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‘Armageddon’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea Serrano, and Jason Concepcion

May 21, 2020 · Armageddon (1998) · Action · Adventure · Sci-Fi · 1:31:42 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Probably Unanswerable Questions

Chris RyanThe movie blows through plot holes and unanswerable questions, including why it suddenly looks like the 1950s and ridiculous American flags▶ 4:14
Jason ConcepcionThe unnecessary shot at Godzilla in the first five minutes - why are they doing a drive-by on Godzilla when it opened the same summer▶ 6:45

Dion Waiters Award

Jason ConcepcionMatthew BroderickReferences someone taking a shot at Godzilla in their second major film as a heat check▶ 7:18

Apex Mountain

Chris RyanMichael BayDiscussed whether this is Bay's best performance, compared to The Rock being tighter but this being his 'most movie-ass movie' and pure Michael Bay▶ 7:41

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsOpening asteroid attack scene that takes out New York City with Eddie Griffin, and Bruce Willis meeting Affleck/chasing him with a gun on the oil rig, Harry's demands scene with Billy Bob, crew takeoff with president's speech, Affleck and Michael Clark Duncan almost dying▶ 28:36

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsMichael Bay paid $20,000 for Ben Affleck to get new pearly white teeth because he wasn't happy with Affleck's 'little baby teeth' and wanted heroes with big chins and big teeth for close-up shots▶ 1:00:14

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsAffleck and Liv Tyler love scenes▶ 1:01:02
Chris RyanRockhound's sexual deviancy▶ 1:01:06
Jason ConcepcionRockhound's inappropriate comments about age ('I thought they were over 18' material) and Bay's shot at Roland Emmerich's Godzilla▶ 1:01:24

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThat's a What's Aged the Best for me▶ 1:01:48

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsArnold SchwarzeneggerLists the casting what-ifs: Schwarzenegger for Harry Stamper (relieved it didn't happen), Mila Jovovich and Robin Wright turned down Grace (thinks Robin Wright seems too old)▶ 1:01:51
Chris RyanRobin WrightImagines Robin Wright would have rejected the script, asking 'are you fucking kidding me?'▶ 1:02:17
Shea SerranoRobin WrightRobin Wright would have been incredible, has never seen her be bad in anything▶ 1:02:13

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsWilliam FichtnerWilliam Fichtner - considers him 'a that guy' despite being recognizable▶ 1:02:36
Chris RyanWilliam FichtnerMentions Mark Curry as 'a good that guy' but seems to defer to William Fichtner discussion▶ 1:02:51
Shea SerranoWilliam FichtnerWilliam Fichtner - calls him 'the A1 that guy' and 'the winner for this'▶ 1:02:37

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsWill Patton's wife taking him back immediately after being completely out on him - she won't let him make eye contact with their kid, then does a complete 180 just because he has a new job▶ 1:16:56
Chris RyanNo sound in space rule being broken, crystal clear communication with Liv Tyler after they supposedly lost radio contact, unrealistic timeline with 12 days of training while asteroid approaches, and lack of basic needs shown (eating, bathroom breaks)▶ 1:19:36
Jason ConcepcionThe president has no name despite being in multiple scenes and making speeches, Ben Affleck finding the other crew after crashing seemingly thousands of miles away, and the asteroid getting hit by other asteroids▶ 1:18:43

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsAcknowledges they mentioned most quotes already, doesn't give a specific new pick▶ 1:22:32
Shea SerranoWill's line: 'You lost your mind? He's got space dementia.'▶ 1:22:50

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (49)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Titanic (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 7:52
Godzilla (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Jason Concepcion▶ 6:59
The Rock (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, Chris Ryan▶ 5:18
Transformers (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Jason Concepcion▶ 18:49
Scream (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 29:53
Deep Impact (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 13:50
Remember the Titans (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion▶ 1:13:04
Unbreakable (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 23:37
Bad Boys (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 4:45
Crimson Tide (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Jason Concepcion, Chris Ryan▶ 1:21:16
Die Hard (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 23:33
Friday Night Lights (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 45:54

Directors Referenced (10)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael BayIMDb ↗Lb ↗61Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Chris RyanArmageddon▶ 2:25
Ben AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗36Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea SerranoArgo, Gone Girl, The Town▶ 2:53
Tony ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea SerranoUnstoppable, True Romance▶ 8:49
David FincherIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Jason ConcepcionSe7en, Gone Girl, Zodiac▶ 9:32
Joe RothIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsMaleficent▶ 26:48
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Jason ConcepcionMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 1:02:22
Justin LinIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Shea SerranoFast & Furious 6▶ 1:27:19
Ken BurnsIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Shea Serrano▶ 3:31
Michael MannIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Jason ConcepcionThe Insider, Collateral, The Last of the Mohicans▶ 40:36
Roland EmmerichIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Jason ConcepcionIndependence Day, The Day After Tomorrow▶ 1:01:35

Actors Referenced (54)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Liv TylerIMDb ↗Lb ↗23Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea SerranoArmageddon, The Incredible Hulk▶ 2:55
Will PattonIMDb ↗Lb ↗21Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, Chris RyanNo Way Out, Armageddon▶ 2:12
Bruce WillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗20Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea SerranoDie Hard, Pulp Fiction▶ 2:05
Michael ClarkIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea Serrano▶ 36:29
William FichtnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Jason ConcepcionCrash, Drive Angry, Black Hawk Down▶ 11:41
Steve BuscemiIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Shea SerranoFargo, Reservoir Dogs▶ 2:13
Angelina JolieIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Shea SerranoMaleficent, Changeling▶ 1:06:46
Eddie GriffinIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris RyanJohn Q▶ 28:44
Owen WilsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Shea SerranoThe Royal Tenenbaums, Wedding Crashers▶ 24:04
Billy Bob ThorntonIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Shea SerranoSling Blade▶ 3:05
Bill PullmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Chris Ryan, Shea Serrano, Bill SimmonsIndependence Day, Spaceballs▶ 15:14
Keith DavidIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Jason Concepcion, Shea Serrano, Chris RyanThey Live, Armageddon▶ 43:08

Writers Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Robert TowneIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris RyanChinatown, Mission: Impossible▶ 33:32
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 21:57
Scott RosenbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsBeautiful Girls, Con Air▶ 33:32
J.J. AbramsIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanStar Trek▶ 33:24
Shane SalernoIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanArmageddon▶ 33:24
Tony GilroyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanMichael Clayton, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story▶ 33:24