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‘Big’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Van Lathan

January 24, 2023 · Big (1988) · Comedy · Drama · Fantasy · 1:52:29 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsThe alternate ending has been debunked and isn't true▶ 21:54
Mallory RubinAlternate ending where Josh goes to class, new student named Susan walks in implying she used the Zoltar machine▶ 21:46
Van LathanThe alternate ending would be weird and make the movie totally different, like Donnie Darko▶ 22:17

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsJosh Wakes Up scene, F.A.O. Schwarz piano scene, the 'I don't get it' toy meeting scene, and company cocktail party scene▶ 35:37
Mallory RubinDiscussed scenes through quoted dialogue but didn't clearly state specific picks as most rewatchable▶ 36:09
Van LathanJosh trying to convince his mom he's her son (especially the underwear reveal moment) and Josh checking into the gross hotel room▶ 36:32

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsJosh eating cocktail party food, specifically nibbling the baby corn▶ 40:02
Mallory RubinAgrees with the cocktail party food scene, mentions Josh on the floor with the napkin▶ 40:19
Van LathanAgrees with the baby corn moment and highlights Josh's reaction to the caviar▶ 40:11

Best Quote

Mallory RubinBut I was going to tell you whether Cynthia Benson liked you▶ 56:59

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsMentioned Playland, his apartment, and the law as three options▶ 57:18
Van LathanThe law - described it as looking like another planet and amazing▶ 57:29

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe kidnapping plot logistics - how the kidnapper can call multiple times without police tracing, despite it being the biggest story in NYC▶ 57:38
Van LathanThe kidnapped son writing letters to his mother saying the experience might be good for him, while she's suffering▶ 58:09

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions including why Josh doesn't miss his dad, why have the dad character at all, and how Josh's clothes improved without showing a shopping scene▶ 59:29
Mallory RubinWhat happened to Josh's father? He disappears after the carnival scene and was never abducted despite Josh being missing▶ 58:30

Is There a Better Title?

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJohn TravoltaDiscussed Harrison Ford with Spielberg (too sexy), mentioned De Niro, Dennis Quaid, Richard Dreyfuss, Sean Penn, and Travolta as possibilities - thought Travolta would have been okay but not as good as Hanks▶ 1:11:16
Mallory RubinHarrison FordNoted timing issue with Harrison Ford being after his major roles by 1988▶ 1:12:46
Van LathanHarrison FordThought Harrison Ford could work but agreed it would be a different movie, liked that Travolta could have done it with his 'ingenious dumbness'▶ 1:11:24

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsElizabeth PerkinsElizabeth Perkins (definitive yes), 80s Tom Hanks as separate era (yes), toy companies in movies (yes), Zoltar machine (yes), height markers for amusement park rides (yes), various other items discussed▶ 1:22:24
Mallory RubinLimited participation, mainly clarifies body swap movie subgenres and comments on amusement park height markers still existing▶ 1:24:17
Van LathanElizabeth PerkinsAgrees on Elizabeth Perkins, discusses Tom Hanks' status as biggest movie star, suggests Independence Day for Robert Loggia's apex mountain▶ 1:22:36

Racehorse Name Award

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsJ.T. WalshSuggests multiple actors (Wayne Jenkins, Danny Trejo, Catherine Hunt, Steve Buscemi, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh, Phil Baker Hall) and proposes JT Walsh for the John Hurd part, and Chris Ryan as Wayne Jenkins in Big.▶ 1:37:50
Van LathanDanny TrejoDanny Trejo as the clerk at the St. James▶ 1:38:01

Just One Oscar

Van LathanTom HanksAgrees Hanks is obvious, suggests considering Penny Marshall (director) or Screenplay as alternatives▶ 1:39:14

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsMultiple concerns: Would Josh's comic book idea actually work business-wise? What happens to Susan's psychological state after discovering Josh was a child? Could criminal charges be brought against Susan?▶ 1:42:09
Mallory RubinThe price point for Josh's electronic comic book idea is off - advanced computer chip tech can't be made affordable at $7 cost/$18.95 retail▶ 1:42:16
Van LathanSusan is psychologically destroyed and can never tell anyone what happened, while Josh will likely become an asshole who doesn't go to college▶ 1:42:55

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsIf your boyfriend tells you he's actually a 13-year-old, don't play with his ear, neck, and head as you're saying goodbye - treat him like you're his aunt and he's your little nephew▶ 1:51:32
Van LathanDiscussed the dark potential version of the movie where the relationship becomes inappropriate like Mary Kay Letourneau situation▶ 1:52:00

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (43)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Forrest Gump (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 10:45
Freaky Friday (2003)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 17:00
Home Alone (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 30:49
Philadelphia (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 10:45
Scarface (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 24:38
Toy Story (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 1:21:33
Clueless (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:03:55
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 35:05
Identity (2003)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:18:12
Independence Day (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 1:22:32
Rain Man (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 14:28
Saving Private Ryan (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 9:10

Directors Referenced (8)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Penny MarshallIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Mallory RubinBig, A League of Their Own▶ 32:05
Steven SpielbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsSchindler's List, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Saving Private Ryan▶ 31:56
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 1:13:09
Francis Ford CoppolaIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsApocalypse Now, The Godfather Part II▶ 1:12:05
Mel GibsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsBraveheart, Lethal Weapon 3, Conspiracy Theory▶ 57:38
Dagny Atencio LooperIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van Lathan▶ 1:05:53
Kosta JokicIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 15:50
Sam RaimiIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanSpider-Man, The Evil Dead, Army of Darkness▶ 23:38

Actors Referenced (67)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Tom HanksIMDb ↗Lb ↗46Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Mallory RubinCast Away, Big, Forrest Gump▶ 3:06
Elizabeth PerkinsIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Van Lathan▶ 4:52
John TravoltaIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Mallory RubinPulp Fiction, Get Shorty, Saturday Night Fever▶ 48:08
Robert LoggiaIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill SimmonsBig, Independence Day, Lost Highway▶ 24:22
Jon LovitzIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinA League of Their Own, Rat Race▶ 48:08
Mustafa SpeaksIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Van Lathan▶ 56:06
Judge ReinholdIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill SimmonsBeverly Hills Cop, Fast Times at Ridgemont High▶ 2:42
Lindsay LohanIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill SimmonsMean Girls, The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday▶ 17:00
Harrison FordIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinRaiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, The Fugitive▶ 1:11:16
James BrooksIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Van LathanThe Game▶ 1:01:50
Kerry WashingtonIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan, Mallory Rubin, Bill SimmonsSave the Last Dance▶ 45:45
Danny TrejoIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsMachete, From Dusk Till Dawn, Predators▶ 36:46

Writers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Gary RossIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Hunger Games▶ 31:56
Isaac AsimovIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Mallory RubinBicentennial Man▶ 28:36
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Mallory Rubin▶ 28:14

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanThe Other Guys▶ 26:57