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‘Top Gun’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin, and Jason Concepcion

July 23, 2019 · Top Gun (1986) · Action · Drama · 1:46:49 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsYou've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' scene and the beach volleyball scene▶ 24:00
Chris RyanAgrees with both scenes, provides detailed commentary on why they work despite being ludicrous▶ 24:49
Jason ConcepcionSupports both scenes, focuses on the absurd choreography and details that make them memorable▶ 24:29
Mallory RubinConflicted about the You've Lost That Lovin' Feelin' scene - finds it both appealing and horrifying due to how public it is▶ 26:01

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Mallory RubinI don't know if she even likes him - questioning whether Kelly McGillis's character actually likes Tom Cruise's character given their lack of chemistry▶ 52:52

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsHow weird it is that Tim Robbins is in the movie but just as window dressing without any lines▶ 1:02:29

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsMav going to the ladies room to hit on Charlie - 'in 2018, you're arrested'▶ 1:03:01
Chris RyanVarious unanswerable questions and plot inconsistencies, including the geopolitical implications and character decisions▶ 1:05:50
Jason ConcepcionMaverick following Charlie into the ladies room after being rebuffed - 'that's stalkerish' and 'that's a crime'▶ 1:03:13
Mallory RubinThe ladies room scene being played as a joke when it's actually problematic behavior▶ 1:03:23

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsMatthew ModineMatthew Modine would have been really good as Maverick▶ 1:17:08
Jason ConcepcionJudd NelsonSuggested Judd Nelson or Charlie Sheen as Maverick alternatives▶ 1:17:31

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsShared multiple trivia facts including film's California Magazine origin, Navy involvement and script changes, $7,800/hour fuel costs, Art Shaw's death during filming, Kansas City Barbecue bar scenes, and Tom Cruise's height adjustments with Kelly McGillis▶ 1:18:16
Chris RyanDiscussed Christopher McQuarrie's original Top Gun 2 concept about Maverick vs drone pilots, speculated about Miles Teller playing the surviving piano▶ 1:19:44
Jason ConcepcionAdded commentary about Robert Downey Jr.'s lift shoes and height adjustments in films▶ 1:21:36
Mallory RubinContributed trivia about Top Gun pilots being fined for quoting the movie, Charlie based on Christine Fox, advisor Peter Pettigrew connection to Harry Potter, Duke Cunningham claiming Maverick was based on him, and Tony Scott paying $25,000 to turn the ship for proper lighting▶ 1:22:13

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsKelly McGillisAgrees on Kelly McGillis and Rasevich as apex mountain, argues Simpson Bruckheimer peaked with this after Beverly Hills Cop combo▶ 1:24:46
Chris RyanKelly McGillisProposes Tom Skerritt (but accepts Aliens counter), agrees Kelly McGillis is apex mountain, suggests Navy as apex mountain▶ 1:24:29
Mallory RubinKelly McGillisKelly McGillis - had Witness and Top Gun in consecutive years then vanished▶ 1:24:07

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsJames TolkanThe bald guy who plays James Tolkien (Stinger)▶ 1:25:13
Mallory RubinJames TolkanAcknowledges the bald guy/James Tolkien character, describes him as 'the principal from Back to the Future'▶ 1:25:19

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsMultiple quotes including 'I feel the need for speed', 'You were in a 4G inverted dive with a MiG-28?', 'That was some of the best flying I've seen a day. Right up to the part where you got killed', 'The defense department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they're stupid', plus various pilot dialogue▶ 1:31:38
Chris RyanParticipated in the group recitation of 'I feel the need... the need... for speed' and mentioned 'International relations?' and 'because I was inverted'▶ 1:31:42
Jason ConcepcionCompleted the group recitation with 'For speed' and emphasized the delivery of 'because I was inverted' with the hand gesture▶ 1:31:45
Mallory RubinFive quotes: 'Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash', 'Take me to bed or lose me forever', 'I'll have what he's having hemlock', 'The list is long but distinguished / So is my Johnson', 'Every time you go up there, it's like you're flying against a ghost'▶ 1:29:35

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (43)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
The Beach (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin▶ 11:19
Platoon (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion▶ 12:08
Days of Thunder (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons▶ 0:27
Need for Speed (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan▶ 1:22
Alien (1979)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Jason Concepcion▶ 34:49
Basic Instinct (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan▶ 43:47
Best of the Best (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Chris Ryan▶ 1:07
Reservoir Dogs (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 0:55
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Jason Concepcion, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 22:00
Ghost Rider (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Jason Concepcion, Mallory Rubin▶ 53:47
Risky Business (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 3:51
Sing (2016)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan, Jason Concepcion▶ 27:33

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Tony ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Chris RyanUnstoppable, True Romance▶ 10:39
Mike McCoyIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 1:12:20
Quentin TarantinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsReservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn▶ 9:56
Clint EastwoodIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMillion Dollar Baby, Gran Torino, Unforgiven▶ 22:23
Paul SlatterIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsHot Fuzz, Hot Tub Time Machine▶ 1:32:27
Rob ReinerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThis Is Spinal Tap, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 57:41

Actors Referenced (49)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Tom CruiseIMDb ↗Lb ↗62Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory RubinTop Gun, Minority Report▶ 0:27
Val KilmerIMDb ↗Lb ↗25Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory RubinThe Doors, The Saint, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang▶ 12:28
Kelly McGillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗24Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Chris RyanWitness, Top Gun▶ 1:41
Anthony EdwardsIMDb ↗Lb ↗13Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Jason ConcepcionTop Gun, Zodiac▶ 26:20
Meg RyanIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanWhen Harry Met Sally..., Sleepless in Seattle, You've Got Mail▶ 12:28
Migs GoveaIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Jason ConcepcionOcean's Eight▶ 7:00
Tom SkerrittIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Jason ConcepcionAlien, Top Gun▶ 58:33
Tim RobbinsIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Mallory RubinMystic River, The Player, Howard the Duck▶ 18:48
Robert Downey Jr.IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Jason Concepcion, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanIron Man, Iron Man 3▶ 37:06
Kenny LogginsIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Jason ConcepcionFootloose, Caddyshack, Top Gun▶ 2:51
Matthew ModineIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons, Jason ConcepcionFull Metal Jacket, The Dark Knight Rises▶ 1:15:39
Ahsia PettigrewIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan, Jason Concepcion▶ 1:22:42

Writers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Jerry BruckheimerIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris RyanTop Gun: Maverick, Armageddon▶ 20:37
Christopher McQuarrieIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Usual Suspects, Mission: Impossible - Fallout▶ 1:19:44
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 22:07