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‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

June 20, 2023 · Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · Action · Adventure · 1:47:36 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill Simmonsyoung River Phoenix opening sequence with the Cross of Coronado▶ 39:10

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsApex mountain for crucifixes▶ 41:16
Chris RyanApex mountain for the cross of Coronado▶ 41:30
Sean FennesseyThe ExorcistThe power of Christ compels you in The Exorcist as competition for crucifixes▶ 41:37

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsLikes the Holy Grail concept and compares it to the NBA championship trophy giving players legacy powers▶ 54:24
Chris RyanDisagrees with Sean's criticism of the Holy Grail, calls it blasphemy and says the grail myth is a bedrock of Western storytelling▶ 53:36
Sean FennesseyThe Holy Grail mythology doesn't make sense - knights died questing for something that doesn't exist and doesn't grant powers▶ 53:16

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsThe final shot when the indie music kicks in and we get the sunset▶ 58:35

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe grail - water from the grail/Cup of Christ▶ 59:24
Chris RyanNoted that no food is actually consumed in the film▶ 59:15

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill Simmonsthe Blimp restaurant▶ 1:04:25
Chris RyanBlimp Restaurant▶ 59:42
Sean FennesseyWhen Indy and his dad are seated together after they've escaped Austria, having an argument before they go to Berlin▶ 1:04:34

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsAllison Doody - too young at 21 for the roles opposite Connery and Ford▶ 1:05:29
Chris RyanDiscusses various weak elements including the flight sequence to Venice with multiple layovers and dated map sequences, but doesn't clearly pick one definitive weak link▶ 1:09:33
Sean FennesseyAllison Doody - not memorable, though acknowledges she's not bad as an actress▶ 1:06:28

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsSuggested 'Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail' and 'Indiana Jones' Dad' as better alternatives, expressing dissatisfaction with the current title▶ 1:11:55
Chris RyanDiscussed why 'Holy Grail' wasn't used (crusades context) and jokingly suggested 'The one with Sean Connery' like a Friends episode▶ 1:11:57
Sean FennesseyExplained why they didn't use 'Holy Grail' - wouldn't want it too defined by Christian ethos for overseas markets▶ 1:12:03

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsYou lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.▶ 1:12:44
Sean FennesseyMay my armies be the birds and the trees and the rocks.▶ 1:12:55

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsWould trade Temple of Doom for an entire Indiana Jones prequel film with River Phoenix▶ 1:15:05
Sean FennesseyNot a big fan of Temple of Doom personally▶ 1:15:40

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsGregory PeckNotes that Gregory Peck and John Pertwee were backup choices for Connery's role, doesn't know who John Pertwee is, and mentions Amanda Redman turned down Elsa role due to fear of rats▶ 1:16:06

Overacting Award

Chris RyanThe Nazi lady in the castle who screams during her brief appearance▶ 1:16:57
Sean FennesseyMichael ByrneMichael Byrne as Ernst Vogel (SS officer) and John Rhys-Davies for always delivering lines at the top of his register▶ 1:16:52

Half-Assed Internet Research

Chris RyanTom Stoppard, the famous playwright, did some work on the script, particularly dialogue between Connery and Ford▶ 1:21:45
Sean FennesseySpielberg credited Stoppard with almost all of the dialogue, and it feels elevated like the hand of a great writer▶ 1:21:57

Racehorse Name Award

Is This Movie Better With

Chris RyanWayne Jenkins as the Grail Knight▶ 1:30:28

Just One Oscar

Chris RyanSean ConneryAgrees with Sean Connery pick despite noting he just won for Untouchables▶ 1:31:14

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsHarrison Ford has punched more guys in movies than any other actor (specifically normal American guy punches, not martial arts)▶ 1:34:01
Chris RyanAgrees that Harrison Ford has punched the most people in movies▶ 1:34:02
Sean FennesseyInitially suggests Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee might have punched more, but doesn't commit to a definitive counter-position after Bill clarifies he means non-martial arts punching▶ 1:33:48

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsRaiders of the Lost ArkRaiders of the Lost Ark - 'I just think you pair it with Raiders, and you're good to go, right? Don't overthink it.'▶ 1:35:36

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (83)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Rain Man (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 8:18
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons▶ 30:37
Police Academy (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 36:19
Pulp Fiction (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:25:23
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 22:08
Back to the Future (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 11:01
The Fugitive (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 21:55
Empire of the Sun (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 6:03
King Arthur (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 53:50
Schindler's List (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons▶ 8:47
Barbie (2023)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons▶ 46:29
Batman (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 30:21

Directors Referenced (13)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Steven SpielbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗38Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanSchindler's List, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Saving Private Ryan▶ 3:02
Jim SheridanIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsIn the Name of the Father▶ 31:36
Chris ColumbusIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Help▶ 18:01
Woody AllenIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsAnnie Hall▶ 1:32:47
Barry LevinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsRain Man, Wag the Dog▶ 10:37
Clint EastwoodIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyMillion Dollar Baby, Gran Torino, Unforgiven▶ 33:36
Joe DanteIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyGremlins▶ 12:18
Kosta JokicIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 54:32
Oliver StoneIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsBorn on the Fourth of July, Platoon, JFK▶ 1:32:52
Paul BellanyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsStardust▶ 0:00
Peter JacksonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyKing Kong▶ 1:40:50
Peter WeirIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Way Back, Witness▶ 1:32:46

Actors Referenced (75)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Harrison FordIMDb ↗Lb ↗51Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanRaiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, The Fugitive▶ 2:36
Sean ConneryIMDb ↗Lb ↗34Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanDr. No, The Untouchables, The Rock▶ 2:38
Omar DoomIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanInglourious Basterds, Death Proof, Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood▶ 3:02
River PhoenixIMDb ↗Lb ↗13Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanMy Own Private Idaho, Stand by Me, The Mosquito Coast▶ 39:10
Alison DoodyIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanIndiana Jones and the Last Crusade, A View to a Kill▶ 43:55
John Rhys-DaviesIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 1:10:15
Led ZeppelinIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 1:01:38
Buster KeatonIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 46:08
David BlaineIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 26:44
Empire of the SunIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris RyanSex Tape, Hall Pass▶ 6:03
Jamie FoxxIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyCollateral, Django Unchained▶ 27:00
Reggie JacksonIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsThe Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!▶ 7:40

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
George LucasIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, American Graffiti▶ 3:11
Tom StoppardIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanShakespeare in Love, Brazil▶ 1:21:45
Julie SiegeIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean Fennessey▶ 36:39
Sam LevinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 56:16

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Other Guys▶ 1:46:32