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‘The Karate Kid’ With Bill Simmons and Ryen Russillo

March 26, 2020 · The Karate Kid (1984) · Action · Drama · Family · 1:51:40 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsFirst beach fight scene and Halloween fight scene - discusses both in detail as rewatchable moments▶ 29:43

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsThe Karate KidThis is his apex mountain right here▶ 58:49
Ryen RussilloThe Karate KidAgrees this is apex mountain▶ 58:52

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsBill Conti's music, decision not to use original ending, golf and stuff entertainment complex/date montage location, Mrs. LaRusso on Mount Rushmore of 80s pop culture moms, and 'get him a body bag' line▶ 1:00:13
Ryen RussilloAgrees with 'get him a body bag' line and Tommy's performance, appreciates the sincere mother-son restaurant scene with Mrs. LaRusso▶ 1:04:28

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsRandee HellerRandy Heller (who plays the mom) - citing her roles in Fast Break, The White Shadow, The Karate Kid, and Melrose Place▶ 1:16:47
Ryen RussilloChad McQueenMentioned Dutch (Chad McQueen) as most psychotic Cobra Kai guy, but Bill noted he's Steve McQueen's son so not really 'that guy' category▶ 1:17:42

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsMartin KoveNarrowed down to three nominees: John Crease, Dutch (Chad McQueen), and the karate tournament announcer. Initially favored the announcer but agreed to give it to Crease▶ 1:21:05

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsSarah Jessica ParkerSarah Jessica Parker as the best friend - suggests the movie needed at least one 'semi smoking hot friend' for the Cobra Kai guys to pursue▶ 1:26:29
Ryen RussilloSarah Jessica ParkerAgrees with Sarah Jessica Parker casting - supports the idea that Dutch, Tommy, and Bobby would complain about the current friends and want better options▶ 1:26:52

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsExtensive trivia including: movie backstory as Rocky ripoff, Bananarama's Cruel Summer chart success, Ralph Macchio keeping the yellow car, Pat Morita's drinking scene almost cut, deleted cafeteria fight scenes, product placement issues, and various production facts▶ 1:27:01
Ryen RussilloAdded details about the 1948 Ford Super Deluxe Club convertible, praised William Zabka's athleticism and footwork, discussed deleted scenes showing Daniel's maturity confronting Johnny, and emphasized Zabka's impressive martial arts abilities despite being a wrestling background▶ 1:28:02

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsRalph Macchio's awkward kissing where he attacks her upper lip, though he defends it as character-appropriate for an awkward kid▶ 1:37:35
Ryen RussilloRalph Macchio's kissing scene is so bad it makes you think he's a bad kisser in real life▶ 1:37:14

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsMentions several quotes including 'man who can catch fly with chopsticks can do anything' and 'what's the matter? Mommy not here to address you,' but identifies 'sweep the leg' or 'get him a body bag' as the top contenders, with 'sweep the leg' being most culturally enduring▶ 1:37:56

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions: Daniel went to Cal Fullerton, Johnny went to Duke (friends with Danny Ferry), Allie went to USC, Dutch's first name was probably Bob/Alex/Kenny Dutch, crane kick led to thousands getting beat up, Miyagi could have saved Kevin Durant in 2019▶ 1:39:11
Ryen RussilloAllie went to Wisconsin then transferred to USC or went to Wheaton College in Mass, LaRusso might have peaked at the tournament and only made it to junior college, thousands tried the crane kick over 30+ years▶ 1:40:24

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsWilliam ZabkaWilliam Zabka - acknowledges cases could be made for Pat Morita and Ralph Macchio, but ultimately decides Zabka won the movie as the best and hardest part that could have gone wrong in many ways▶ 1:49:13
Ryen RussilloWilliam ZabkaSupports William Zabka for his incredible staying power and how well he's handled his career, also mentions Elizabeth Shue as a winner since she avoided complications with Daniel▶ 1:47:46

Movies Referenced (39)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
The Beach (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗12Ryen Russillo, Bill Simmons▶ 14:02
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo▶ 9:49
Better Off Dead (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo▶ 5:21
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo, Bill Simmons▶ 25:47
Just One of the Guys (1985)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 12:33
Police Academy (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo▶ 9:37
Rushmore (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 33:12
Set It Up (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo▶ 1:32:11
Sucker Punch (2011)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo▶ 51:26
Sunshine (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo▶ 13:43
The Longest Yard (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 4:25
Transformers (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Ryen Russillo▶ 1:14:47

Directors Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
John HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club▶ 10:01
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 1:12:35

Actors Referenced (59)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
William ZabkaIMDb ↗Lb ↗25Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloThe Karate Kid, Hot Tub Time Machine▶ 5:21
Vincent LaRussoIMDb ↗Lb ↗21Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo▶ 2:56
Ralph MacchioIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloThe Karate Kid, My Cousin Vinny▶ 23:57
Pat MoritaIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill SimmonsThe Karate Kid▶ 17:59
Bill CosbyIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 1:03:16
Robert Downey Jr.IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloIron Man, Iron Man 3▶ 1:11:34
Chad McQueenIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsThe Karate Kid▶ 1:17:51
Matt DillonIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloThere's Something About Mary, Crash▶ 27:40
Charlie SheenIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsWall Street▶ 1:11:37
LeBron JamesIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Ryen Russillo, Bill Simmons▶ 1:01:16
Michael JacksonIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 9:13
Sarah Jessica ParkerIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsSex and the City▶ 1:13:50

Writers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Bruce SpringsteenIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Ryen RussilloThe Wrestler, Philadelphia▶ 9:13
Andrew CosbyIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:03:16
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 28:31