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‘Cruising’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris

November 8, 2022 · Cruising (1980) · Crime · Drama · Mystery · 1:51:26

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Best Quote

Bill SimmonsThis is Policeman Night. You have the wrong attitude. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.▶ 37:04
Wesley MorrisDiscussed the character's inadequacy, saying 'He's not cop enough to be a fake cop' but didn't offer a specific quote pick▶ 37:13

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe Sorvino briefing scene where he explains the case to Pacino, the 'Pacino hits the scene' sequence including stops at Ramrod and Wolf's Den, and the Powers Boothe hanky code scene▶ 45:00
Chris RyanSupports the Powers Boothe hanky code scene, specifically mentions the 'blue hanky means blowjob' exchange and Pacino's 'I'm gonna go home and think about it' response▶ 49:08
Wesley MorrisAgrees with the Powers Boothe hanky code scene and discusses the yellow hanky follow-up scene where Pacino returns with a hanky and gets told off▶ 49:49

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Chris RyanThe diner that they go to▶ 1:09:51
Wesley MorrisThe Eagle (in the meatpacking district)▶ 1:09:56

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsThe shaving shot in the mirror where you see her starting to put the stuff on▶ 1:11:00
Chris RyanTwo shots: Pacino's silhouette walking into the 712 bar under a bridge to meet Sorvino, and the wrestling magazines spread at the guy's feet with their boots next to each other during the first kill▶ 1:10:23
Wesley MorrisThe big sex montage on precinct night with the Crisco on the forearm and night stick scene - describes it as 'a moving painting' that would be extraordinary in a museum▶ 1:11:09

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsSuggests Ted as a possibility but doesn't commit; also discusses the sting operation scene as confusing▶ 1:11:56
Chris RyanDefends Ted as necessary character/narrator; doesn't give a clear pick but expresses dislike for the award going to actual girlfriends▶ 1:11:57

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsNo, there is no better title▶ 1:18:52
Chris RyanNo better title - calls it a 'Great title' and praises the title card sequence▶ 1:19:40
Wesley MorrisNo, there is no better title - 'Cruising is cruising' and works both as nautical and vehicle reference▶ 1:18:53

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsThis would have been the greatest Tom Cruise part ever - Tom Cruise circa 1993 would have been perfect for this role▶ 1:22:57
Chris RyanPaul Sorvino sucks at pool - he makes terrible shots during the bar meeting scene and it doesn't inspire confidence in your commanding officer▶ 1:19:53
Wesley MorrisAl Pacino's character Steve is not attractive in this movie - he looks sad, tired, unhealthy, covered in nicotine, and scared. Nobody would pick him at the Eagle bar over the other guys▶ 1:21:37

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsTom BerengerDiscusses Richard Gere was signed but agrees he's too handsome; suggests young Tom Berenger could have worked▶ 1:24:59
Chris RyanSteven SpielbergNotes Gere was signed and ready to go; pivots to discuss Spielberg circling the director role as major what-if▶ 1:25:03
Wesley MorrisRichard GereAgainst Richard Gere - he's too handsome and wouldn't last 10 minutes, they would eat him alive▶ 1:25:15

Teddy KGB Award

Bill SimmonsThe shirtless cop in black underwear who interrogates suspects▶ 1:27:29
Wesley MorrisAgrees with the shirtless cop pick, discusses how the scene works despite being tonally odd▶ 1:28:00

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsGene DavisListed nominees: Bruno Kirby, Powers Booth, James Remar, Willie DeVille, Gene Davis as Da Vinci; highlighted Gene Davis particularly for his prostitute character performance▶ 1:28:55

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsPresents multiple research facts: Friedkin worked with mafia who owned NYC gay bars, first movie to shoot in a morgue (chief examiner Michael Baden was fired but became famous on HBO autopsy shows), Karen Allen never saw complete script, Arthur Bell led protests with 1000 protesters, movie initially had X rating with 40 minutes cut, internet theory that Pacino's character is the killer▶ 1:30:18
Chris RyanNotes that Pacino's character essentially stalks Stuart and agrees with discussion about the killer theory▶ 1:34:06
Wesley MorrisDiscusses the disclaimer controversy at the beginning of the movie, notes he never thinks Pacino's character is a killer but might have gone home with guys, rejects the internet theory about Pacino being the killer because we see other murders▶ 1:30:27

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsGoes through multiple actors (Pacino, Servino, Remar, Fried, Karen) and says 'no' to all as apex mountain, uncertain about Crisco▶ 1:34:34
Chris RyanGuys using nasal spray in movies▶ 1:34:46
Wesley MorrisS&M leather scene in movies / gay late seventies underground scene▶ 1:35:02

Racehorse Name Award

Bill SimmonsSuggested multiple options: 'hips or lips', 'party size', 'picking nets', and 'the killer shooting blanks'▶ 1:35:26
Wesley MorrisCocaine▶ 1:35:38

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsWillie DeVilleInitially suggests 'freaking' then mentions Willie DeVille as alternative▶ 1:41:36
Wesley MorrisWillie DeVilleWillie DeVille (for the song)▶ 1:41:45

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsThe WarriorsThe Warriors first, then Cruising▶ 1:43:16
Wesley MorrisThe WarriorsAgrees with The Warriors and Cruising pairing, noting that cruising acknowledges the energy in The Warriors▶ 1:43:26

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsThere might be better ways to becoming a detective than going undercover and losing your mind - maybe take smaller cases and get promoted▶ 1:46:01
Chris RyanAgrees with taking the job because pathways to advancement in that environment aren't great, so you have to do what you have to do▶ 1:47:47
Wesley MorrisTake the job - for a repressed Catholic kid, this undercover work was a gift from God and the right pathway to advancement in the 1979-1980 NYPD▶ 1:46:19

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsWilliam FriedkinAgreed with Friedkin choice, highlighting how he cared about basketball scenes, got real players and coaches, and knew how to make movies feel real▶ 1:47:22
Chris RyanWilliam FriedkinSupported the Friedkin choice by emphasizing how he shot in real places and made the movie feel authentic▶ 1:49:10
Wesley MorrisWilliam FriedkinFriedkin - praised his nerve to care, method directing approach, and ability to make movies feel real by being immersed in the American moment▶ 1:47:07

Movies Referenced (44)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
The Killer (2023)IMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Wesley Morris▶ 6:39
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Wesley Morris, Bill Simmons▶ 43:28
Murder Mystery (2019)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 12:09
Sing (2016)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Wesley Morris, Chris Ryan▶ 34:15
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 31:36
Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 8:41
Jerry Maguire (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 1:24:02
Psycho (1960)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 1:05:02
Scarface (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 43:13
The Exorcist (1973)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 35:01
The French Connection (1971)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 34:59
The Shining (1980)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris▶ 43:15

Directors Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
William FriedkinIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Wesley MorrisTo Live and Die in L.A., The French Connection, The Exorcist▶ 3:02
Woody AllenIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Wesley MorrisAnnie Hall▶ 7:50
Clint EastwoodIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Wesley Morris, Bill SimmonsMillion Dollar Baby, Gran Torino, Unforgiven▶ 5:05
George Roy HillIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Slap Shot▶ 20:22
John WatersIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Wesley Morris▶ 4:35

Actors Referenced (48)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Al PacinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗81Wesley Morris, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanDog Day Afternoon, The Godfather▶ 2:29
Paul SorvinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Wesley Morris, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 10:02
Steve BurnsIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Wesley Morris, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 6:13
James RemarIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Wesley MorrisOppenheimer▶ 1:05:32
Karen AllenIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Wesley MorrisRaiders of the Lost Ark, Starman▶ 19:10
Tom CruiseIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Wesley MorrisTop Gun, Minority Report▶ 21:00
Bruno KirbyIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Wesley Morris, Bill SimmonsCity Slickers, When Harry Met Sally...▶ 29:17
James FrancoIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Wesley Morris, Bill SimmonsSpring Breakers, The Disaster Artist, 127 Hours▶ 13:49
Nathan LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Chris Ryan▶ 17:31
Randy CriscoIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Wesley MorrisTo the Bone▶ 18:11
Jon BernthalIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Wesley Morris, Bill SimmonsThe Wolf of Wall Street, King Richard▶ 1:29:56
Richard GereIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Wesley Morris, Bill SimmonsPretty Woman, An Officer and a Gentleman▶ 1:24:59

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 31:03
William GoldmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, All the President's Men, The Princess Bride▶ 20:50

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Janusz KaminskiIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsSchindler's List, Minority Report▶ 1:45:29