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‘A Few Good (Re)Men’ Live From L.A. With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

August 1, 2023 · A Few Good Men (1992) · Drama · Thriller · 1:58:05

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe scene at the end where Caffey and Dawson reconcile - 'Ten hut. Harold, you don't have to wear a patch on your arm to have honor'▶ 50:21
Chris RyanThe scene where Downey doesn't understand that he's been on every discharge▶ 47:50
Sean FennesseyThe courtroom scene where Cruise cuts the guys loose and beats Nicholson - 'And when it went bad, you cut these guys loose'▶ 48:48

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsEarly 90s Tom Cruise - comparing him to a relative you still like but worry about at family gatherings▶ 54:30
Chris RyanThe scene of lying on the couch with a baseball bat, watching baseball in a Hawaiian shirt, being disconnected from modern political anxieties▶ 52:32
Sean FennesseyGuantanamo Bay as the site of corrupt action - noting how it resonates and plays differently now▶ 54:16

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill Simmonsthe Yoo-Hoo▶ 55:11

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsCaffey thinking at the monument▶ 55:14

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill Simmonsthe wide shot at DC▶ 55:24

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsMultiple elements including Demi Moore's miscasting (though he enjoys it), the 'I strenuously object' scene, Christopher Guest as Dr. Stone, Luther the newsstand guy, Downey's character, and Markinson's suicide letter ending with 'Always'▶ 57:56
Chris RyanDemi Moore and Tom Cruise's lack of chemistry and sexual vibes, though not unwatchable▶ 59:51
Sean FennesseyDemi Moore's performance with Sorkin dialogue and Luther the newsstand guy scenes as 'absolute horseshit' and 'some of the dumbest shit ever in a Sorkin movie'▶ 59:59

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsSuggests 'Code Red' as a potential alternative title, then shifts to discussing porn parody titles like 'Dishonorable Discharge' and 'A Few More Good Men'▶ 1:08:56
Chris RyanBriefly suggests 'Two Orders' but immediately rejects it because it gives away the plot▶ 1:08:59

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsThere Is No Markinson▶ 1:09:56

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsQuestions whether Private Santiago deserved to die, suggesting it might have saved lives▶ 1:11:28
Chris RyanDanny Caffey is the Jimmy Butler of law - bad locker room guy who undermines authority but delivers when it matters. Also questions whether this case is even a big deal, just bullying that got out of hand.▶ 1:10:40
Sean FennesseyTom Cruise should have been nominated for and won Best Actor, beating Tom Hanks - should have been the first of three Academy Awards he never received▶ 1:11:53

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJason AlexanderPrefers Jason Alexander over Kevin Pollack for Sam Weinberg role, thinks James Woods would have 'killed us' as Jessup, notes various casting alternatives including Gene Hackman turning down Jessup for Unforgiven▶ 1:14:48
Chris RyanKevin PollakDisagrees with Bill about Jason Alexander being better than Kevin Pollack for Weinberg, prefers not having to think of George Costanza when watching the film▶ 1:14:52
Sean FennesseyJason AlexanderGene Hackman turning down Jessup for Unforgiven was 'obviously a good move' since he won the Oscar, thinks Jason Alexander would have made Weinberg 'more interesting' due to his 'squirmy' quality▶ 1:12:46

Dion Waiters Award

Sean FennesseyWolfgang BodisonDiscusses Wolfgang Bodison's performance going toe to toe with Cruise in the courtroom scenes▶ 1:15:57

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsTom CruiseMentions drunk Tom Cruise as a winner, considers the judge character, and highlights one of three guys interviewing Joe Galloway (played by the 90210 rapist actor)▶ 1:17:15
Chris RyanXander BerkeleyXander Berkeley as Sam and Danny's boss (also Ralph from Heat)▶ 1:17:55
Sean FennesseyMichael DeLorenzoMichael DiLorenzo (from New York Undercover) who plays Santiago▶ 1:18:21

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsDemi MooreNo for Demi Moore▶ 1:23:43

Half-Assed Internet Research

Chris RyanConnecticut lawyers in the 2010s claimed to be the inspiration for Daniel Caffey character, with one having a website claiming 'you may have seen A Few Good Men, that was me' before removing it when investigated by NY Times▶ 1:23:47
Sean FennesseyWilliam Goldman was on retainer at Castle Rock and kept in office to fix scripts on every project they worked on▶ 1:25:28

Racehorse Name Award

Bill SimmonsCode Red, Jessup, or Markinson's gone, The Rocco Columbo School for Women▶ 1:26:21
Chris RyanLactic Acidosis▶ 1:26:02

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsThe all-time movie trope where someone orders 'a beer' and they just bring a beer - never happens in real life▶ 1:36:26
Chris RyanNobody seems to care about keeping the case information secret - they're shouting sensitive details in public places like bars, basketball courts, and softball fields▶ 1:39:13
Sean FennesseyHearing the detailed description of crab eating technique was grotesque and disgusting▶ 1:39:59

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions including: Are we sure Markinson killed himself? How did he get a gun in the hotel room? Can you really make a flight log disappear? What happens if Jessup just never admits the code red?▶ 1:42:33
Chris RyanWhat position did Kathy play in softball? Shortstop - he assigned himself shortstop and would pitch, play short, and bat fourth▶ 1:45:22
Sean FennesseyDid Markinson only kill himself because of Santiago's death or was there other stuff? What would Jessup's punishment have been - prison or dishonorable discharge?▶ 1:42:42

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsThe American PresidentAmerican President (double Sorkin pairing)▶ 1:49:28
Chris RyanTop GunEither Top Gun (Tom Cruise double feature) or Presumed Innocent (legal drama double feature)▶ 1:50:20
Sean FennesseyThe Caine MutinyPaths of Glory and The Caine Mutiny (military courtroom movies, with Caine Mutiny being his preferred pick)▶ 1:49:53

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsYou don't have to have a patch on your arm to have honor▶ 1:53:24

Who Won the Movie

Chris RyanTom CruiseTom Cruise (despite encouraging others to zag)▶ 1:53:45

Is This Movie Better With

Chris RyanCannot determine position from transcript

Movies Referenced (53)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Oppenheimer (2023)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 18:35
Top Gun (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 13:58
Jerry Maguire (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 10:50
Unforgiven (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 24:30
12 Angry Men (1957)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 5:27
Rain Man (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 13:58
Barbie (2023)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 3:21
Batman (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 17:24
Born on the Fourth of July (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Sean Fennessey▶ 10:46
Bright (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 1:02:16
Chinatown (1974)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:24:37
Days of Thunder (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 13:58

Directors Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Rob ReinerIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyThis Is Spinal Tap, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 2:31
William HoffaIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyLimitless, Furious 7, Creed▶ 17:45
Jack DanielsIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 41:34
Paul BellanyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyStardust▶ 0:00
Stanley KubrickIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyA Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon▶ 1:49:54

Actors Referenced (62)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Tom CruiseIMDb ↗Lb ↗42Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanTop Gun, Minority Report▶ 2:28
Jack NicholsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗37Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanChinatown, As Good as It Gets, The Departed▶ 2:29
Charlotte CaffeyIMDb ↗Lb ↗33Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyFast Times at Ridgemont High▶ 8:10
Brian MarkinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗23Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 33:18
Demi MooreIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanStriptease, Indecent Proposal▶ 2:30
Kevin BaconIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanFootloose, Hollow Man▶ 19:53
Danny TrejoIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsMachete, From Dusk Till Dawn, Predators▶ 32:16
Brandon Soo HooIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris RyanTropic Thunder▶ 49:28
Kiefer SutherlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyPhone Booth▶ 19:53
J.T. WalshIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Chris RyanSling Blade▶ 20:05
Wolfgang BodisonIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyA Few Good Men▶ 33:40
Gene HackmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyThe French Connection, The Royal Tenenbaums, Unforgiven▶ 24:40

Writers Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ted JessupIMDb ↗Lb ↗33Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanTed 2▶ 8:55
Aaron SorkinIMDb ↗Lb ↗24Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanA Few Good Men▶ 20:26
William GoldmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, All the President's Men, The Princess Bride▶ 7:06
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 9:42
David AuburnIMDb ↗Lb ↗1The Lake House▶ 1:44:46

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyThe Other Guys▶ 22:46