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‘Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan

November 7, 2023 · Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves (1991) · Action · Adventure · Drama · 1:32:10

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsRobin Hood escaping at the beginning▶ 38:44

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsMovies where they take the star and throw a crazy wig and crazy beard on them, citing Seagal in Hard to Kill as the best example▶ 39:39

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsFryer Tuck's mead▶ 55:23

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill Simmonsthe waterfall▶ 55:29

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsArrow Vision - the slow-mo shot of the arrow coming straight out of his blue eyes▶ 55:38
Chris RyanThe shot when Rob says 'I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon' and they shoot up the tower and he says 'and then it begins' as it zips out▶ 56:19
Van LathanArrow Vision - the slow-mo shot with arrows coming through and the arrow coming straight out of his blue eyes▶ 55:40

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsCostner's lack of accent effort (highlighted when Connery comes in with proper accent), the near-rape scene with Mid-Marion, Costner's hair/appearance, John's wife not being attractive enough, and Christian Slater being wasted▶ 56:37
Chris RyanGiant waste of Christian Slater - keeping him as a drag character harboring secrets instead of utilizing his charisma▶ 1:00:42
Van LathanThe near-rape scene being played comedically, Costner's weird neck/appearance, and Christian Slater being underutilized with his soul-crushing secret subplot▶ 58:22

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsRobin Hood: Marion wants some / Robin Hood: Marion needs it▶ 1:03:32
Chris RyanKeep the original title, doesn't need 'Prince of Thieves' but it was pretty good▶ 1:03:16
Van LathanKeep 'Prince of Thieves' - it was 90s cool and helped differentiate from other Robin Hood movies▶ 1:03:21

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsA wise man once said, there are no perfect men in the world, only perfect intentions▶ 1:03:43
Chris RyanBecause it's dull, you twit. It'll hurt more▶ 1:03:51

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsGame of Thrones ripped off this entire movie - same premise of people walking through forests saying weird shit, with someone kidnapped▶ 1:06:09
Chris RyanThe sheriff is doomed after he kills his own cousin because you can't trust someone like that in the locker room and he has no muscle left▶ 1:05:24
Van LathanAzeem should have been leading the people instead of Robin Hood because he had the technology and didn't get enough credit▶ 1:05:46

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsMel GibsonPresents multiple casting what-ifs: Mel Gibson was offered the lead but passed after Hamlet; Robin Wright was supposed to be Maid Marian but became pregnant; Nicole Kidman, Patsy Kensit, Elizabeth Hurley were considered for Marian; Richard E. Grant was supposed to be sheriff but did Hudson Hawk; John Cleese proposed for King Richard; Cary Elwes and Johnny Depp allegedly turned down roles▶ 1:07:15
Chris RyanNicole KidmanNotes Nicole Kidman as 'most interesting' option for Maid Marian and expresses skepticism about Cary Elwes turning down Robin Hood role▶ 1:07:54
Van LathanDiscusses Elizabeth Hurley's career timing and reflects on the weird Tony scene, but doesn't offer specific casting preferences▶ 1:08:08

Overacting Award

Chris RyanAlan RickmanAlan Rickman - suggests adding him to the award name itself because he's so far off menu▶ 1:09:24

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsAlan RickmanAlan Rickman - debating between Die Hard and Robin Hood, but leans toward Dances with Wolves being Costner's apex in 1991 when he won Oscars▶ 1:15:32
Chris RyanKevin CostnerKevin Costner - argues this was his apex mountain as his most commercial movie bookended by Oscar triumph and best work▶ 1:15:35
Van LathanKevin CostnerBows and arrows in movies (though mentions Hunger Games competition), Alan Rickman, and agrees this period was Kevin Costner's peak before his decline▶ 1:15:15

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

Bill SimmonsSuggests a Marion softcore porn version that could be made on Netflix▶ 1:22:50
Chris RyanWants to see the Nottingham spec script made - Robin Hood story from the sheriff's perspective where the sheriff is the hero and Robin Hood is a prick▶ 1:22:12
Van LathanAgrees that the Nottingham movie would be amazing to see, likes when they do crazy shit like that▶ 1:22:43

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsSamuel L. JacksonSam Jackson as Zim's brother who comes in the last 20 minutes▶ 1:24:02
Chris RyanSamuel L. JacksonSam Jackson as Zim would be 'absolutely fucking incredible'▶ 1:23:52
Van LathanSamuel L. JacksonAgrees with Sam Jackson addition - 'another painted man' as Zim's brother Hakeem▶ 1:24:12

Just One Oscar

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsAzeem stays in England because he's the smartest person there▶ 1:27:04
Chris RyanPeople in England at this time had never seen explosions before, which explains their shocked reactions▶ 1:25:07
Van LathanAzeem stayed and had kids, creating light-skinned descendants still in England▶ 1:27:14

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsRehearse before you do a movie - give yourself a couple weeks, commit▶ 1:27:19

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (60)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Robin Hood (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗66Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris Ryan▶ 2:16
The Witch (2015)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 22:04
Die Hard (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 23:35
Dances with Wolves (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 7:06
Batman (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 7:19
Hancock (2008)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan▶ 16:46
Unforgiven (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 31:05
King Richard (2021)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 46:12
Philadelphia (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 53:25
Sleeping with the Enemy (1991)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 11:01
True Romance (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 30:44
Air Force One (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 17:08

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Kevin CostnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗69Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanDances with Wolves, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 2:39
Ben AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsArgo, Gone Girl, The Town▶ 7:19
Kevin ReynoldsIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris RyanWaterworld, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 13:14
Ridley ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris RyanThe Martian, Blade Runner▶ 12:12
Mel GibsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Van LathanBraveheart, Lethal Weapon 3, Conspiracy Theory▶ 1:07:15
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 1:07:23

Actors Referenced (64)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Alan RickmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗32Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Van LathanDie Hard, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 4:28
Morgan FreemanIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Van LathanSe7en, Driving Miss Daisy, Million Dollar Baby▶ 28:22
Bill CosbyIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris Ryan▶ 1:51
Sean ConneryIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Van LathanDr. No, The Untouchables, The Rock▶ 6:07
The GameIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Van LathanStreet Kings, The A-Team, Coach Carter▶ 9:25
Kelly LeBrockIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanWeird Science, Hard to Kill▶ 40:06
Will SmithIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Van Lathan, Chris RyanMen in Black, I Am Legend▶ 16:46
Bryan AdamsIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Chris RyanRobin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 3:32
Wyatt EarpIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Chris RyanTombstone▶ 8:33
Bruce WillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsDie Hard, Pulp Fiction▶ 23:35
Joe BidenIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 1:29:47
Johnny DeppIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 1:08:59

Writers Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 3:24
Andrew CosbyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:30:18
Charles AddamsIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Addams Family▶ 27:26
Frank DarabontIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, The Mist▶ 32:30
Lawrence KasdanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanThe Big Chill▶ 8:42
Winston GroomIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsForrest Gump▶ 35:38