‘Tin Cup’ With Bill Simmons, Joe House, and Craig Horlbeck
September 16, 2025 · Tin Cup (1996) · Comedy · Drama · Romance · 1:57:18 · ▶ Listen on Spotify
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Most Rewatchable Scene
Bill SimmonsWhen he shoots the 62 and basically the last 40 minutes of the movie (until the last five minutes)▶ 54:29
Craig HorlbeckThe whole last hour when they get to the US Open, specifically the scene where Roy has the shanks while warming up▶ 53:59
Big Kahuna Burger Award
Craig HorlbeckAgrees with Waffle House but offers honorable mention for the bourbon and Maalox drinking scene▶ 1:04:04
Den of Thieves Benihana Award
Bill SimmonsThe 18th hole with the water (golf course in Houston that was rejiggered for the movie)▶ 1:05:30
Butch's Girlfriend Award
Bill SimmonsThe movie should end when he says 'nice part, David' instead of going on for five more minutes with unnecessary plot resolution▶ 1:11:47
Craig HorlbeckThe movie has no lesson to take away from it, which sports movies should have; also mentioned the entire stripper storyline as cuttable▶ 1:07:56
What's Aged the Worst
Bill SimmonsDoesn't think there's a lot that has aged badly about this movie - it kind of holds up▶ 1:18:13
Overacting Award
Bill SimmonsGary McCord — Gary McCord - acknowledges it's not technically overacting but says he's in a different movie▶ 1:18:20
Teddy KGB Award
Bill SimmonsGary McCord — Gary McCord - hamming it up as an announcer, tonally mismatched with the scripted movie▶ 1:18:28
Craig HorlbeckRene Russo — Rene Russo - has moments where she's 'downed up quite a bit,' specifically yelling on hole 18▶ 1:19:02
Joe HouseGary McCord — Agrees McCord is 'too much' but defends the casting choice as getting what you expect from him▶ 1:18:50
Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award
Bill SimmonsYou could switch the two male leads and the movie still works - Don Johnson could be Roy McAvoy and Costner could be David Sims▶ 1:21:27
Craig HorlbeckRoy McAvoy is an all time choke artist with no clutch in him at all - when the lights are brightest, he flops▶ 1:20:36
Apex Mountain
Bill SimmonsDon Johnson — Kevin Costner - no (Dances with Wolves was his apex); Don Johnson - yes (Miami Vice); Renee Russo - possibly this movie; Golf movies - Caddyshack still #1; Armadillos - possibly; Seven Iron - yes; Sports losses in movies - Rocky 1 is the apex▶ 1:34:01
Craig HorlbeckRocky — West Texas locations - Friday Night Lights; Unexpected sports losses - proposed this as category, mentioned Friday Night Lights, Remember the Titans, League of Their Own but agreed Rocky 1 is apex▶ 1:35:15
Joe HouseCaddyshack — Cheech - possibly his second act with Cars/Dora; Golf movies - Caddyshack over Tin Cup despite Tin Cup's realism; Rocky 1 for sports losses▶ 1:34:19
Joe HouseCaddyshack — Renee Russo - maybe Lethal Weapon 3/4 were bigger; Golf movies - definitely Caddyshack; Jim Nantz - not his career apex; Seven Iron - good apex candidate due to tournament inspired by movie▶ 1:35:29
Just One Oscar
Joe HouseCheech Marin — Cheech Marin for his monologue/speech after he breaks all the clubs▶ 1:45:43
Probably Unanswerable Questions
Bill SimmonsMultiple questions: Is this or Happy Gilmore the most revered golf movie? What happened to Roy the next day? What memorabilia would you want?▶ 1:46:28
Craig HorlbeckHappy Gilmore more famous due to Sandler and slapstick; Roy becomes jealous like David Sims; wants Happy Gilmore or Caddyshack for double feature▶ 1:46:56
Joe HouseHappy Gilmore is more popular due to authenticity with PGA; Roy would get sponsors but blow the money; wants Thomas Crown Affair for double feature▶ 1:47:16
Who Won the Movie
Bill SimmonsKevin Costner — Costner - acknowledges Jim Nance but settles on Costner as 'the answer' due to this being the end of his incredible A-list run▶ 1:52:53
Craig HorlbeckJim Nantz — Jim Nance - 'It's probably Costner, but part of me wants to say Jim Nance'▶ 1:52:18
Movies Referenced (43)
| Title (year) | Links | Mentions | Mentioned by | First |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Happy Gilmore (1996) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 17 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Joe House | ▶ 8:50 |
| Miami Vice (2006) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 10 | Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig Horlbeck | ▶ 26:54 |
| Friday Night Lights (2004) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 4 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Joe House | ▶ 1:31:41 |
| Happy Gilmore 2 (2025) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 4 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 10:57 |
| Shooter (2007) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 4 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck | ▶ 1:07:40 |
| For Love of the Game (1999) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 3 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 10:10 |
| Waterworld (1995) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 3 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 14:00 |
| Dances with Wolves (1990) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 1:34:06 |
| Field of Dreams (1989) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 10:10 |
| Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Bill Simmons, Joe House | ▶ 23:36 |
| Remember the Titans (2000) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck | ▶ 11:22 |
| Set It Up (2018) | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Joe House, Bill Simmons | ▶ 46:13 |
Directors Referenced (6)
| Name | Links | Mentions | Mentioned by | Known For | First |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kevin Costner | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 56 | Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig Horlbeck | Dances with Wolves, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves | ▶ 1:57 |
| Ralph Lauren | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Joe House | Annie Hall | ▶ 56:22 |
| Clint Eastwood | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 1 | Bill Simmons | Million Dollar Baby, Gran Torino, Unforgiven | ▶ 25:12 |
| Felipe Fernández del Paso | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 1 | Bill Simmons | From Dusk Till Dawn, Desperado | ▶ 30:34 |
| Jacob Hair | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 1 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 1:22:56 | |
| Mel Gibson | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 1 | Bill Simmons | Braveheart, Lethal Weapon 3, Conspiracy Theory | ▶ 25:12 |
Actors Referenced (78)
| Name | Links | Mentions | Mentioned by | Known For | First |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Don Johnson | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 27 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Joe House | Django Unchained | ▶ 16:27 |
| Rene Russo | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 20 | Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig Horlbeck | Nightcrawler, The Thomas Crown Affair, Ransom | ▶ 15:13 |
| Sabrina Open | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 19 | Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig Horlbeck | Eternals | ▶ 2:52 |
| Cheech Marin | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 17 | Bill Simmons, Joe House | Tin Cup | ▶ 44:50 |
| Gary McCord | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 15 | Joe House, Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck | Tin Cup | ▶ 11:53 |
| Phil Mickelson | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 9 | Bill Simmons | Tin Cup | ▶ 31:11 |
| Great White | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 6 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 2:04 | |
| Nick Faldo | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 6 | Bill Simmons, Joe House | Happy Gilmore 2 | ▶ 17:48 |
| Craig Stadler | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 5 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck | Tin Cup | ▶ 31:18 |
| Peter Jacobson | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 5 | Bill Simmons, Joe House | Smile 2, Fly Me to the Moon | ▶ 12:19 |
| Tom Hanks | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 5 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck | Cast Away, Big, Forrest Gump | ▶ 1:39:03 |
| Chris Rock | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 4 | Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck | The Longest Yard | ▶ 41:09 |
Writers Referenced (3)
| Name | Links | Mentions | Mentioned by | Known For | First |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ron Shelton | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 17 | Bill Simmons, Joe House, Craig Horlbeck | White Men Can't Jump | ▶ 2:04 |
| Roger Ebert | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 2 | Bill Simmons | ▶ 33:38 | |
| John Norville | IMDb ↗Lb ↗ | 1 | Bill Simmons | Jungle Cruise, Tin Cup | ▶ 21:42 |