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‘Poltergeist’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan

October 8, 2024 · Poltergeist (1982) · Horror · Thriller · 1:33:10 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes including the opening scene with the dog, Carol Ann's 'They're here' TV scene, kitchen chairs on the table scene, tree takes the brother scene, and Dr. Lesh's speech about spirits▶ 36:52
Van LathanAgrees with the 'They're here' scene as particularly impactful and scary, and notes Dr. Lesh's speech as very important on rewatch▶ 37:34

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsSteak and Maggots▶ 1:00:20

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe score by Jerry Goldsmith - not creepy enough, too happy, feels like it could have been for E.T.▶ 1:00:35

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsBeing able to change your neighbor's TV with a remote - you can't do that now▶ 1:03:24

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsCouldn't come up with anyone, thought the movie was well-acted. Considered but dismissed Zelda (eccentric but scaled down), the doctor (good performance), and maybe the little boy (plays up being scared but appropriately so)▶ 1:06:13
Van LathanAgreed the movie was well-acted and perfectly cast. Initially thought Zelda would be the pick but agreed she scales it down appropriately▶ 1:06:18

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsHaunting and The Beast▶ 1:06:40
Van LathanThe Beast (with caveat about aggressive tone)▶ 1:06:43

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsZelda Rubinstein (Tangina) is not a good actress and they could have cast someone better like Sally Field or Viola Davis▶ 1:07:01
Van LathanThe ghost world has reverse racial dynamics - ghosts predominantly target white people as revenge, which explains why there aren't many black horror movies▶ 1:09:47

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsDrew BarrymorePresented multiple casting what-ifs: Stephen King was wanted to co-write but declined, Joe Spano was originally wanted for Craig T. Nelson's role, Shirley MacLaine was possibly offered a starring role, and Drew Barrymore was considered for Carol Ann but went to E.T. instead▶ 1:11:00
Van LathanDrew BarrymoreE.T. would have been better for Drew Barrymore's career than Poltergeist because it's 'minted in film lore'▶ 1:11:56

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsJames KarenLouis Teague, the evil developer - his scene calmly explaining and then getting mad at Craig T. Nelson▶ 1:13:29
Van LathanDominique DunneDominic Dunn - good in every scene, especially screaming▶ 1:13:44

Best Double Feature

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsSteven SpielbergSpielberg (this era with Raiders, E.T. and Poltergeist), Jo Beth Williams, Creepy Clowns in a Bedroom, Portals in a Closet, Family Ghost Movies, Cursed real life movies, Frantic Escapes from a Fucked Up Haunted House▶ 1:18:31
Van LathanSteven SpielbergSpielberg (agrees this was his peak with maximum juice), Family Ghost Movies, agrees with most other picks including cursed real life movies▶ 1:18:40

Is This Movie Better With

Just One Oscar

Van LathanThe script/writing▶ 1:23:31

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsMultiple questions including JoBeth Williams stepmother relationship, why spirits targeted Carol Ann, YouTube views for paranormal footage, psychological impact on children, neighborhood aftermath, JoBeth Williams career potential, and memorabilia choice of TV for maximum value▶ 1:23:39
Van LathanCarol Ann was born in the house explaining spirit targeting, paranormal footage would get 50+ million views, neighborhood percentage staying after house collapse, JoBeth Williams faced crowded competitive field with Meryl Streep/Sally Field, and would want Darth Vader clock or the TV as memorabilia▶ 1:24:25

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsWhen weird shit starts happening in your house that's really fucking scary and disorienting, get the fuck out. Just leave. Don't be a hero.▶ 1:27:44
Van LathanGo to other houses, not other children. Just go somewhere else and have a nice weekend.▶ 1:27:55

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsJoBeth WilliamsEither Spielberg or JoBeth Williams, leaning toward JoBeth Williams for her great performance in a huge movie where she deserved more credit▶ 1:28:41

Movies Referenced (31)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Ghostbusters (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 1:15:19
The Shining (1980)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons▶ 3:39
Conspiracy Theory (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 25:23
Smile (2022)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 36:27
Aliens (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 10:03
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 3:39
When a Stranger Calls (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 1:04:55
Alien (1979)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 3:39
All the Right Moves (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 21:14
Fright Night (2011)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 13:08
Gladiator (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 36:24
Halloween (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Van Lathan▶ 1:04:58

Directors Referenced (9)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Steven SpielbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗40Bill Simmons, Van LathanSchindler's List, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Saving Private Ryan▶ 2:47
Tobe HooperIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill SimmonsPoltergeist▶ 15:32
Iyi TubiIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsEx Machina, World War Z▶ 56:01
Frank MarshallIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Raiders of the Lost Ark▶ 17:18
John CarpenterIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanHalloween▶ 12:42
Paul BellanyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsStardust▶ 0:05
Rob ZombieIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van Lathan▶ 1:05:21
Stanley KubrickIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsA Clockwork Orange, Barry Lyndon▶ 29:32
Wayne JacobsIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:23:05

Actors Referenced (43)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Craig T. NelsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗14Bill Simmons, Van LathanThe Incredibles▶ 19:35
Richard LawsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsPoltergeist▶ 44:48
Joe SpanoIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Van LathanApollo 13, Fracture▶ 48:23
Zelda RubinsteinIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Van LathanPoltergeist▶ 17:33
Kadeem HardisonIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van LathanWhite Men Can't Jump▶ 55:02
Michael JordanIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsSpace Jam, He Got Game▶ 33:08
Crazy TownIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsSomething's Gotta Give▶ 0:00
John WayneIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsThe Man Who Shot Liberty Valance▶ 8:27
Meryl StreepIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van LathanOut of Africa▶ 1:08:38
Terry BozemanIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsCharlie Wilson's War, The Amazing Spider-Man, Rules of Engagement▶ 1:19:39
Bill NunnIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsSpider-Man 3, Do the Right Thing▶ 55:56
Ernie HudsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsGhostbusters▶ 1:13:03

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Mike FlanaganIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 34:40
Stephen KingIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 3:39
George LucasIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanStar Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, American Graffiti▶ 1:27:19
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 35:52

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Justin LeschIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles▶ 42:45