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'What Lies Beneath’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Mallory Rubin

January 14, 2026 · What Lies Beneath (2000) · Drama · Horror · Mystery · 1:44:27 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Joey Pants Award

Bill SimmonsJoe MooneyDiscussed multiple 'that guy' actors including Rogan (cameraman in Anchorman), Wendy Creason, Diana Scarwood, and Joe Mooney from Terminator 2▶ 23:27
Chris RyanReferenced Joey Pants and discussed Rogan, but mentioned having his own 'that guy' pick that wasn't revealed in this segment▶ 23:28
Craig HorlbeckMentioned getting actors like those in The Matrix and compared 'that guy' actors to Robert Horry - having titles but as side characters▶ 22:37

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Mallory RubinIf you stay in a haunted house that long you deserve to maybe die - Claire should have left pretty early after all the horrible things happening▶ 29:41

Horlbeck Runtime Scale

Bill Simmons154 minutes is probably the right move▶ 32:08
Chris RyanAgrees it could be shorter, citing unnecessary lengthy sequences like the trip to get the key▶ 32:40
Mallory RubinShould be shorter, remove about 20 minutes from the front - the slow deliberate pacing is too much on rewatch▶ 32:11

Watch Party

Bill SimmonsSafe scary - kids can watch it, good for casual viewing situations like visiting girlfriend in college▶ 33:14
Chris RyanLate summer vacation vibes - last two days of vacation before going home, with water nearby▶ 32:32

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe dinner scene (loves double dates with info gathering and couple dynamics), the Ouija board scene (notes Ouija board scenes always work)▶ 36:12
Chris RyanThe binoculars jump scare through the fence, though notes the first half hour is somewhat unnecessary▶ 35:56
Mallory RubinThe fear sex scene between Claire and Norman, and enjoys the dinner scene dynamics▶ 37:05

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsAgrees Warren might do both - kill Mary and leave her for a student, calling it a 'same game parlay'▶ 42:03
Chris RyanDiscusses Michelle Pfeiffer's realization that there's a huge chunk of her life she doesn't remember, particularly regarding the car accident▶ 42:19
Mallory RubinHow many years into the future does Warren kill Mary? Because for sure he kills her. He just leaves her for a student. Or maybe both.▶ 41:54

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsClaire finds the buried chest leading into semi crying, confessing Harrison Ford▶ 45:42

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Chris RyanJodie - thinks they left potential on the table, could have been witchier▶ 1:02:52
Mallory RubinJodie - calls her 'awful, awful' for not telling about Norman's cheating▶ 1:03:29

Hall of Fame Plaque

Mallory RubinIf you're going to kill me, don't do it in the same way you killed your mistress who you cheated on me with. It's just insulting.▶ 1:10:15

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsNo casting what-ifs because Zemeckis wanted these specific two actors▶ 1:12:49
Chris RyanHarrison FordHarrison Ford turned down Perfect Storm to do What Lies Beneath, creating a casting what-if for Perfect Storm instead▶ 1:12:52

Dion Waiters Award

Mallory RubinDiscussed Ghost Lady and Madison (no lines) as options, questioned if Jodie has too much screen time to qualify▶ 1:13:34

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsTom CruiseGoes through multiple items saying no to most (Harrison Ford, ghost movies, Zemeckis, etc.), maybe to 'cheating husband comeuppance movies', strongly supports Tom Cruise over Tom Hanks▶ 1:19:06
Chris RyanTom HanksTom Hanks - argues this would be counter-programming against his image, like Harrison Ford did▶ 1:20:13
Craig HorlbeckAgainst factoring in actors' shooting schedules when making apex mountain determinations▶ 1:21:38
Mallory RubinTom HanksAgainst Tom Hanks due to scheduling conflicts with Castaway (weight loss/physical transformation incompatible)▶ 1:21:09

What's Aged the Worst

Mallory RubinThe portrayal of empty nest syndrome - the whole 'I've lost my mind because I'm an empty nester now and have no identity' aspect, calling it not the most delicate portrait in the script▶ 1:27:39

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsEnjoyed Fergie the Florist as an option, but didn't make a definitive selection▶ 1:32:02
Chris RyanFergie the Florist - imagining him as the threatening figure ('you're gonna do this for me')▶ 1:31:38
Mallory RubinDiscussed Wayne Jenkins as local law enforcement and expressed that Fergie is one of her favorites, but no single definitive pick▶ 1:32:06

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsIf you're gonna go through all this hullabaloo to kill your mistress, figure out a better place to dump all of her stuff with the necklace - not in front of your dock▶ 1:36:37
Mallory RubinAgrees with the life lesson about poor disposal choices, emphasizing he has a boat and could throw evidence anywhere▶ 1:37:07

Memorabilia Award

Bill SimmonsThe Scott Carino photos - would frame them and give them to Jeff Gallo for Christmas▶ 1:37:18
Chris RyanThe boat, but if not available then his outfit from the boat▶ 1:37:25
Mallory RubinDoes not want Madison's braid▶ 1:37:55

Best Double Feature

Mallory RubinPanic RoomMultiple suggestions: Panic Room (agreed with Bill), Mosquito Coast (Ford as bad guy theme), The Fugitive or Presumed Innocent (guilty/not guilty ambiguity theme)▶ 1:38:57

Who Won the Movie

Craig HorlbeckMichelle PfeifferSaid 'Rock solid' when asked, but unclear if agreeing with Pfeiffer or giving separate answer▶ 1:39:48

Movies Referenced (46)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Fatal Attraction (1987)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 53:12
The Fugitive (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 12:23
Blade Runner (1982)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 22:18
From Hell (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 5:33
The Killer (2023)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin▶ 9:14
Bright (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 48:00
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 1:20:56
Panic Room (2002)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:15:21
Scary Movie (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 52:28
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 17:55
The Lord of the Rings (1978)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Mallory Rubin▶ 1:13:45
The Matrix (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 9:52

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Derwin JamesIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 3:12
Ridley ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Martian, Blade Runner▶ 25:55
Rob ReinerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThis Is Spinal Tap, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 15:25
Christopher NolanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanTenet, Interstellar, Inception▶ 1:42:30
Denis VilleneuveIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Mallory RubinBlade Runner 2049▶ 26:09
Steven SoderberghIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 50:01

Actors Referenced (51)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Harrison FordIMDb ↗Lb ↗56Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanRaiders of the Lost Ark, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope, The Fugitive▶ 3:12
Michelle PfeifferIMDb ↗Lb ↗28Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, Chris RyanWhat Lies Beneath▶ 3:37
Tom HanksIMDb ↗Lb ↗11Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin, Bill SimmonsCast Away, Big, Forrest Gump▶ 25:19
Ouija WhittemoreIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Mallory Rubin▶ 40:02
Richard GereIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck, Mallory RubinPretty Woman, An Officer and a Gentleman▶ 23:52
Ray BakerIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris RyanTotal Recall▶ 12:59
Clark GreggIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Mallory Rubin, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanThe Avengers▶ 26:19
Luke WilsonIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Mallory RubinOld School, The Royal Tenenbaums▶ 25:19
Scott CarinoIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 53:57
Tom CruiseIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Chris Ryan, Craig Horlbeck, Bill SimmonsTop Gun, Minority Report▶ 1:21:59
Elando BaltimoreIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin▶ 1:05:24
Kelly McGillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsWitness, Top Gun▶ 16:00

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Norman SpencerIMDb ↗Lb ↗41Mallory Rubin, Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 20:56
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 33:48

Cinematographers Referenced (3)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Martin FuhrerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsLord of the Flies▶ 57:58
Don BurgessIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Mallory RubinForrest Gump, Cast Away▶ 1:32:36
Robert GantzIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 24:08