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‘The Rock' With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Mina Kimes

May 25, 2021 · The Rock (1996) · Action · Adventure · Thriller · 1:34:14 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsNuclear weapons stealing scene with bubble face guy trapped in vault, Connery's first scene entrance, Connery's balcony haircut escape scene, and Connery opening the door saying 'Welcome to the rock'▶ 29:41
Mina KimesConnery's first scene entrance - 'I know a guy who can do this. Boom! Long hair, prison, boom! Walk! One of the coolest entrances of all time'▶ 30:52

Best Quote

Bill Simmons'Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen'▶ 50:44
Mina KimesDeep cut quotes: 'You must never hesitate' and 'That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen' and the feet scene dialogue▶ 49:05

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsMy stock has aged the worst (referring to their previous assessment of an actress)▶ 54:46

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsMentions having one more pick but doesn't reveal it in this segment▶ 55:56
Chris RyanSPEAKER_00's belief in Claire Forlani▶ 54:59

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsSean Connery insisted the producers built a cabin for him on Alcatraz because he didn't want to travel back and forth to the mainland every day▶ 56:02

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsArnold SchwarzeneggerGlad Schwarzenegger didn't take the John Patrick Mason role - 'Thank God that didn't happen'▶ 1:04:06
Chris RyanTony ScottTony Scott would have made a tighter version but without the over-the-top elements like the crucifix/flag imagery▶ 1:04:21
Mina KimesMichael BayPrefers Bay's version - doesn't want to give up moments like the air conditioner falling on the guy's head▶ 1:04:44

Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsDavid MorseThe guy who's basically the last guy standing at the end with the strong pronounced chin (from Gregory, unsure of exact name but thinks it's Spoiletter)▶ 1:04:51
Chris RyanBrief agreement but cut off▶ 1:05:04

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsWilliam ForsytheAcknowledged Anthony Clark tried for the award but failed, agreed VX gas could win as first inanimate object, and accepted William Forsyth as a person option▶ 1:10:17
Chris RyanVX gas - nominated as first inanimate object for the award, citing its small screen time but memorable impact▶ 1:10:22
Mina KimesWilliam ForsytheWilliam Forsyth as Paxton (FBI assistant) - praised his nuanced performance showing character evolution from interrogation asshole to sympathetic figure▶ 1:11:09

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsIf Sean Connery was James Bond, he would have had to be 83 years old in the movie, which is too old, and James Bond was in the British Navy not Army - theory has been debunked▶ 1:29:35
Chris RyanWhy is Jade Angelou the name of his daughter▶ 1:30:08
Mina KimesWhy was Sean Connery's first stop after escaping a Led Zeppelin concert where he impregnated the mother of Jade Angelou▶ 1:29:59

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsQuestions the success rate of atropine injections for nerve gas and concerns about civilians being able to inject themselves in the heart properly▶ 1:30:37
Chris RyanWorried about missing the heart when self-injecting atropine - lack of experience stabbing yourself in the heart▶ 1:30:52
Mina KimesNick Cage as a scientist having an impossibly nice friends-level loft apartment in D.C. that he shouldn't be able to afford▶ 1:30:23

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (38)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Armageddon (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Mina Kimes, Bill Simmons▶ 21:07
Crimson Tide (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Mina Kimes, Chris Ryan▶ 2:04
Die Hard (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Chris Ryan, Mina Kimes▶ 4:19
Con Air (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Mina Kimes, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 14:32
Bad Boys (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Mina Kimes, Bill Simmons▶ 2:09
Platoon (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mina Kimes, Chris Ryan▶ 38:29
Weapons (2025)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mina Kimes▶ 1:58
Escape from Alcatraz (1979)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:18:54
Jaws (1975)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 2:54
Leaving Las Vegas (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 14:14
Lethal Weapon (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan▶ 33:19
National Treasure (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Mina Kimes▶ 18:48

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael BayIMDb ↗Lb ↗37Bill Simmons, Mina Kimes, Chris RyanArmageddon▶ 1:43
Tony ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris RyanUnstoppable, True Romance▶ 43:03
Quentin TarantinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanReservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn▶ 42:40
Clint EastwoodIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsMillion Dollar Baby, Gran Torino, Unforgiven▶ 5:07
John WooIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 43:03
Oliver StoneIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsBorn on the Fourth of July, Platoon, JFK▶ 1:08:29

Actors Referenced (63)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Sean ConneryIMDb ↗Lb ↗68Bill Simmons, Mina Kimes, Chris RyanDr. No, The Untouchables, The Rock▶ 2:47
Ed HarrisIMDb ↗Lb ↗21Mina Kimes, Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsThe Truman Show▶ 2:22
Don SimpsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Chris RyanDays of Thunder, Beverly Hills Cop, The Rock▶ 2:04
Michael BeanIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mina Kimes▶ 39:08
John SpencerIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris RyanWarGames, The Rock▶ 17:42
Nicolas CageIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Mina Kimes, Bill SimmonsFace/Off, Leaving Las Vegas▶ 17:42
Tony ToddIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Mina Kimes, Chris RyanThe Rock▶ 42:35
Stanley AndersonIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Mina KimesArmageddon, Runaway Jury▶ 20:24
Arnold SchwarzeneggerIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanTerminator 2: Judgment Day, The Terminator▶ 17:36
Claire ForlaniIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsMeet Joe Black▶ 54:31
David MorseIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mina Kimes, Chris RyanThe Green Mile, The Hurt Locker, The Rock▶ 30:18
Phil HartmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsSo I Married an Axe Murderer, Jingle All the Way▶ 53:21

Writers Referenced (9)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Jerry BruckheimerIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill SimmonsTop Gun: Maverick, Armageddon▶ 2:04
Oscar WildeIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Mina KimesThe Importance of Being Earnest▶ 14:28
Ama QuaoIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 1:03:52
Aaron SorkinIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Mina KimesA Few Good Men▶ 1:13:57
Charlie KaufmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 15:45
David WeisbergIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Rock, Double Jeopardy▶ 1:14:08
Douglas CookIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Rock, Double Jeopardy▶ 1:14:09
Kenneth LonerganIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanManchester by the Sea, You Can Count on Me▶ 20:24
Mark RosnerIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Rock▶ 1:14:11

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsSpeed, Twister, Donnie Darko▶ 43:39