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‘Star Wars: A New Hope’ (Part Two) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan

May 6, 2025 · Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) · Action · Adventure · Fantasy · 1:55:04 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsVader fucks up the conference room meeting and choke forces out a dude▶ 4:24

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsChewbacca is the most overrated sidekick ever - he's useless, can't shoot guns, speaks unintelligible language, stands out everywhere, and never uses his size or strength effectively▶ 22:20

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThe greatest secret probably ever kept in a movie (Vader being Luke's father), Obi-Wan as the ultimate mentor, every Darth Vader entrance, lightsabers▶ 36:18
Sean FennesseyThe Emperor as greatest villain in film history▶ 34:57
Van LathanDarth Vader - evolved from cool mysterious villain to cultural icon that the entire franchise is oriented around▶ 32:34

Great Shot Gordo Award

Chris RyanLuke staring at the two suns on Tatooine - the binary sunset▶ 42:16
Sean FennesseyMultiple shots including Obi-Wan at the Death Star control panel and R2/3PO's escape pod with stardust effect▶ 43:11
Van LathanLuke looking at the two suns and the destruction of Alderaan▶ 44:46

Best Quote

Chris RyanKid I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything to make me believe that there's one all powerful force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny.▶ 48:05

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Sean FennesseyMark Hamill's performance/acting ability▶ 49:00
Van LathanClaims to have one but doesn't state it clearly before discussion shifts to Mark Hamill▶ 48:57

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsKurt RussellKurt Russell tested for Luke Skywalker's role but would have been too much testosterone/too cool. Suggests Matthew Broderick in War Games type would be better fit.▶ 52:03
Chris RyanKurt RussellAgrees Kurt Russell would be too cool for Luke. Defends Hamill's arc across the trilogy, noting Luke becomes scarred and grizzled by Return of the Jedi.▶ 52:17
Van LathanMark HamillDefends Mark Hamill's casting, arguing his uncertain, questioning performance works well against the confident characters of Solo and Leia, and that he develops perfectly across the three films.▶ 51:02

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsMark HamillChewbacca, Mark Hamill getting whiny and loud, and Alec Guinness looking regretful about taking the role▶ 1:04:35
Van LathanMark HamillMark Hamill's line 'I'm not such a bad pilot myself' when he's mad at Han▶ 1:04:58

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsDarth VaderDarth Vader (in the movie for 12 minutes)▶ 1:11:48
Chris RyanCollective group of cantina bar patrons (racist bartender, butt face, etc.)▶ 1:11:51
Sean FennesseyRichard LeParmentierAdmiral Motti (the officer who gets Force-choked by Vader)▶ 1:12:41
Van LathanDarth VaderInitially suggested CGI Jabba, but agrees Vader should win if eligible▶ 1:12:13

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsGeorge LucasGeorge Lucas around 1981 after Empire and Raiders; Mark Hamill definitely; Carrie Fisher (this or Blues Brothers/Empire); Field of Dreams for James Earl Jones; 20th Century Fox; nerds starting their renaissance▶ 1:17:16
Chris RyanGeorge LucasGeorge Lucas as director peaked here; John Williams nearly impossible to choose but agreed it's his apex; outer space sagas/lore starters▶ 1:19:01
Sean FennesseyGeorge LucasGeorge Lucas around 1981 when he built his empire (ILM, Skywalker Ranch); movie sound effects with Ben Burtt's work; nerds who got obsessed went on to take over▶ 1:17:18
Van LathanGeorge LucasGeorge Lucas as director peaked here before the poorly directed prequels; fictional mythologies - this spawned the biggest world; absentee fathers - greatest absentee dad story ever▶ 1:17:54

Hanks or Cruise

Bill SimmonsTom Cruise1982 Cruise, specifically Outsiders-era Cruise for Luke▶ 1:23:37
Chris RyanTom CruiseCruise for Luke around Taps era, but thinks Hanks could have been good as Han Solo during his Volunteers period▶ 1:23:27
Sean FennesseyTom CruiseCruise, but mentions Hanks now as Obi-Wan would be interesting▶ 1:23:51

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsR2D2 and C-3PO randomly ejecting and landing on Luke's planet right near his house▶ 1:29:03
Chris RyanThe Empire only sent four TIE fighters at the Millennium Falcon when they could have sent more and ended everything▶ 1:29:28
Sean FennesseyThe Empire should have shot down the escape pod even though there's no life force on it▶ 1:29:14
Van LathanThe stormtroopers are legendarily incompetent - the whole thing doesn't work if they're better at their job or can aim▶ 1:30:42

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsReads the standard list of utility players but doesn't give specific picks▶ 1:41:33
Chris RyanAdds Bill Simmons podcasting about the movie on his Sunday night podcast▶ 1:41:51

Just One Oscar

Chris RyanAcknowledges the category but doesn't give a clear pick▶ 1:42:46

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsDid they intentionally make C-3PO look like an Oscar? Why didn't Chewbacca have genitalia? Halloween 1978 probably had the most people dressed in the same costume▶ 1:42:58
Chris RyanNoted they were discussing a lot of Star Wars character genitalia and questioned whether there should be more bathroom references in Star Wars▶ 1:43:24
Sean FennesseyC-3PO wasn't intentionally made to look like Oscar - he's modeled after the robot from Metropolis, though the gold color might remind people of Oscar▶ 1:43:05
Van LathanChewbacca might be a 'hider' - he's a Wookiee and there are many Wookiees, so he likely has genitalia and goes to the bathroom like other creatures▶ 1:43:20

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsRogue One: A Star Wars StoryInitially suggests Rogue One, then mentions Raiders as interesting options▶ 1:49:13
Van LathanDuneSuggests Denis Villeneuve's Dune (the first one) and American Graffiti as options▶ 1:49:15

Who Won the Movie

Chris RyanHarrison FordHarrison Ford - argues he keeps the movie attached to humanity and is one of the coolest movie characters ever▶ 1:49:42
Sean FennesseyGeorge LucasGeorge Lucas - created the most indelible franchise in Hollywood history and made billions▶ 1:50:20
Van LathanGeorge LucasGeorge Lucas - no one in the industry has won any single movie as much as Lucas won this one▶ 1:50:28

Movies Referenced (51)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Carrie (1976)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 39:11
American Graffiti (1973)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 30:07
The Matrix (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Sean Fennessey, Van Lathan▶ 1:19:25
Blade Runner (1982)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Chris Ryan▶ 1:45:37
Jaws (1975)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 34:20
Sinners (2025)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Craig Horlbeck, Bill Simmons▶ 1:52:42
Top Gun (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 25:33
Chasing Amy (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Sean Fennessey▶ 1:00:51
Field of Dreams (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:20:42
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:44:13
He Got Game (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 1:22:37
John Wick (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:52:29

Directors Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Brian De PalmaIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsBody Double, Dressed to Kill, The Bonfire of the Vanities▶ 38:53
Denis VilleneuveIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanBlade Runner 2049▶ 1:49:15
Harrison EllenshawIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean Fennessey▶ 43:31
Kevin SmithIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyClerks, Chasing Amy▶ 1:01:02

Actors Referenced (57)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Han SoloIMDb ↗Lb ↗37Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Sean Fennessey▶ 7:53
Sean YoungIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanBlade Runner 2049, Dune, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective▶ 7:08
Harrison FordIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanRaiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, The Fugitive▶ 22:18
Mark HamillIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Sean FennesseyStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope▶ 28:03
John WilliamsIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Craig HorlbeckJurassic Park, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope▶ 55:26
Empire of the SunIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanSex Tape, Hall Pass▶ 1:17:11
Carrie FisherIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi▶ 39:11
James Earl JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanRogue One: A Star Wars Story, Field of Dreams▶ 33:32
Kurt RussellIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill SimmonsEscape from New York, The Hateful Eight▶ 52:03
The GameIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Sean Fennessey, Bill SimmonsStreet Kings, The A-Team, Coach Carter▶ 37:32
Alec GuinnessIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, Kind Hearts and Coronets▶ 13:18
Black GrapeIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van LathanVirtuosity▶ 9:55

Writers Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
George LucasIMDb ↗Lb ↗34Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, American Graffiti▶ 3:11
Andy GreenwaldIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 28:08
Carl SaganIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 58:55
Damon LindelofIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:34:58
Mike FlanaganIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean Fennessey▶ 49:30

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Gilbert TaylorIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, The Omen▶ 42:15