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‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

April 1, 2021 · Thief (1981) · Action · Crime · Drama · 1:24:41

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsKhan goes to the plating company to get his money, Willie Nelson's prison scene with Frank, Prosky's first scene, and the diner monologue▶ 27:36
Chris RyanAgreed with the plating company scene and Willie Nelson prison scene, noting the intensity between the characters▶ 28:02
Sean FennesseySupported Willie Nelson's acting and scene, discussed Prosky's unique combination of warmth and evil▶ 30:30

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsThe waiter in the Chinese restaurant▶ 40:14

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsRoy ScheiderRoy Scheider - would have been all in on him▶ 59:48
Sean FennesseyJeff BridgesAgainst Jeff Bridges - too young, not tough enough, too sweet▶ 59:20

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsRobert ProskyAcknowledges Prosky and Farina were 'that guys' but notes they became bigger stars, making the award difficult to give▶ 1:00:44
Chris RyanRobert ProskySuggests changing it to 'Old Rookie of the Year Award' for Prosky, Farina, and Peterson who became staples for 30 years▶ 1:00:50
Sean FennesseyTom SignorelliTom Sicarelli (Ataglia) - only one who maintained 'that guy' status, always the eighth goon, never became famous▶ 1:01:11

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsMultiple trivia facts including: Mann brought Caan to Gunsight Academy firearm school, Howard Johnson's restaurant connection to Alan Siegel's personal story, real burglary tools used as props, 60,000-gallon water truck for wet streets, Green Mill jazz club was Al Capone's hangout, and Tuesday Weld's Wikipedia page details▶ 1:04:26
Sean FennesseyDiscussed Mann's visual sensibility and how he would drive around looking at bridges and water to develop his aesthetic of urban landscape colliding with natural world, explaining the wet streets signature style▶ 1:05:46

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsNo for Jimmy Caan, Tuesday Weld, Michael Mann, Willie Nelson. Yes for Chicago Diners and Robert Prosky death scenes. Yes for Joliet prison (alongside Blues Brothers).▶ 1:08:31
Chris RyanFerris Bueller's Day OffNo for Robert Prosky (too early in career, became prominent in early 90s). Yes for Robert Prosky death scenes. Ferris Bueller for best Chicago movie.▶ 1:08:44
Sean FennesseyContributed to discussion about Chicago movies, mentioned Chicago (Best Picture winner) but didn't give clear apex mountain picks for individuals▶ 1:12:07

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsJames Caan-Tuesday Weld relationship editing is confusing; bulletproof vest reveal at the end isn't obvious enough▶ 1:12:59
Chris RyanQuestions whether Prosky's mall investment deal was actually that bad, given shopping malls were profitable in the 1980s▶ 1:14:16
Sean FennesseyQuestions how easy baby stealing is and how you get a social security card for a stolen baby▶ 1:15:40

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsWhat happened to Frank after the ending? Thief vs Heat similarities? Why James Caan never worked with Michael Mann again?▶ 1:17:09
Chris RyanWould choose Neil McCauley over Frank for a bank heist because Frank is too combustible and emotional▶ 1:18:37
Sean FennesseyBelieves Thief and Heat share material - 'it's all one movie for Michael Mann' with same motifs in different ways▶ 1:18:04

Who Won the Movie

Chris RyanRobert ProskyAcknowledges Khan as the obvious answer but highlights Prosky as one of the great crime movie villains▶ 1:20:57
Sean FennesseyJames CaanJames Caan (Khan)▶ 1:22:22

Movies Referenced (30)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Blade Runner (1982)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan▶ 9:35
Public Enemies (2009)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 1:12:10
Running Scared (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:11:08
Misery (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 23:40
Miami Vice (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 4:03
The Godfather (1972)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey▶ 16:47
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 57:45
Scream (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 18:42
Underworld (2003)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 48:14
Weird Science (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:15:28
Apocalypse Now (1979)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 23:11
Blade (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 9:41

Directors Referenced (10)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael MannIMDb ↗Lb ↗33Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanThe Insider, Collateral, The Last of the Mohicans▶ 2:18
John ColoradoIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsHancock▶ 27:29
Paul Thomas AndersonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsPunch-Drunk Love, Licorice Pizza, There Will Be Blood▶ 6:14
Ridley ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris RyanThe Martian, Blade Runner▶ 10:22
David SteinbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:07:52
Robert AltmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyGosford Park▶ 16:39
Robert RodriguezIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 13:24
Stanley KubrickIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsA Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon▶ 1:08:08
Warren BeattyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsHeaven Can Wait▶ 8:15
William HoffaIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanLimitless, Furious 7, Creed▶ 1:08:44

Actors Referenced (38)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Willie NelsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗22Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyThe Dukes of Hazzard, Wag the Dog▶ 19:21
Tuesday WeldIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanThief, Once Upon a Time in America▶ 44:30
Dennis FarinaIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris RyanGet Shorty, Manhunter, Snatch▶ 28:21
James CaanIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyThief, Rollerball, Misery▶ 2:04
Howard JohnsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 37:11
John BelushiIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsNational Lampoon's Animal House, The Blues Brothers▶ 51:34
Roy ScheiderIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsJaws, The French Connection, All That Jazz▶ 59:29
Robert ProskyIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsThief, Broadcast News, Mrs. Doubtfire▶ 32:38
Al PacinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsDog Day Afternoon, The Godfather▶ 1:07:52
Gene HackmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe French Connection, The Royal Tenenbaums, Unforgiven▶ 59:29
Jeff BridgesIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyThe Big Lebowski, True Grit▶ 59:07
Jim BelushiIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 50:58

Writers Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
James KahnIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 21:12
David MametIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris RyanHouse of Games▶ 47:39
Lawrence KasdanIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Big Chill▶ 7:48
Jerry BruckheimerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyTop Gun: Maverick, Armageddon▶ 9:00
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 26:40