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‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins

April 30, 2019 · Mean Girls (2004) · Comedy · 1:22:26 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Amanda DobbinsThe talent show (Jingle Bell Rock performance)▶ 21:49
Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes: the talent show, the sabotage montage, and the four-way phone call▶ 21:45
Juliet LitmanThe talent show, particularly Amy Poehler dancing along with her daughter in the aisle▶ 22:51

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsArmy of Skanks as a fantasy team name and nutrition bar sabotage▶ 32:09
Juliet LitmanAgrees with nutrition bar sabotage, noting how nutrition bars are uniformly not good for you▶ 32:20

Casting What-Ifs

Amanda DobbinsJames FrancoJames Franco would change the movie's energy by taking up more space, which could work for satire but would shift focus from the girls-centered story; acknowledges off-set issues would taint viewing▶ 52:00
Bill SimmonsJames FrancoDiscusses multiple what-ifs: Lohan/McAdams role swap wouldn't work due to McAdams being too old for Katie; James Franco as Aaron Samuels would be 'darker, less jockey'; Elisha Cuthbert as Regina would be interesting but movie is perfect as is▶ 50:49
Juliet LitmanJames FrancoJames Franco would have been good as Aaron Samuels but a different type; questions if Elisha Cuthbert has ever played mean characters, notes she's always likable▶ 51:50

Dion Waiters Award

Half-Assed Internet Research

Amanda DobbinsAmy Poehler would be the hardest cast member to book for a sequel▶ 1:03:06
Bill SimmonsShared extensive trivia including: Mean Girls Day on October 3rd, original title 'Homeschooled', Tina Fey's pitch about 'relational aggression', R-to-PG-13 rating changes, Tim Meadows' real broken hand becoming carpal tunnel subplot, Amanda Seyfried listening to Dido with Lacey Chabert, and Lindsay Lohan's sequel pitches▶ 57:35
Juliet LitmanAmy Poehler would be the hardest cast member to book for a sequel▶ 1:03:06

Apex Mountain

Amanda DobbinsTina FeyTina Fey's apex was later during 30 Rock and Sarah Palin period when 'she literally swung an election'▶ 1:03:51
Bill SimmonsLindsay LohanLindsay Lohan definitive yes, Tina Fey debatable (Mean Girls vs later Sarah Palin/30 Rock period), Tim Meadows maybe, others no including Seyfried and Lacey Chabert, McAdams debatable (this vs Wedding Crashers trilogy peak)▶ 1:03:21
Juliet LitmanRachel McAdamsRachel McAdams apex mountain through cultural impact including the MTV Movie Awards kiss with Ryan Gosling▶ 1:04:33

Joey Pants Award

Amanda DobbinsDaniel FranzeseDamien - 'I think he's just Damien. I think he walks around and people go, Damien!'▶ 1:05:29
Juliet LitmanRajiv SurendraThe woman who ended up in the Ariana Grande video, the nerdy girl who says 'Regina George said X was cool, so I did blah, blah, blah'▶ 1:05:15

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Amanda DobbinsRegina George would have gone to Duke because she can't totally leave her Regina George persona behind▶ 1:17:31
Bill SimmonsRegina George would have gone to Duke or Northwestern for lacrosse and would have become an all-American; Lindsay Lohan and Aaron Samuels broke up at Thanksgiving▶ 1:17:04
Juliet LitmanRegina George would have gone to Williams or a NESCAC school for lacrosse and would have become an all-American; Lindsay Lohan and Aaron Samuels broke up at Thanksgiving after a fight on Halloween▶ 1:17:00

Movies Referenced (36)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Clueless (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, Juliet Litman▶ 2:22
Wedding Crashers (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons▶ 26:48
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman▶ 34:01
John Wick (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 1:06:31
Easy A (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 2:25
Pretty Woman (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 45:25
Cruel Intentions (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 3:52
Freaky Friday (2003)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 9:01
Noah (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 19:40
To All the Boys I've Loved Before (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 2:35
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 3:18
American Pie (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Amanda Dobbins, Bill Simmons▶ 3:47

Directors Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
John HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill SimmonsPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club▶ 6:31
Amy HeckerlingIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Juliet LitmanFast Times at Ridgemont High, Look Who's Talking▶ 7:17
Bridget JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Amanda Dobbins▶ 1:08:36
Cameron CroweIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Juliet LitmanAlmost Famous, Jerry Maguire, Vanilla Sky▶ 6:23

Actors Referenced (62)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Lindsay LohanIMDb ↗Lb ↗45Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsMean Girls, The Parent Trap, Freaky Friday▶ 7:39
Katie HolmesIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, Juliet LitmanBatman Begins▶ 0:53
Rachel McAdamsIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsThe Notebook, Mean Girls, Red Eye▶ 26:16
Tim MeadowsIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Amanda DobbinsMean Girls▶ 23:53
Tina FeyIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsDate Night, Mean Girls▶ 7:19
Amanda SeyfriedIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsMean Girls▶ 0:40
Amy PoehlerIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsInside Out▶ 22:51
Queen BeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins▶ 9:26
Alicia SilverstoneIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, Amanda DobbinsClueless, Blast from the Past▶ 17:12
James FrancoIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Amanda Dobbins, Bill SimmonsSpring Breakers, The Disaster Artist, 127 Hours▶ 51:44
Jason LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsAlmost Famous, Chasing Amy, Vanilla Sky▶ 7:45
Kyle RichardsIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Juliet Litman, Bill SimmonsHalloween▶ 21:23

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Lorne MichaelsIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 58:07
Daniel WatersIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Amanda Dobbins▶ 6:57
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 9:12
Taylor WorstIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Juliet Litman▶ 31:21