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‘Bloodsport’ With Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, and Jason Concepcion

August 9, 2019 · Bloodsport (1988) · Action · Biography · Drama · 1:27:04 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes including opening credits with fighters warming up, JVD training with blindfolds and rope device, the brick-breaking invitation scene, and the first round of kumite fights montage▶ 16:35
Shea SerranoAgrees with opening credits as effective storytelling that introduces all the key characters and sets up the tournament structure▶ 18:36

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsWhat was in the substance thrown in Van Damme's eyes - acid or salt?▶ 34:09
Jason ConcepcionWhere was the council or any officials during the cheating incident?▶ 35:27
Shea SerranoWhy did Van Damme go completely blind from what appears to be just a salt peel?▶ 34:13

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsFight scenes, Chong Li's villain characteristics (nose blowing, late 80s steroid body, celebrations, pec flexes), Van Damme's terrible acting as unintentionally entertaining, the perfect arena design, Stan Bush's 'Fight to Survive' song, and young Frank's awkward costume choices▶ 41:02
Jason ConcepcionChong Li's sinister and strange character qualities, the walled city Hong Kong setting for the secretive fighting arena, and comparing the underground walk to Kumite favorably to the Goodfellas nightclub shot▶ 42:02
Shea SerranoTournament movie structure - any movie with a tournament works because you don't have to explain much, just need a board to move names further▶ 41:44

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsThe terrible two-minute montage with bad song, Young Frank's accent and acting, and Ray Jackson's sexual harassment scene on the train▶ 52:06
Jason ConcepcionThe female reporter going undercover as a call girl and using sex as a weapon - the 70s/80s trope of how to get the female reporter involved▶ 50:56
Shea SerranoThe monkey guy and the reporter storyline, plus Ray Jackson sexually harassing the woman on the train▶ 56:38

Casting What-Ifs

Jason ConcepcionForest WhitakerSuggests Forrest Whitaker's casting itself feels like a what-if, questioning how he ended up in the movie and speculating it might have been through personal connections▶ 57:06

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsNorman BurtonNorman Burton (Helmer, Forrest Whitaker's partner)▶ 57:36

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsVictor LinSuggested Victor Lin, considered 'point at you, point at me guy', discussed Van Damme's Speedo scene, ultimately stated 'I have no idea who wins'▶ 59:38
Shea SerranoVictor LinVictor Lin - 'It's got to be him. He's the only other guy I remember from the movie'▶ 59:55

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsFrank Dux's fabricated credentials (329 Kumite matches undefeated), filming location Kowloon Walled City being destroyed, Jean-Claude's seven splits in the movie, fighter knockouts being real, and Mortal Kombat taking inspiration from Bloodsport▶ 1:01:01
Jason ConcepcionFrank Dux's claims about CIA and Mossad connections, Kowloon Walled City being demolished due to crime/fire hazards, and the Karate Champ arcade game from 1984▶ 1:01:33
Shea SerranoLA Times exposé disproving Frank Dux's claims, his elaborate fake stories about fighting in different locations, and trivia about fighters including Michael Qissi playing both Swan Paredes and later Tong Po in Kickboxer▶ 1:01:21

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsDonald GibbYes for Donald Gibb (though uncertain vs Revenge of the Nerds), Yes for Leah Ayers, Yes for Frank Dux▶ 1:07:08
Jason ConcepcionBolo YeungAgrees on Bolo/Chong Li for this movie, suggests Call of Duty Black Ops 2 for Kowloon Walled City▶ 1:08:01
Shea SerranoBolo YeungThis movie for Bolo/Chong Li over Enter the Dragon, and Jean-Claude Van Damme's splits▶ 1:07:56

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsEveryone was too accommodating for Chong Li's finishing move - they just let him do it even when opponents weren't unconscious; questions about how gambling worked in the Kumite and how they kept track▶ 1:08:44
Shea SerranoWhy did Jean-Claude Van Damme have to prove himself by breaking the brick after he already had the invitation; Chong Li having 9 fights means there would need to be 512 people in a single elimination tournament▶ 1:10:41

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsMultiple quotes: 'Why Don't You Quit Round Eye', 'Brick not hit back', and 'I break you. I break your friend' from Bolo▶ 1:11:43
Shea SerranoThe three lines said to Chong Li: 'Tomorrow we leave for the Kumite', 'I'm going to kill you, man', and Van Damme yelling 'Sam!'▶ 1:12:47

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (37)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons▶ 39:46
Bad Boys (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Shea Serrano, Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion▶ 1:18:54
Best of the Best (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Shea Serrano, Bill Simmons▶ 47:44
Enter the Dragon (1973)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano▶ 6:03
Sully (2016)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Shea Serrano▶ 24:58
Alien (1979)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Jason Concepcion▶ 54:55
Fatal Attraction (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 0:23
Mortal Kombat (2021)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Shea Serrano, Bill Simmons▶ 47:55
Phone Booth (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Shea Serrano▶ 55:22
Rocketman (2019)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 0:05
Talk to Her (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 40:48
The Ring (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Shea Serrano, Jason Concepcion▶ 48:49

Directors Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Janice KentIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion▶ 40:15
Mike MentorIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 20:30
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Shea Serrano, Jason ConcepcionMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 1:19:16

Actors Referenced (32)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Jean-Claude Van DammeIMDb ↗Lb ↗52Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, Jason Concepcion▶ 1:20
Frank StalloneIMDb ↗Lb ↗41Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, Jason ConcepcionRambo: First Blood Part II▶ 1:13
Arnold SchwarzeneggerIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Shea Serrano, Bill Simmons, Jason ConcepcionTerminator 2: Judgment Day, The Terminator▶ 9:21
Steven SeagalIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Jason Concepcion, Bill Simmons, Shea SerranoUnder Siege 2: Dark Territory▶ 11:56
Donald GibbIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion, Shea SerranoRevenge of the Nerds, Bloodsport, Hancock▶ 13:35
Conor McGregorIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Shea Serrano, Bill Simmons, Jason Concepcion▶ 1:19:55
They Might Be GiantsIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Shea SerranoThe Adjustment Bureau, Sky High▶ 45:25
Brock LesnarIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 33:23
Chong LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano▶ 16:53
Michael CaineIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Shea SerranoThe Dark Knight, The Cider House Rules▶ 5:56
Bruce LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Shea Serrano, Bill SimmonsEnter the Dragon▶ 1:07:57
Chuck LiddellIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Shea Serrano▶ 56:02

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Jackie FilesIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 57:52
John TobiasIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMortal Kombat▶ 1:07:01