56)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Joe KaneIMDb ↗Lb ↗31Bill Simmons, Kyle Brandt, Ryen Russillo▶ 19:16
Omar EppsIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, Kyle BrandtLove & Basketball▶ 6:31
Craig ShefferIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtA River Runs Through It▶ 20:53
Chris BermanIMDb ↗Lb ↗13Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, Kyle BrandtThe Longest Yard, Draft Day▶ 1:22:56
Halle BerryIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloDie Another Day▶ 1:04:36
David WardIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo▶ 10:58
Bo SchembechlerIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Kyle Brandt, Ryen Russillo, Bill SimmonsThe Program▶ 15:50
Bill ParcellsIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Ryen Russillo, Kyle BrandtAny Given Sunday▶ 37:44
James CaanIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloThief, Rollerball, Misery▶ 16:35
Brett FavreIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloThere's Something About Mary▶ 1:47:38
Darin NecessaryIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Kyle BrandtVenom, Black Panther, Vanilla Sky▶ 1:03:14
Jeff SpeakmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Ryen Russillo, Kyle Brandt▶ 1:01:41

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
James KahnIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Kyle Brandt, Ryen Russillo▶ 12:13
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 34:07