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‘The Last of the Mohicans’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

August 11, 2020 · The Last of the Mohicans (1992) · Action · Adventure · Drama · 1:11:01 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes: first ambush, argument with Duncan ('someday I think you and I are going to have a serious disagreement'), Hawkeye's first kiss with Cora, second ambush with Magua ripping out the colonel's heart, waterfall scene ('I will find you'), and the trading scene with Satchem▶ 28:36
Chris RyanAgrees with multiple scenes, particularly emphasizing the waterfall scene ('I will find you') and discussing the first ambush with Magua's tomahawk moment▶ 29:13

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThe music (primary pick), Chingachgook and Uncas father-son relationship, the lacrosse scene, DDL's sarcastic dialogue ('you face north, turn left and walk'), and Magwa's third-person speaking style▶ 43:30
Chris RyanThe music (agreed as top pick), DDL's performance, Wes Studi's performance as Magwa, the romance, and 1750s cultural stereotyping between British and French▶ 43:38

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsBrian CoxLists several casting what-ifs: Brian Cox offered Colonel Monroe (turned down), Andy McDowell considered for Cora Monroe, Jean Reno offered General Montcalm. Discusses how Madeline Stowe and Andy McDowell were interchangeable for roles in that era, concluding Madeline Stowe 'wins' their career battle▶ 51:48
Chris RyanMadeleine StoweEngages in discussion about Madeline Stowe vs Andy McDowell interchangeability, questions whether Madeline Stowe could have starred in Four Weddings and a Funeral but agrees she could have▶ 52:41

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsTerry KinneyTerry Kinney (the guy from Oz who plays John Cameron/Settler)▶ 53:08

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsMike PhillipsSatchim (played by Mike Phillips) - praised his 5-minute performance, demeanor, lines about white men and darkness, and how he brokers the trade▶ 54:05

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsShared multiple production facts: costume designer Jay Matcheson left due to artistic differences with Michael Mann, movie was delayed from summer '92 to September due to Mann's 3-hour cut, 900 Native Americans were employed, Russell Means was 52 and ran for VP with Larry Flynt in 1984, and expressed skepticism about DDL and Stowe's alleged prank war▶ 57:34
Chris RyanContributed to the discussion by questioning the believability of the DDL prank story, noting the contradiction between his method acting commitment and participating in modern pranks▶ 59:12

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsWes StudiNot Daniel Day-Lewis (There Will Be Blood is his apex). Not Michael Mann (Heat is his apex). Yes for Wes Studi, Madeline Stone, Jodie May. Yes for full-scale tomahawk throws, falling off cliff into waterfall, and Colonial Frontier movies as a genre▶ 1:00:35
Chris RyanDaniel Day-LewisAgrees it's not DDL's apex mountain but discusses it could be argued. Yes for tomahawk throws and Colonial Frontier movies. Suggests it might be apex for Revolutionary War era movies▶ 1:00:37

Best Quote

Chris RyanStay alive. You're going to Kentucky. Go face south. Turn left.▶ 1:06:29

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsWho we were supposed to be rooting for between the English and the French▶ 1:07:19

Who Won the Movie

Chris RyanDaniel Day-LewisDaniel Day-Lewis - agrees it's among his favorite DDL performances and notes he became a household name/A-list celebrity from this movie▶ 1:07:45

Movies Referenced (34)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Miami Vice (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 3:05
Gladiator (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 20:35
Unforgiven (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 2:03
Malcolm X (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 22:34
Public Enemies (2009)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 8:28
Dances with Wolves (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 9:01
Moon (2009)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 27:53
There Will Be Blood (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:00:43
Titanic (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 8:01
12 Monkeys (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 40:22
2012 (2009)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:06:17
Aliens (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 39:46

Directors Referenced (8)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael MannIMDb ↗Lb ↗37Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Insider, Collateral, The Last of the Mohicans▶ 1:18
Tony ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris RyanUnstoppable, True Romance▶ 20:35
Mel GibsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsBraveheart, Lethal Weapon 3, Conspiracy Theory▶ 12:49
Andrew DavisIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Fugitive, Under Siege▶ 1:02:12
David LeanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanLawrence of Arabia▶ 20:25
John CameronIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 53:12
John ColoradoIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsHancock▶ 27:57
Stanley KubrickIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanA Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon▶ 20:25

Actors Referenced (34)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Daniel Day-LewisIMDb ↗Lb ↗21Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThere Will Be Blood, The Last of the Mohicans, Lincoln▶ 0:45
The GameIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Chris RyanStreet Kings, The A-Team, Coach Carter▶ 22:23
Al PacinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanDog Day Afternoon, The Godfather▶ 24:55
Russell MeansIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Last of the Mohicans, Natural Born Killers▶ 17:26
Randy EdelmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Last of the Mohicans, Six Days Seven Nights▶ 56:32
Wes StudiIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsThe Last of the Mohicans, Heat▶ 17:26
Alicia SilverstoneIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris RyanClueless, Blast from the Past▶ 54:56
Drew BarrymoreIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsCharlie's Angels, 50 First Dates, Never Been Kissed▶ 55:03
Jon StewartIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsJay and Silent Bob Strike Back▶ 40:33
Terry KinneyIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Little Things▶ 53:08
Val KilmerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Doors, The Saint, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang▶ 21:06
Angelina JolieIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMaleficent, Changeling▶ 40:31

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Malcolm XIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsMalcolm X▶ 22:34
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 24:39