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‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Mallory Rubin

May 28, 2024 · Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) · Comedy · Drama · 1:47:04 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsAgrees with the Phoebe Cates pool scene, calling it 'the most important nude scene of all time'▶ 30:00
Mallory RubinThe Phoebe Cates pool scene - her stepping out of the pool in her red bikini and removing her bathing suit top, which he calls 'one of the most iconic stretches in the history of film'▶ 29:24

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe intro with credits, first day of Mr. Hand's class, the blowjob carrot scene, Brad breaking up with Lisa and getting fired, Damone's five-point plan▶ 39:30
Chris RyanAgreed with intro and first day of school scenes, noted the blowjob carrot scene and Damone's five-point plan▶ 40:27
Mallory RubinPraised the intro for establishing characters and setting, discussed the blowjob carrot scene and Damone's five-point plan▶ 39:53

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsMike DeMone as hall of fame sleaze character, VW vans aging well, guy code concept in movies, method acting by Sean Penn/Stoltz/Edwards smoking pot, Johnny Carson turning down cameo, sniffing Xerox copies as 80s nostalgia▶ 56:52
Chris RyanAgreed on DeMone character dynamics and 'American Girl' by Tom Petty as best song▶ 1:00:05
Mallory Rubin'Big hairy pussy' line and stereo guy Ron Johnson's transformation shot from Stacy's perspective▶ 59:39

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe pizza delivery scene with Taylor Negron - double cheese and sausage pizza that looks nice and greasy▶ 1:00:12

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Chris RyanNo weak link - doesn't think the movie has one▶ 1:00:26
Mallory RubinInsufficient sports presence in the movie - likes the football scenes but feels sports elements are underdeveloped and box-checking▶ 1:01:03

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

Chris RyanFriday Night Lights style treatment but at Ridgemont with these characters▶ 1:01:41
Mallory RubinAgreed with Friday Night Lights approach, wants to see characters in gym shooting hoops before the Rat Damone locker room fight▶ 1:01:48

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsPat Benatar look reference, scalpers and bookies being wiped out by the internet, Perry's pizza looking gross, teenage names like Linda/Lisa/Stacy being outdated, circle pins with band pictures on jackets, and the 1986 Fast Times TV series▶ 1:09:32
Chris RyanSwitching to Sanka (decaf coffee crystals) - 'tastes like old barbecue coals'▶ 1:09:02
Mallory RubinLinda's relationship advice to Stacey, particularly her inadequate blowjob advice using a 'skinny little carrot' that doesn't properly prepare Stacey▶ 1:07:07

Is There a Better Title?

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsRon Johnson (the stereo salesman) is a child predator who should go to jail▶ 1:16:25
Mallory RubinSpicoli is a genius and scholar who understands life and has keen philosophical insights, not just a dumb stoner▶ 1:15:01

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsQuestions Mr. Hand's eligibility, suggests they have him on their list▶ 1:19:37
Chris RyanVincent SchiavelliMentions Whitaker, Jefferson, Russo or Stultz, then states 'I vote for Jefferson'▶ 1:19:48

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsKelly PrestonRecast Brad's girlfriend, suggests Kelly Preston as alternative▶ 1:20:16

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsProvided multiple trivia facts: mall scenes at Sherman Oaks Galleria, high school scenes at Van Dyke High School, Mark Ratner based on Andy Rathbone who wrote For Dummies books, Jennifer Jason Lee worked at Perry's Pizza for three weeks to prepare, Phoebe Cates was a teen model on Seventeen Magazine covers, Lana Clarkson appeared in film and was later murdered by Phil Spector▶ 1:21:53

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsSean PennYoung Sean Penn (1981-85) - this movie over Bad Boys; Phoebe Cates - yes; Jennifer Jason Leigh - no, early 90s with Single White Female; Tom Hanks as Brad for Cruiser Hanks▶ 1:25:21
Chris RyanSean PennYoung Sean Penn - this movie over Bad Boys; agrees on Hanks for Cruiser Hanks; discusses mall movies and Valley movies▶ 1:25:32
Mallory RubinJennifer Jason LeighJennifer Jason Leigh is 'hard one for Apex Mountain'; participates in other discussions but no clear definitive picks▶ 1:25:44

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsThe timeline inconsistency between Christmas scenes and football season - football season ends in early November in California but the movie shows football games happening around Christmas time, which is about three months after football season ends▶ 1:32:18
Chris RyanAgrees with the timeline issue and acknowledges missing this nitpick, noting that football happens in October/November but the movie structure made it less obvious▶ 1:32:25
Mallory RubinDiscusses the sequencing issues but focuses more on explaining how certain scenes relate to each other rather than offering a specific nitpick▶ 1:33:13

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsLists a series of actors/characters (Wayne Jenkins, Danny Trejo, Sam Jackson, JT Walsh, Byron Mayo, Harling Mays, Ramon Raymond, Philip Baker Hall) as potential additions, establishing the category's premise.▶ 1:34:54
Chris RyanWayne Jenkins working at All-American Burger, delivering a threat to Brad about Lisa and flipping burgers.▶ 1:35:19

Just One Oscar

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions: Did Doug exist? (No), kids sneaking out with Find My iPhone, Jefferson's stats, and football gambling details▶ 1:35:57
Chris RyanDoug didn't exist - Linda made up boyfriend and sex advice, kids sneaking out question, Jefferson playing college ball at Miami/Nebraska▶ 1:35:59
Mallory RubinDoug could exist as a way to keep guys at bay ('the veil of Doug'), questions about kids sneaking out being good for them▶ 1:37:01

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsValley GirlEither Valley Girl or Last American Virgin to stay in the same year/theme, or Fast Times/Clueless combo▶ 1:39:15
Chris RyanAmerican GraffitiAmerican Graffiti because Heckerling acknowledged it as a huge touchstone▶ 1:39:21

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsHow to cheat during exams - taping cheat sheets to your leg when wearing shorts, using sunglasses, hiding notebooks in the bathroom▶ 1:41:14
Chris RyanSpicoli's point about Jefferson - that we need our own rules▶ 1:41:07
Mallory RubinLock your door - to avoid invasion of personal space that occurs throughout the movie▶ 1:40:49

Who Won the Movie

Chris RyanPraised the movie's depiction of maturity differences between men and women, highlighting how women are more mature and open about sex while men just fantasize▶ 1:42:42
Mallory RubinSean PennSummarized Craig as being 'in on female empowerment, sexual empowerment, agency, out on one of the greatest performances in the history of cinema' (referring to Sean Penn)▶ 1:44:49

Movies Referenced (43)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Clueless (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin▶ 20:03
Forrest Gump (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons▶ 2:57
Lincoln (2012)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin▶ 1:00:51
American Graffiti (1973)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons▶ 6:26
Blade Runner (1982)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 34:12
Boogie Nights (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 1:26:36
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 27:05
Bad Boys (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 15:54
Crank (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:54
Dazed and Confused (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan▶ 6:25
Rushmore (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:02:07
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 35:04

Directors Referenced (10)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Sean PennIMDb ↗Lb ↗15Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanMystic River, 21 Grams, Dead Man Walking▶ 7:20
Cameron CroweIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris RyanAlmost Famous, Jerry Maguire, Vanilla Sky▶ 11:45
Amy HeckerlingIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanFast Times at Ridgemont High, Look Who's Talking▶ 17:59
David LynchIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 19:55
John HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club▶ 4:09
Kosta JokicIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 41:34
Paul BellanyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsStardust▶ 0:05
Spike LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanDo the Right Thing, Malcolm X, She's Gotta Have It▶ 22:28
Stanley KubrickIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsA Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon▶ 1:27:45
Tom BradyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Hot Chick▶ 1:41:38

Actors Referenced (66)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Brad HamiltonIMDb ↗Lb ↗42Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin▶ 9:12
Linda BarrettIMDb ↗Lb ↗34Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan▶ 21:08
DamoneIMDb ↗Lb ↗22Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanFreaky Friday▶ 14:28
Phoebe CatesIMDb ↗Lb ↗13Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanFast Times at Ridgemont High, Gremlins▶ 8:03
Jennifer Jason LeighIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Hateful Eight▶ 12:20
Judge ReinholdIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill SimmonsBeverly Hills Cop, Fast Times at Ridgemont High▶ 30:34
Led ZeppelinIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan▶ 18:31
Van HalenIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris RyanSpaceballs, Ready Player One, Mission to Mars▶ 35:07
Jason LeeIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris RyanAlmost Famous, Chasing Amy, Vanilla Sky▶ 20:50
Tony RomoIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 1:20:39
Vincent SchiavelliIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsGhost▶ 1:11:52
Crazy TownIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsSomething's Gotta Give▶ 0:00

Writers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan▶ 35:50