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‘Cruel Intentions’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins

August 22, 2023 · Cruel Intentions (1999) · Drama · Romance · 1:21:46 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Amanda DobbinsAgrees the ending is great, specifically mentions Sarah Michelle Gellar and Reese facing off in the bathroom as part of the final sequence▶ 34:07
Bill SimmonsThe ending - the last five minutes with the cocaine necklace reveal and aftermath▶ 32:01
Juliet LitmanOriginally loved the escalator scene most on first viewing, also nominated the pool scene with loud music▶ 30:05

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Amanda DobbinsThe Penn Station timing is a nitpick - the 20 minute call from Queensborough Bridge to arriving at Penn Station doesn't make sense▶ 42:12
Bill SimmonsQuestions about the location of the house (guessing Rye or Harrison in Westchester) and the timing logistics if the movie were made today with Uber▶ 41:49
Juliet LitmanThe house location doesn't make sense for the plot size, thinks it's more like Chappaqua/Katona area of Westchester, and questions the Penn Station escalator timing logistics▶ 41:56

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThe soundtrack, or Sebastian's car▶ 44:31
Juliet LitmanThe soundtrack, though also mentions the real estate▶ 45:08

What's Aged the Worst

Amanda DobbinsThe internet shaming of terror raid and the homophobia▶ 49:24
Bill SimmonsThe internet shaming of terror raid▶ 49:22

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsMultiple trivia facts including: Selma Blair is 3-5 years older than other cast members, producer Neil Moritz contractually required R rating, Smashing Pumpkins' 'To Sheila' was rejected for escalator scene, deleted scene of Sebastian hitting Catherine was filmed, and Bittersweet Symphony cost close to $1 million (10% of budget) after trying 200 other songs▶ 53:11
Juliet LitmanEngaged with SPEAKER_00's trivia by asking clarifying questions about the Rolling Stones lawsuit timeline regarding Bittersweet Symphony and agreeing that using the expensive song was the decision that aged best in the movie▶ 54:53

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsRyan PhillippeYes for Ryan Phillippe - this was his career peak despite headlining other movies that weren't good▶ 55:44
Bill SimmonsSarah Michelle GellarYes for Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy phenomenon plus hosting SNL made this her Apex Mountain▶ 56:33
Bill SimmonsCounting CrowsNo for Counting Crows - their Friends moment was bigger than this movie▶ 57:28
Juliet LitmanRyan PhillippeYes for Ryan Phillippe - agrees this is his Apex Mountain▶ 55:44
Juliet LitmanSarah Michelle GellarYes for Sarah Michelle Gellar - agrees after discussion of her SNL hosting and Buffy peak▶ 57:08
Juliet LitmanCounting CrowsNo for Counting Crows - wanted to give it to them but their Friends moment was bigger▶ 57:31

Picking Nits

Amanda DobbinsWhere are Ness's parents? She's writing essays about staying a virgin and her dad's the headmaster - there's no oversight, it's implausible. The car accident is so slow, he shoves her and then jumps in front of the cab to move the plot forward.▶ 1:02:43
Bill SimmonsWhere are the parents in this movie? Sean Patrick Scott walking out in underwear after being found in the trundle bed. The car accident death scene is dumb and poorly staged. Why did Reese and Catherine pretend they didn't know each other in the bathroom?▶ 1:02:30
Juliet LitmanYou would survive that car accident - it's the kind you see in movies where the person tends to survive. The car accident scene has really bad fighting and looks dumb.▶ 1:05:12

Best Quote

Amanda DobbinsI'm the Marshall fucking Brady of the Upper East Side▶ 1:08:58
Bill SimmonsThis is what I like to call quiet time▶ 1:08:44

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (31)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Scream (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 9:15
She's All That (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons▶ 6:38
Superbad (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 13:39
American Pie (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 5:07
Big Daddy (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:20:36
I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 9:10
Just Go with It (2011)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 1:20:49
Mean Girls (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Amanda Dobbins, Bill Simmons▶ 44:49
Sweet Home Alabama (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 18:31
The Island (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Juliet Litman, Amanda Dobbins▶ 41:23
Twilight (2008)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 14:13
Walk the Line (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 14:47

Directors Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Leslie LibmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 1:35
Chris CornerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Saint, Open Your Eyes▶ 23:12
George ClooneyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Juliet LitmanThe Ides of March, Michael Clayton▶ 59:15

Actors Referenced (59)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ryan PhillippeIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsGosford Park, Crash, Cruel Intentions▶ 4:49
Sarah Michelle GellarIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, Juliet LitmanCruel Intentions▶ 4:47
Selma BlairIMDb ↗Lb ↗16Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsCruel Intentions, Hellboy▶ 11:49
Reese WitherspoonIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsWalk the Line, Legally Blonde▶ 4:50
Christine BaranskiIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Juliet LitmanInto the Woods▶ 15:18
LeBron JamesIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 18:55
Freddie Prinze Jr.IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Juliet Litman, Bill SimmonsShe's All That, I Know What You Did Last Summer▶ 55:57
Power StationIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Amanda Dobbins, Juliet LitmanCommando, National Lampoon's European Vacation▶ 30:28
Richard SideIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Amanda Dobbins, Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons▶ 12:39
Steve SandersIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 44:02
Kate HudsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Amanda Dobbins, Bill SimmonsAlmost Famous, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Bride Wars▶ 38:37
Sean Patrick ThomasIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Juliet Litman, Bill Simmons▶ 35:14

Writers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 17:32

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Stamos TriantafyllosIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsWonder Woman▶ 1:20:00