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‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin

December 31, 2024 · Friday Night Lights (2004) · Action · Drama · Sport · 1:56:48 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThe dramatic filming style with quick cuts - seemed overwhelming in 2004 but now feels normal since every movie uses similar techniques▶ 15:25
Mallory RubinThe editing and cutting style, plus the close-up documentary-style footage that puts you inside the action - feels more appropriate now with modern viewing technology▶ 15:52

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsThe coin toss and game location decision was the only time the movie really dove into the race issues from the book, unlike the book which explored it more thoroughly▶ 44:35
Mallory RubinIt's bizarre that something so consequential as where to play the game would be decided by having a conversation instead of being predetermined▶ 44:07

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsBeing perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you told them the truth. I want you to take a moment. I want you to look each other in the eyes. Put each other in your hearts forever. Boys, my heart is full. My heart is full.▶ 47:55
Mallory RubinBeing perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship to yourself and your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didn't let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is that you did everything that you could. There wasn't one more thing that you could have done. Can you live in that moment as best you can with clear eyes and love in your heart? With joy in your heart. If you can do that, gentlemen, then you're perfect.▶ 46:47

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsConnie BrittonDiscussed the lack of a heat check scene for Connie Britton, criticizing how her role was underutilized as just 'pretty wife clapping in the stands'▶ 1:05:04
Mallory RubinConnie BrittonAgreed that Connie Britton's underutilization was 'unforgivable' and 'damning' given her later TV performance, but focused on critiquing the missed opportunity rather than identifying a heat check moment▶ 1:06:02

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsCoach Gaines, maybe just a bad coach▶ 1:07:32

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsCoach Gaines is a terrible coach - he abused players, made poor strategic decisions, lied to the team about Boobie's injury, didn't get proper medical care for Boobie, and had numerous other coaching failures▶ 1:07:34
Mallory RubinCoach Gaines is not actually a good coach - his coaching decisions were deranged and pathological, particularly lying to the team about Boobie being fine and his poor handling of injured players▶ 1:11:59

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsDidn't have a pick, thought the acting was pretty good and couldn't think of anyone for overacting▶ 1:19:34

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsNo, can't think of a better title for the movie▶ 1:19:40

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJames HetfieldDiscussed multiple director alternatives (Alan J. Pakula, John Abnett, Richard Linklater) and revealed James Hetfield from Metallica was considered for Don's dad role before Tim McGraw was cast▶ 1:22:33
Mallory RubinJames HetfieldReacted positively to the James Hetfield revelation and discussed how a Richard Linklater version would have been totally different but potentially great, comparing it to 'Everybody Wants Some'▶ 1:24:11

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsGarrett HedlundPeter Berg's TV series Friday Night Lights, sports movie coin tosses, horrible sports movie parents (Charlie Billingsley), and Garrett Hedlund in Country Strong▶ 1:30:02
Mallory RubinPeter BergPeter Berg's TV series Friday Night Lights property overall, agrees it's not apex mountain for most individuals despite being a great movie▶ 1:31:21

Hanks or Cruise

Bill SimmonsTom CruiseTom Hanks as Coach Gaines - says 'The answer's Hanks' and agrees with producer Craig that Cruise is too small and doesn't fit in Texas▶ 1:34:55
Mallory RubinTom CruiseTom Cruise as Coach Gaines - argues Cruise could handle the moments of mania and going toe-to-toe with boosters▶ 1:33:54

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsDanny TrejoDanny Trejo as Chavez's dad - appears in a bar scene, fights two guys after someone insults the team, gets beaten near death and has emotional scene with Coach Gaines▶ 1:39:38
Mallory RubinWayne Jenkins as a dirty cop convincing a player to throw a game due to gambling debt, though also suggests him for the coin toss scene▶ 1:40:06

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsWhy didn't Don move out? Couldn't he have just lived on somebody's couch during the season instead of staying home with his abusive dad?▶ 1:42:01
Mallory RubinWhat's to stop two of the three coaches from just weighting the coins in the coin toss - there's absolutely nothing in place to prevent that outcome▶ 1:41:01

Best Double Feature

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsYou may never matter again in your life as much as you do right now▶ 1:48:22
Mallory RubinAlways keep your helmet handy▶ 1:48:28

Who Won the Movie

Mallory RubinPeter BergPeter Berg - leads to one of the best TV shows in history, but also praised Derek Luke's Boobie performance▶ 1:48:33

Movies Referenced (32)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
The Ring (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 22:46
Sling Blade (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 26:04
Den of Thieves (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 34:43
Any Given Sunday (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 17:49
Remember the Titans (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 18:12
All the Right Moves (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 21:25
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 27:22
Moneyball (2011)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 18:21
Hereditary (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 41:43
Side Effects (2013)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Mallory Rubin▶ 2:27
8 Mile (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Mallory Rubin▶ 4:33
A League of Their Own (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 21:59

Directors Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Peter BergIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinVery Bad Things▶ 8:12
Ben AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsArgo, Gone Girl, The Town▶ 11:46
Richard LinklaterIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinBefore Midnight▶ 1:22:53
Alan J. PakulaIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsAll the President's Men▶ 1:22:39
Barry LevinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsRain Man, Wag the Dog▶ 30:19

Actors Referenced (47)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Paul WinchellIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons▶ 16:04
Garrett HedlundIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 31:27
Tom HanksIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinCast Away, Big, Forrest Gump▶ 22:08
Connie BrittonIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 12:44
Tim McGrawIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Mallory Rubin, Bill SimmonsFriday Night Lights, The Blind Side▶ 22:59
Brad LelandIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinDeepwater Horizon, Hancock▶ 12:42
Churton SeasonIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 3:15
Kyle ChandlerIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Mallory Rubin, Bill SimmonsArgo, Manchester by the Sea, Super 8▶ 8:39
Danny TrejoIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsMachete, From Dusk Till Dawn, Predators▶ 1:39:22
Derek LukeIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 31:27
Jay HernandezIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsHostel, Suicide Squad▶ 31:27
Tammy TaylorIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Mallory Rubin▶ 9:07

Writers Referenced (8)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Brian GrazerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsA Beautiful Mind, Apollo 13▶ 14:40
Jason StreetIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 38:40
Taylor SheridanIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinHell or High Water, Wind River▶ 23:35
Buzz BissingerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsFriday Night Lights▶ 33:56
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 34:37
Ron SheltonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsWhite Men Can't Jump▶ 21:56
Roy WilliamsIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:27:26
Taylor WorstIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:04:58

Cinematographers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Other Guys▶ 29:43
Stevan LarnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsCaddyshack▶ 46:21