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‘The Nice Guys’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Rob Mahoney

March 24, 2026 · The Nice Guys (2016) · Action · Comedy · Crime · 1:29:33 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsRyan GoslingDiscusses Ryan Gosling as obviously in the running and how he benefited by showing his range across multiple genres, but doesn't give a definitive pick▶ 13:15
Chris RyanRyan GoslingPraises Gosling's willingness to be vulnerable and take comedic risks that other young actors won't take, calling him 'your number one guy' of this generation▶ 15:16
Rob MahoneyRyan GoslingEmphasizes both Gosling's willingness to embarrass himself and Russell Crowe's essential counterweight performance, suggesting both benefited significantly▶ 14:24

Would Roger Ebert Have Liked This Movie

Bill SimmonsThree and a half stars - Ebert would have loved Gosling and liked these goofy genre movies▶ 25:02
Chris RyanThree stars - would have thought it was pretty convoluted▶ 24:40

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill Simmonsthe porn party scene▶ 32:56
Chris Ryanthe porn party scene (though emphasizes the Chet kid scene as what makes the movie special)▶ 32:58
Rob Mahoneythe porn party scene▶ 31:26

Best Quote

Chris RyanWhich one of you cock and balls? 20 bucks.▶ 45:39

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsHolly (the 13-year-old girl character) as a movie trope, though he likes the performance▶ 46:34
Chris RyanHolly's presence in too many adventures, questioning if the movie would be better if she stayed home for half of them▶ 46:21
Rob MahoneyKim Basinger - she's off register and sticks out in this mode/genre▶ 47:12

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsHad trouble finding what's aged the worst because the movie's aged really well and it's set in the 70s when it's supposed to age badly▶ 50:22
Chris RyanThe exterior shots of LA that were actually filmed in downtown Atlanta - you can tell the streets are too narrow or there's too much foliage in different places▶ 50:29

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsMargaret QualleyBlue face dialing it up the whole time, and Qualley's monologue where she screams 'it's not a porn!'▶ 51:48

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsKeith DavidSays there are no casting what-ifs because the movie just came out, mentions Keith David as 'best that guy' and Bo Knapp as Blueface▶ 59:45
Chris RyanLois SmithLois Smith as the old lady with the Coke bottle glasses▶ 1:00:07
Rob MahoneyBeau KnappBo Knapp doing Sacha Baron Cohen energy as Blueface▶ 1:00:16

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsTy SimpkinsLance Valentine (the little kid with the big dick) - only in one scene, perfect Dion performance▶ 1:00:36

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsRussell CroweCrowe for Rob personally; Gosling with this movie and La La Land; discusses various other Apex Mountains including Shane Black for Lethal Weapon 1, Keith David for The Thing, 1977 as greatest year▶ 1:02:32
Chris RyanRyan GoslingDiscusses whether Gosling has more cachet post-Barbie than after La La Land; agrees Shane Black's Apex Mountain is Lethal Weapon 1▶ 1:03:07

Hanks or Cruise

Bill SimmonsTom CruiseCruise for John Boy role, Hanks for the lead role▶ 1:06:07
Chris RyanTom HanksHanks for Holland March (Russell Crowe's character) at a different time in his life, like late 80s after Punchline▶ 1:05:58
Rob MahoneyTom CruiseSuggested Cruise in one of the supporting parts who shows up▶ 1:05:53

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsZane LoweSuggested Zane Lowe interviewing John Boy, then proposed combining Zane Lowe with Leo's Blood Diamond character▶ 1:12:29
Chris RyanZane LowePerformed an elaborate Zane Lowe impression interviewing John Boy about being named after a Walton character▶ 1:12:32

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsRyan GoslingGosling for Best Actor▶ 1:15:21
Chris RyanRyan GoslingAgrees with Gosling for Best Actor, praising his reactions and delivery that make lines funnier than they would be on the page▶ 1:15:25
Rob MahoneyRyan GoslingSupports Gosling, highlighting how he sells every moment with winks and eyebrow raises when the character thinks he's being smart▶ 1:15:50

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsHow long did the Nice Guys Agency keep going before Jackson Healy died of a massive heart attack?▶ 1:17:53
Chris RyanLike two years later? Or how March gets his child taken away by protective services? Imminent.▶ 1:17:59

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsSometimes you just win▶ 1:20:49
Rob MahoneySometimes there's two ways to look at something▶ 1:20:51

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsThe Other GuysThe Nice Guys paired with The Other Guys - calling it 'Guys Night' or 'Nice Guys Night'▶ 1:21:31
Chris RyanNo Sudden MoveNo Sudden Move (Steven Soderbergh movie with Don Cheadle) - pairing it with The Nice Guys because both are Detroit crime films▶ 1:21:06
Rob MahoneyMichael ClaytonSuggested drama-comedy pairing like Michael Clayton or The Pelican Brief - another corporate conspiracy movie. Found Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 'too easy'▶ 1:21:16

Movies Referenced (79)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Neighbors (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney▶ 22:54
Blood Diamond (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗10Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney▶ 10:35
Gladiator (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney, Chris Ryan▶ 57:06
La La Land (2016)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Rob Mahoney▶ 9:38
Iron Man 3 (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 21:41
Lethal Weapon (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 16:32
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney, Chris Ryan▶ 21:40
They Live (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 1:04:19
The Other Guys (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 1:21:30
American History X (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 10:22
Barbie (2023)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 11:33
Boogie Nights (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 4:22

Directors Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Warren BeattyIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsHeaven Can Wait▶ 14:38
Anthony D. SyracuseIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 20:18
Bridget JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Rob Mahoney▶ 34:50
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 45:55
Steven SoderberghIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 1:21:06

Actors Referenced (62)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ryan GoslingIMDb ↗Lb ↗24Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Rob MahoneyBlue Valentine, La La Land▶ 3:29
Russell CroweIMDb ↗Lb ↗19Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney, Chris RyanGladiator, A Beautiful Mind▶ 6:41
Keith DavidIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThey Live, Armageddon▶ 20:59
Holly HunterIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Rob MahoneyBroadcast News▶ 29:33
Kim BasingerIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney, Chris RyanL.A. Confidential, Batman▶ 47:09
Margaret QualleyIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Rob Mahoney, Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsOnce Upon a Time... in Hollywood▶ 17:41
Reggie JacksonIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Rob MahoneyThe Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!▶ 28:30
Wang ChungIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill SimmonsTo Live and Die in L.A., Deadpool▶ 1:02:43
Zane LoweIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:12:20
Avery BrooksIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsAmerican History X▶ 52:48
Demi MooreIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Rob Mahoney, Bill SimmonsStriptease, Indecent Proposal▶ 49:05
Frances McDormandIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsFargo, Almost Famous▶ 48:39

Writers Referenced (7)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Shane BlackIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Rob MahoneyPredator, The Nice Guys, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang▶ 16:31
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Rob Mahoney▶ 24:20
Jackie FilesIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 6:15
Agatha ChristieIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:02:10
Brett HallidayIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsKiss Kiss Bang Bang▶ 21:17
Critical RoleIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:17:29
William GoldmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, All the President's Men, The Princess Bride▶ 14:50

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Lotfi El GordaIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanAquaman, Noah▶ 44:07