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‘Two for the Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Cousin Sal

November 25, 2025 · Two for the Money (2005) · Crime · Drama · Sport · 1:45:50 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThe sports gambling touting culture - the movie captures exactly what the 1990s sports advisors phenomenon was like▶ 6:15
Chris RyanThe sports gambling touting culture - specifically mentions it's both what's aged the best and worst▶ 5:11

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMcConaughey playing quarterback in college with crazy long hair/hair extensions; Pacino's first scene with the hard sell to Brandon followed by Brandon figuring out his character and working on the tape; Pacino's gambling rehab speech about needing to feel alive; The TV show scene with the psych system explanation▶ 30:52
Chris RyanEngaged in discussion about the football scenes and Pacino's rehab speech but didn't clearly state specific picks▶ 32:14
Cousin SalDiscussed the Brandon shirtless/working out scene and engaged with the TV show psych system scene but didn't clearly state independent picks▶ 33:45

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsMatthew McConaugheyMatthew McConaughey for his sports advisor scene where he delivers the 'every QB knows the secret' speech and 'makes love to the camera'▶ 37:44
Chris RyanMatthew McConaugheyAgrees with McConaughey choice, discussing how he goes over the top as John Anthony then shifts to an intimate 'just you and me' delivery▶ 38:10
Cousin SalMatthew McConaugheySupports the McConaughey pick, focusing on how he broke from the script and went off-script during the sports advisor scene▶ 38:55

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsFirst ballot smoker▶ 59:51

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe ending with winning the big game and the Renee Russo marriage subplot interspersed with the game▶ 1:02:23
Chris RyanThe Armand Asante character/Novian storyline that gets introduced as a threat then abandoned▶ 59:58
Cousin SalMultiple issues including the seven-year-old daughter character and Jeremy Piven's underutilized character▶ 1:00:54

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsWants one TV show or movie where the guy just wins the whole time and the movie ends - no fall from grace arc▶ 1:09:53
Chris RyanThey should remake this movie as a period piece, setting it in the Wild West of sports gambling before it became legal▶ 1:07:04
Cousin SalJames Baby Doll Dixon as Pacino for the remake▶ 1:09:18

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsDan FuttermanNot much to discuss - Russo's husband wrote the movie for her, and Dan Futterman was considered for Pacino's role▶ 1:10:51
Chris RyanEdward NortonEdward Norton as Brandon in a darker Paul Verhoeven-directed version with Michael Douglas▶ 1:12:46
Cousin SalTracy MorganTracy Morgan doing McConaughey's character▶ 1:13:38

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsJeremy PivenJamie King - Pearl Harbor; Sports gambling movies - both The Gambler films; Piven - between this movie and Entourage seasons 1-2; Johnny Utah for fictional football players derailed by injury▶ 1:19:16
Chris RyanJohnny UtahDiscussed fictional football players derailed by injury - mentioned Jason Street and Johnny Utah as contenders▶ 1:25:01
Cousin SalJeremy PivenNoted Piven won Emmys for Ari Gold but has done hair restoration commercials recently; supported Jason Street as strong contender for fictional injured football players▶ 1:23:55

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsJames GunnJames Gunn being involved and Buffalo Bill▶ 1:34:49
Chris RyanByron Mayo (notes that Walter is already doing Byron Mayo in the movie)▶ 1:34:25
Cousin SalMad Dog Russo screaming▶ 1:34:36

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsAl PacinoPacino for Best Supporting Actor▶ 1:35:06

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsIs Pacino the number one draft pick for the movie Cook draft for guys you'd want to play the Cook?▶ 1:38:18
Chris RyanIs Monday Night Football's popularity really based on the gambling losses of betters from the weekend?▶ 1:35:14

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsMultiple options mentioned: 'Modesty is not a virtue. It might be a vice', 'Hot streaks go cold. Cold streaks go hot', and 'the Gambling Anonymous lemon speech'▶ 1:41:48

Who Won the Movie

Cousin SalMatthew McConaugheyInitially said McConaughey because it pivoted his arc, but later agreed Pacino makes the movie entertaining and rewatchable▶ 1:42:17

Movies Referenced (34)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Dallas Buyers Club (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 17:48
Donnie Brasco (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Cousin Sal, Chris Ryan▶ 12:28
Back to the Future (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:17
Blood Diamond (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:45:01
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:14:35
Friday Night Lights (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 3:31
Magic Mike (2012)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 18:34
Pearl Harbor (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:19:14
Philadelphia (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 6:33
Scent of a Woman (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 23:48
The Intern (2015)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Cousin Sal, Chris Ryan▶ 1:08:50
Wall Street (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 12:09

Directors Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ari GoldIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Cousin Sal, Chris Ryan▶ 7:51
Paul VerhoevenIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsRoboCop▶ 51:03
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 59:27

Actors Referenced (58)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Al PacinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗66Bill Simmons, Cousin Sal, Chris RyanDog Day Afternoon, The Godfather▶ 3:53
Matthew McConaugheyIMDb ↗Lb ↗56Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Cousin SalInterstellar, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike▶ 3:53
John AnthonyIMDb ↗Lb ↗21Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Cousin SalRachel Getting Married▶ 25:07
Jeremy PivenIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Cousin Sal▶ 53:44
Jerry JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Cousin Sal▶ 4:58
Ralph GarmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Cousin Sal, Chris RyanTed, Ted 2, A Million Ways to Die in the West▶ 1:11:33
Kevin ChapmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Cousin SalCODA, Mystic River▶ 55:59
Michael DouglasIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsWall Street, Romancing the Stone▶ 29:07
Donald TrumpIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris RyanHome Alone 2: Lost in New York▶ 50:17
Jessica SimpsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Cousin SalThe Dukes of Hazzard, Employee of the Month▶ 52:11
Kaiser ChiefsIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Cousin Sal▶ 8:17
Robert De NiroIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Cousin SalCape Fear, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver▶ 22:59

Writers Referenced (8)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Jason StreetIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 12:09
Johnny CashIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Cousin SalWalk the Line▶ 7:51
Dan GilroyIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris RyanNightcrawler▶ 46:15
Alfred HayesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Cousin Sal▶ 1:20:08
Brian KoppelmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsRunaway Jury, Michael Clayton▶ 3:26
Taylor WorstIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:17:06
Tony GilroyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanMichael Clayton, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story▶ 46:15
Vince GilliganIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Cousin SalEl Camino▶ 33:37

Cinematographers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Bet RourichIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:18:46
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanThe Other Guys▶ 18:29