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‘Parenthood’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan

February 15, 2022 · Parenthood (1989) · Comedy · Drama · 1:47:52

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Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsLowell Gans and Babaloo Mandel screenwriting team - 'My fucking hitters. They never miss.'▶ 34:56
Chris RyanLowell Gans and Babaloo Mandel - compared them to 'if you had Fitzgerald and Hemingway writing your scripts'▶ 35:12

Apex Mountain

Van LathanSteve MartinSteve Martin - 'Steve was the man at this point'▶ 35:52

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsParenthood was adapted to TV in 1990 with Leo DiCaprio in the Leaf Phoenix role, canceled after 12 episodes; part of late 80s trend of failed movie-to-TV adaptations including Ferris Bueller, Baby Talk, Working Girl, Uncle Buck, Dirty Dancing; Roger Ebert gave Parenthood four stars▶ 36:14
Van LathanDiscussed hackiness of movie-to-TV adaptations, specifically criticized Ferris Bueller TV show's self-referential poster scene with Charlie Schlatter; expressed general skepticism about conversions including Friday Night Lights despite its quality▶ 38:08

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes: opener with Steve Martin and minivan/kids, Larry's hydroponics dinner pitch, principal meeting about Kevin, and the entire birthday party sequence with Cowboy Gil▶ 40:38
Van LathanCowboy Gil from the birthday party sequence▶ 43:21

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsSteve MartinSteve Martin's Little League dance - calls it the best moment of Steve Martin's career▶ 46:52
Van LathanDianne WiestMultiple scenes including Diane Wiest going through the pictures, Larry and his father scene, and the vibrator scene▶ 50:16

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsLeaf Phoenix and Keanu Reeves early performances, the thumb trick, grandma inhaling helium scene, Gary's room scene, Phoenix calling his dad scene, The Cure poster in Julie's room, the tense face expression, and Harley Jane Kozak▶ 57:31
Van LathanKanye West referencing Parenthood in his song 'Gone' with the line about Jennifer Aniston▶ 56:46

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsSchool's handling of Kevin's emotional problems, tower shooting dream sequence, bomb threat joke, and Larry's gambling dialogue▶ 1:07:13
Chris RyanCasual bomb threat joke and Tom Hulse's unconvincing gambling dialogue▶ 1:08:16
Van LathanSchool expelling Kevin for emotional problems and using 'cool' as slang▶ 1:07:35

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsRobin WilliamsDiscussed Robin Williams as alternate for Steve Martin's Gil Buckman role, and Dan Aykroyd as age-appropriate option, but ultimately felt Steve Martin was miscast due to age (44 playing 35) rather than suggesting a definitive replacement▶ 1:13:22
Chris RyanAgreed Steve Martin looked too old for the role but focused more on script issues than casting alternatives▶ 1:13:02

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions posed: Would you watch a 2000 sequel about Cool? What's Kevin Buckman's job now? What memorabilia would you want? Answered wanting Robards' car or Tom Hulse's hair as memorabilia▶ 1:36:02
Chris RyanWould watch Cool sequel (pitched as thriller with Cool searching for Larry in Chile), thinks Kevin Buckman is GM of Padres using advanced analytics▶ 1:36:17
Van LathanWould watch Cool sequel, criticized Cool's name as problematic, thinks Kevin Buckman probably works for The Ringer now▶ 1:36:11

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsRon HowardRon Howard - coming off the Willow bomb, this opened the door for the next 30 years of movies for him▶ 1:40:06
Chris RyanDianne WiestDiane Wiest - she's amazing in every scene, funny and heartbreaking, gets nominated despite less screen time▶ 1:39:05
Van LathanSteve MartinSteve Martin - this role gives him latitude to show the complete limits of his powers, like a five-tool player showing off every skill▶ 1:40:31

Movies Referenced (42)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Amadeus (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:09:58
Apollo 13 (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 26:59
Father of the Bride (1991)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 29:12
Friday Night Lights (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 37:48
American Graffiti (1973)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 31:35
Gladiator (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan▶ 56:20
Good Time (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 53:28
Rachel Getting Married (2008)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 2:51
A Few Good Men (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 33:55
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 20:57
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 38:10
Ghostbusters (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:43:18

Directors Referenced (12)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ron HowardIMDb ↗Lb ↗26Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanA Beautiful Mind▶ 2:18
Amy HulseIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanOnly the Brave, Whiskey Tango Foxtrot▶ 14:50
Mel GibsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsBraveheart, Lethal Weapon 3, Conspiracy Theory▶ 29:30
Ivan ReitmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Van LathanUp in the Air, Ghostbusters▶ 1:43:02
Dennis DuganIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsHappy Gilmore, Big Daddy▶ 1:16:42
Barry LevinsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanRain Man, Wag the Dog▶ 25:01
David LynchIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van Lathan▶ 1:33:23
Gus Van SantIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 58:02
Howard HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van Lathan▶ 1:23:24
Jonathan DemmeIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia, Rachel Getting Married▶ 28:54
Rob ReinerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanThis Is Spinal Tap, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 25:01
Taylor HackfordIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 1:36:26

Actors Referenced (48)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Steve MartinIMDb ↗Lb ↗38Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanThe Jerk▶ 2:18
River PhoenixIMDb ↗Lb ↗22Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Van LathanMy Own Private Idaho, Stand by Me, The Mosquito Coast▶ 15:44
Jason RobardsIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanAll the President's Men, Magnolia, Once Upon a Time in the West▶ 9:29
Keanu ReevesIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Van LathanThe Matrix, Speed, Point Break▶ 17:05
Harley Jane KozakIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris RyanParenthood, When Harry Met Sally...▶ 1:04:27
Helen ShawIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill SimmonsParenthood▶ 14:34
Dan AykroydIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Van LathanGhostbusters▶ 1:52
LeBron JamesIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 41:36
Kathleen TurnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanRomancing the Stone, Peggy Sue Got Married, Body Heat▶ 1:17:33
Clint HowardIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsHow the Grinch Stole Christmas▶ 47:22
John KrukIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan▶ 54:27
Neil DiamondIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 1:25:58

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Tommy LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanVanilla Sky▶ 55:17
Brian GrazerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsA Beautiful Mind, Apollo 13▶ 35:12
James CameronIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanAvatar, Aliens, Terminator 2: Judgment Day▶ 1:22:28
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 39:04

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanThe Other Guys▶ 26:46