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‘Tin Cup’ With Bill Simmons, Joe House, and Craig Horlbeck

September 16, 2025 · Tin Cup (1996) · Comedy · Drama · Romance · 1:57:18 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsWhen he shoots the 62 and basically the last 40 minutes of the movie (until the last five minutes)▶ 54:29
Craig HorlbeckThe whole last hour when they get to the US Open, specifically the scene where Roy has the shanks while warming up▶ 53:59
Joe HouseThe beginning scene with the golf setup, poetry, and 'grip it and rip it' / 'let the big dog eat' dialogue▶ 53:30

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe Waffle House scene between tournament rounds▶ 1:03:42
Craig HorlbeckAgrees with Waffle House but offers honorable mention for the bourbon and Maalox drinking scene▶ 1:04:04
Joe HouseThe Waffle House scene where Roy insists on staying there instead of going somewhere fancier▶ 1:03:19

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsThe 18th hole with the water (golf course in Houston that was rejiggered for the movie)▶ 1:05:30
Joe HouseAgrees with the 18th hole, clarifies it wasn't rejiggered and the hole exists as a playable par four▶ 1:05:40

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe movie should end when he says 'nice part, David' instead of going on for five more minutes with unnecessary plot resolution▶ 1:11:47
Craig HorlbeckThe movie has no lesson to take away from it, which sports movies should have; also mentioned the entire stripper storyline as cuttable▶ 1:07:56
Joe HouseA golf pro getting the shanks at the US Open and not being able to fix it, especially the extreme level of shanking shown▶ 1:10:35
Joe HouseCharacter inconsistency - Roy McAvoy alternates between being a philosophical genius quoting Carl Sandberg and a yokel who doesn't understand big words; also noted the ex-girlfriend stripper was too old to be credible as Costner's love interest▶ 1:09:56

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsDoesn't think there's a lot that has aged badly about this movie - it kind of holds up▶ 1:18:13

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsGary McCordGary McCord - acknowledges it's not technically overacting but says he's in a different movie▶ 1:18:20

Teddy KGB Award

Bill SimmonsGary McCordGary McCord - hamming it up as an announcer, tonally mismatched with the scripted movie▶ 1:18:28
Craig HorlbeckRene RussoRene Russo - has moments where she's 'downed up quite a bit,' specifically yelling on hole 18▶ 1:19:02
Joe HouseGary McCordDefends Gary McCord, saying it's just pure McCord being himself▶ 1:18:39
Joe HouseGary McCordAgrees McCord is 'too much' but defends the casting choice as getting what you expect from him▶ 1:18:50

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsYou could switch the two male leads and the movie still works - Don Johnson could be Roy McAvoy and Costner could be David Sims▶ 1:21:27
Craig HorlbeckRoy McAvoy is an all time choke artist with no clutch in him at all - when the lights are brightest, he flops▶ 1:20:36

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsDon JohnsonKevin Costner - no (Dances with Wolves was his apex); Don Johnson - yes (Miami Vice); Renee Russo - possibly this movie; Golf movies - Caddyshack still #1; Armadillos - possibly; Seven Iron - yes; Sports losses in movies - Rocky 1 is the apex▶ 1:34:01
Craig HorlbeckRockyWest Texas locations - Friday Night Lights; Unexpected sports losses - proposed this as category, mentioned Friday Night Lights, Remember the Titans, League of Their Own but agreed Rocky 1 is apex▶ 1:35:15
Joe HouseCaddyshackCheech - possibly his second act with Cars/Dora; Golf movies - Caddyshack over Tin Cup despite Tin Cup's realism; Rocky 1 for sports losses▶ 1:34:19
Joe HouseCaddyshackRenee Russo - maybe Lethal Weapon 3/4 were bigger; Golf movies - definitely Caddyshack; Jim Nantz - not his career apex; Seven Iron - good apex candidate due to tournament inspired by movie▶ 1:35:29

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsMike and the Mad Dog▶ 1:44:53
Joe HouseMike and the Mad Dog in the closing credits/last five minutes doing the day after▶ 1:45:25

Just One Oscar

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions: Is this or Happy Gilmore the most revered golf movie? What happened to Roy the next day? What memorabilia would you want?▶ 1:46:28
Craig HorlbeckHappy Gilmore more famous due to Sandler and slapstick; Roy becomes jealous like David Sims; wants Happy Gilmore or Caddyshack for double feature▶ 1:46:56
Joe HouseHappy Gilmore is more popular due to authenticity with PGA; Roy would get sponsors but blow the money; wants Thomas Crown Affair for double feature▶ 1:47:16
Joe HouseRoy might get drunk and beat himself up over losing; wants stuffed armadillo/pelican or broken three wood memorabilia; Caddyshack for double feature▶ 1:47:46

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsKevin CostnerCostner - acknowledges Jim Nance but settles on Costner as 'the answer' due to this being the end of his incredible A-list run▶ 1:52:53
Craig HorlbeckJim NantzJim Nance - 'It's probably Costner, but part of me wants to say Jim Nance'▶ 1:52:18
Joe HouseKevin CostnerCostner - 'the whole thing's a vehicle for him'▶ 1:52:49
Joe HouseJim NantzImplied agreement with Jim Nance - 'I mean, it's easy for me'▶ 1:52:23

Movies Referenced (43)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Happy Gilmore (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Joe House▶ 8:50
Miami Vice (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig Horlbeck▶ 26:54
Friday Night Lights (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Joe House▶ 1:31:41
Happy Gilmore 2 (2025)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 10:57
Shooter (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 1:07:40
For Love of the Game (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 10:10
Waterworld (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 14:00
Dances with Wolves (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:34:06
Field of Dreams (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 10:10
Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Joe House▶ 23:36
Remember the Titans (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 11:22
Set It Up (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joe House, Bill Simmons▶ 46:13

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Kevin CostnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗56Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig HorlbeckDances with Wolves, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves▶ 1:57
Ralph LaurenIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Joe HouseAnnie Hall▶ 56:22
Clint EastwoodIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMillion Dollar Baby, Gran Torino, Unforgiven▶ 25:12
Felipe Fernández del PasoIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsFrom Dusk Till Dawn, Desperado▶ 30:34
Jacob HairIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:22:56
Mel GibsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsBraveheart, Lethal Weapon 3, Conspiracy Theory▶ 25:12

Actors Referenced (78)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Don JohnsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗27Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Joe HouseDjango Unchained▶ 16:27
Rene RussoIMDb ↗Lb ↗20Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig HorlbeckNightcrawler, The Thomas Crown Affair, Ransom▶ 15:13
Sabrina OpenIMDb ↗Lb ↗19Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig HorlbeckEternals▶ 2:52
Cheech MarinIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Joe HouseTin Cup▶ 44:50
Gary McCordIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Joe House, Bill Simmons, Craig HorlbeckTin Cup▶ 11:53
Phil MickelsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill SimmonsTin Cup▶ 31:11
Great WhiteIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons▶ 2:04
Nick FaldoIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Joe HouseHappy Gilmore 2▶ 17:48
Craig StadlerIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Craig HorlbeckTin Cup▶ 31:18
Peter JacobsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Joe HouseSmile 2, Fly Me to the Moon▶ 12:19
Tom HanksIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Craig HorlbeckCast Away, Big, Forrest Gump▶ 1:39:03
Chris RockIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Craig HorlbeckThe Longest Yard▶ 41:09

Writers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Ron SheltonIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig HorlbeckWhite Men Can't Jump▶ 2:04
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 33:38
John NorvilleIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsJungle Cruise, Tin Cup▶ 21:42