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‘Indecent Proposal’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin

April 11, 2023 · Indecent Proposal (1993) · Drama · Romance · 1:39:05 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsDemi MooreDemi Moore - this movie represents her apex mountain, when she was at peak of her powers and 'flawless fucking flawless hot'; Woody Harrelson - making moves left and right with Cheers ending and post-White Men Can't Jump success; Robert Redford - this was his last attempt to be a leading man and last time he could pull off this type of part▶ 19:06
Mallory RubinRobert RedfordRobert Redford gives a compelling performance and looks incredibly handsome, as he does in every movie because he's one of the best-looking people who has ever lived; notes his later villain turn in Captain America as end-of-career move▶ 20:24

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsVegas shopping scene right into the craps scene, the billiard scene where Redford makes the million-dollar offer, Oliver Platt-Redford contract scene, and the boat scene▶ 29:51
Mallory RubinAgrees that 90% of the most rewatchable scenes come from the Vegas stretch, specifically mentions the sex scene after the first Vegas day, and discusses the billiard scene and boat scene▶ 31:09

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe wad of chocolates that Diana puts into her purse at the shop and the casino▶ 48:10
Mallory RubinThe wad of chocolates that Diana puts into her purse at the shop and the casino▶ 48:10

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsMultiple locations: Rich Guy Party/Vegas suites, the boat, and Malibu stopping point, but agrees the yacht was underutilized▶ 48:24

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsWhen she kisses the dice▶ 49:04
Mallory RubinThe scene where David walks in front of the wall of TVs showing horse racing, then suddenly every screen shows Gage and Diana together▶ 49:12

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe second half of the movie▶ 50:11
Mallory RubinThe second half of the movie▶ 50:36

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsWhy do they go back to roulette after losing? It's inexplicable▶ 54:54
Bill SimmonsThe Santa Monica property would be worth $5 million minimum in 1993, but they act like they need to scrape coins together for it▶ 56:30
Mallory RubinThe first losing streak is too fast - they go from $25,000 to only $4,000 after first stint at roulette▶ 54:43
Mallory RubinReadily available prime oceanfront real estate in Santa Monica - huge open property that should realistically be worth millions▶ 55:58
Mallory RubinThe voiceover is terrible and sporadically deployed - very central in opening then disappears for long periods▶ 58:34

What's Aged the Worst

Mallory RubinThe opening stretch of the film with the initial voiceover that spoils that David and Diana split up▶ 59:10

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsAdrian Lyne's sex scenes aren't that good despite his movies being sexual, with specific critique of scenes from this film and others like Fatal Attraction and Unfaithful▶ 1:01:12
Mallory RubinA porn star was supposedly Robert Redford's stunt double (but she says this is fake news)▶ 1:00:15

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsNo, absolutely not - no better title exists▶ 1:02:12

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsMultiple quotes including 'A life without risk is no life at all' and 'Remember if you want something very badly set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours forever. If it doesn't it was never yours to begin with.'▶ 1:02:15
Mallory RubinSuppose I were to offer you one of the dollars▶ 1:02:52

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsDiana should go with Gage instead of David, calling David 'kind of a loser' who messed up their property and allowed the situation to happen▶ 1:04:38
Mallory RubinThe movie needs a murder - specifically David should die under mysterious circumstances, making Diana suspect Gage did it, creating perpetual doubt and trust issues▶ 1:05:25

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsJulia RobertsDiscusses alternate casting including Cruz/Kidman/Beatty version, Julia Roberts offered Diana role (feels too young), Johnny Depp approached for lead, and notes Cruise wouldn't have done a movie where he 'loans out his wife'▶ 1:06:46
Mallory RubinTom CruiseWoody Harrelson was genius casting over Tom Cruise because you need someone who is 'not as hot as Tom Cruise' for the husband role to work with the movie's dynamic▶ 1:08:06

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsWoody HarrelsonWoody Harrelson wins the Ruffalo Hannah-Rubinick Partridge overacting award for a couple different moments where he dials it up▶ 1:09:06
Mallory RubinWoody HarrelsonAgrees with Woody Harrelson, specifically citing him throwing the wine bottle into the fridge as remarkable▶ 1:09:15

Racehorse Name Award

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsWayne Jenkins in the John Gage role and confirms Wayne Jenkins makes this movie better▶ 1:25:59
Mallory RubinWayne Jenkins as casino observer/private security watching the poker game unfold▶ 1:26:14

Just One Oscar

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions: Would movie be better with Richard Gere? Was John Gage a bad guy (says no, he's flawed but not bad)? Would Million Dollar Club work as TV show? What are the sexual contract rules/clauses?▶ 1:27:07
Mallory RubinMultiple questions: Movie better without Gere because Redford off-kilter casting helps. John Gage is a bad guy. What are the contract clauses for sexual acts? What happened to Gage's dogs? Has Shackleford killed someone? Did Diana keep Gage's business card herself?▶ 1:27:20

Best Double Feature

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsEverything's for sale▶ 1:34:53
Mallory RubinLocation, location, location / Beachfront property▶ 1:34:54

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (27)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Casino (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons▶ 39:13
Fatal Attraction (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons▶ 1:34
Pretty Woman (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 5:46
The Prestige (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons▶ 7:08
Don't Worry Darling (2022)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Mallory Rubin▶ 1:36:55
Jacob's Ladder (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 26:02
Sideways (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 21:09
White Men Can't Jump (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 9:43
A Few Good Men (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 19:23
Avatar (2009)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Mallory Rubin▶ 46:32
Basic Instinct (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 6:17
Citizen Kane (1941)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:14:00

Directors Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Adrian LyneIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill SimmonsJacob's Ladder, Indecent Proposal▶ 2:15
Warren BeattyIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinHeaven Can Wait▶ 16:35
Ben AffleckIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinArgo, Gone Girl, The Town▶ 0:09
John WilsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsGrease▶ 1:13:03

Actors Referenced (50)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Robert RedfordIMDb ↗Lb ↗42Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinThe Natural, Ordinary People, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid▶ 1:56
Woody HarrelsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗32Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinNatural Born Killers▶ 1:56
Demi MooreIMDb ↗Lb ↗27Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinStriptease, Indecent Proposal▶ 1:56
Brad PittIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill SimmonsFight Club, 12 Monkeys, Mr. & Mrs. Smith▶ 13:17
Jeremy StrongIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Mallory RubinThe Big Short▶ 8:06
Oliver PlattIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons2012, Bicentennial Man▶ 8:06
Sydney SweeneyIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons▶ 42:54
Angela BassettIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinBlack Panther▶ 1:12:34
Jacob ElordiIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinFrankenstein, Saltburn, Priscilla▶ 26:02
Tom CruiseIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Mallory Rubin, Bill SimmonsTop Gun, Minority Report▶ 1:08:11
Adam DriverIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Mallory Rubin▶ 1:09:49
John GarfieldIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons▶ 35:50

Writers Referenced (5)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Amy Holden JonesIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinIndecent Proposal▶ 9:21
Andy GreenwaldIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:17:06
Steve EnglehartIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 12:31
Taylor SheridanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsHell or High Water, Wind River▶ 9:08
William GoldmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsButch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, All the President's Men, The Princess Bride▶ 1:14:48