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‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ With Bill Simmons and Juliet Litman

August 5, 2022 · Can't Buy Me Love (1987) · Comedy · Drama · Romance · 1:26:31

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Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsCan't Buy Me Love is one of the most ripped off movies ever - it unlocked the 'I will do anything to be popular' strategy that we've seen for 35 years▶ 3:15
Juliet LitmanAgrees the movie had huge impact and was widely copied, noting it has rare elements in the teen movie pantheon and questioning whether concepts from the film shaped real high school experiences▶ 4:11

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes: Ronald buying/renting Cindy at the store, car wash scene with the terrible poem, airplane graveyard date, African Anteater Ritual dance scene, and Cindy exposing Ronald at the party▶ 27:41
Juliet LitmanAgrees with Bill's picks and emphasizes the Cindy exposing Ronald scene, noting it inspired Can't Hardly Wait and calling it 'pitch perfect'▶ 34:29

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsYoung Patrick Dempsey, Cindy's Volkswagen Cabriolet convertible, 1980s Arizona as a movie locale, the EZA homage connection, Seth Green as the little brother Chucky, and Cindy's moral compass/comebacks▶ 45:08
Juliet LitmanAgreed on Patrick Dempsey becoming A-list, the Volkswagen Cabriolet looking incredible, 1980s Arizona looking awesome with palm trees and Spanish tile, and Cindy's great put-downs▶ 45:19

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe pizza that Ronnie is eating when she invites the guys over▶ 53:49
Juliet LitmanScoop's Tuxedo of Tucson ice cream and the milkshake that Cindy pours on her boyfriend's head▶ 54:11

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsThe airport graveyard▶ 54:48
Juliet LitmanThe airport graveyard (Pima County Air Museum)▶ 54:51

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsRonald's parents - wanted more from them, thought the dad could have been funnier, and all the moms in 80s/early 90s movies were throwaway characters with no personality▶ 55:18
Juliet LitmanAcknowledged it's tough but defended Dennis Dugan's importance as a director▶ 55:33

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsNo, there is no better title▶ 1:00:19

Teddy KGB Award

Dion Waiters Award

Juliet LitmanSharon FarrellCindy's mom▶ 1:05:00

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsAmanda PetersonDempsey no, Peterson yes, lawnmowers no, high school movies no, popularity/striving for popularity movies maybe yes, Courtney Gaines yes, Tucson Arizona discussed▶ 1:09:30
Juliet LitmanMean GirlsMentioned Mad Men lawnmower scene, compared high school movies to old NBA player where game has changed, suggested Mean Girls as better example, agreed Tucson could have been apex▶ 1:09:44

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsThe Volkswagen Cabriolet▶ 1:10:47
Juliet LitmanThe Volkswagen Cabriolet (agrees with Bill)▶ 1:10:50

Racehorse Name Award

Bill SimmonsSlow Clap▶ 1:11:45
Juliet LitmanTuxedo of Tucson▶ 1:11:51

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsPhilip Baker HallPhilip Baker Hall as Ronnie's dad - suspicious, gruff, businesslike, horrified by his two sons▶ 1:18:25
Juliet LitmanPhilip Baker HallPhilip Baker Hall as school principal/teacher▶ 1:18:18

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsPatrick DempseyDempsey for acting▶ 1:18:41

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions: How did they get a Beatles song? Did this movie invent the slow clap? (answered no, credits Brubaker 1980). What happened the next day? How long do the characters date? What memorabilia would you want? (picks the '86 Volkswagen Cabriolet)▶ 1:18:47
Juliet LitmanBeatles song explanation: Michael Jackson owned the catalog and got $110,000. Questions about Ronald's disappointment with space exploration progress and whether he'd work for NASA (though notes he couldn't due to no college counselor)▶ 1:18:50

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsNever sell your friends out; Don't borrow your mom's best piece of clothing without telling her▶ 1:21:39
Juliet LitmanDon't put water on suede when you've stained it; Stay yourself, don't change to please people - 'It's hard enough being yourself, so just be you'▶ 1:22:04

Movies Referenced (35)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Can't Hardly Wait (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons▶ 34:36
Risky Business (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 5:29
Just One of the Guys (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 5:58
Mean Girls (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 14:35
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Juliet Litman▶ 4:32
Children of the Corn (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 36:15
Easy A (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 41:20
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 3:27
Pulp Fiction (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 54:30
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Juliet Litman▶ 13:16
Die Hard (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 3:37
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 26:18

Directors Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
John HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Juliet LitmanPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club▶ 5:44
Steven SpielbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Juliet Litman, Bill SimmonsSchindler's List, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Saving Private Ryan▶ 1:10:41
Dennis DuganIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Juliet LitmanHappy Gilmore, Big Daddy▶ 55:34

Actors Referenced (49)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Patrick DempseyIMDb ↗Lb ↗28Bill Simmons, Juliet LitmanCan't Buy Me Love▶ 7:33
Ronald MillerIMDb ↗Lb ↗20Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 2:21
Amanda PetersonIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Bill Simmons, Juliet LitmanCan't Buy Me Love▶ 7:37
Seth GreenIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Juliet LitmanThe Italian Job, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery▶ 48:30
Big JohnIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 50:40
The BeatlesIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 52:47
Kirk CameronIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 15:54
Lori LoughlinIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 9:23
Philip Baker HallIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Juliet Litman, Bill SimmonsMagnolia, Boogie Nights▶ 1:10:38
Dave MatthewsIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Juliet Litman, Bill SimmonsJust Go with It▶ 55:52
Ethan HawkeIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsTraining Day, Before Sunrise, Before Midnight▶ 41:50
Kid CudiIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Harder They Fall, Don't Look Up, Need for Speed▶ 5:52

Writers Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Bill WalshIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Juliet LitmanMary Poppins▶ 2:55
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 21:38
Chuck LorreIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Juliet Litman▶ 1:08:42
Jeffrey KatzenbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsShrek, Just Like Heaven▶ 1:08:22
Sam LevinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:17:02

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Juliet LitmanThe Other Guys▶ 10:36