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‘Cop Land’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

June 2, 2022 · Cop Land (1997) · Crime · Drama · Thriller · 1:29:27

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe bar scene with Leota versus Berg gambling talk and Leota versus Patrick with dart to the nose▶ 29:18
Chris RyanContributed commentary on the Superboy shooting scene and Stallone/De Niro confrontations but no clear single pick▶ 28:40
Sean FennesseyDiscussed multiple scenes including Superboy's accident/shooting scene details and praised the bar scene with Leota▶ 28:05

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsThe whole sequence starting with the peeper yelling about gambling through Big C at the bar - argues it's the template for The Sopranos▶ 33:22
Chris RyanThe 'go to lunch' scene with the mayor shutting down the case▶ 32:18
Sean FennesseyThe 'you blew it' scene - personal pick due to shared experience with his brother▶ 33:38

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsThe movie's relevance post-recent years in America regarding police issues, James Mangold's successful career trajectory, Peter Berg's performance, two Bruce Springsteen songs in a Jersey movie, and six actors who later went to The Sopranos▶ 36:48
Chris RyanEdie Falco smoking (especially attractive on screen), good smoking details throughout the film, Joey Rando's chunky Filas fashion coming back, and the restrained use of needle drops▶ 35:33
Sean FennesseyThe authentic depiction of cop bar culture (pinball, dartboard, group dynamics) and good Springsteen song choices that weren't the obvious picks▶ 39:28

Slow Ride Award

Bill SimmonsSpringsteen's Stolen Car▶ 39:57
Chris RyanSpringsteen's Stolen Car (agrees with the pick)▶ 40:00

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Chris RyanDe Niro's Turkey Sandwich (Moe's Sandwich)▶ 41:21
Sean FennesseyKathy Moriarty cocktail given to Superboy as runner-up▶ 41:53

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsFour Aces▶ 42:32
Chris RyanConsidered Scores, noting it was culturally significant and mentioned in rap songs▶ 42:34
Sean FennesseySuggested Scores and the shootout on the George Washington Bridge as alternatives▶ 42:53

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsWide shot of Stallone with the whole river and bridge behind him at the start of the shootout - described as a nice poster shot▶ 43:26
Chris RyanRay standing against the above-ground pool with the light reflecting off the green and white aluminum siding▶ 43:11
Sean FennesseyAgreed that both picks represent signature filmmaker moments showing visual ambition beyond just telling another crime story▶ 43:33

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsMultiple complaints: the logic of showing Superboy to residents then killing him, better legal defense existed for the car accident, not enough sports on TV in background, drunk driving scenes aged poorly, young Stallone casting in flashback looked bad, Kathy Moriarty's aging between films▶ 47:15
Chris RyanRay's operation is a house of cards where any guy getting in trouble could flip on the whole setup, and the drunk driving scene where Leo lets blacked-out Freddie drive home▶ 48:07
Sean FennesseyThe confusing logic of showing 30 residents that Superboy is alive then immediately killing him, and questioning why Ray would wait to kill him instead of doing it right away▶ 46:59

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsStallone's dismissive attitude toward the movie - his lack of pride in Cop Land▶ 50:08

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsSearching for Superboy▶ 52:04
Sean FennesseyNo - thinks Copland is an amazing title▶ 52:11

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsThe biggest mistake Stallone made was gaining 40 pounds for this movie because his face was never the same after losing the weight, leading to his later plastic surgery look▶ 56:42
Chris RyanJoey Randone was right - analyzed the 1996 Bulls-Knicks playoff series and argued Joey nearly covered the spread, losing by only 13 points when he had 12▶ 53:39
Sean FennesseyThis is a top 10 De Niro performance - argued that despite 10 obvious classics, he'd rather rewatch this De Niro performance than some of the acclaimed ones like Raging Bull▶ 55:22

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsBeing right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddie▶ 57:24
Chris RyanNo, we're coming from Forest Hills, sweetheart. I'm John McEnroe. That's Jimmy Connors.▶ 57:40
Sean FennesseyAgainst the five-time NBA champs? What kind of bet is that?▶ 57:48

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsRay LiottaRay Liotta as Sheriff Freddie and Sly Stallone as Figsy would make the movie bad and not work▶ 1:00:01
Chris RyanGary SiniseDiscusses how Sinise would be different from Stallone - more of a 'stepped on littler guy' versus Stallone's 'gentle giant'▶ 1:00:24
Sean FennesseyGary SiniseGary Sinise as Freddie would have been interesting due to his experience playing disabled characters and gravity as an actor▶ 1:00:11

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsHarvey KeitelDiscusses Harvey Keitel's yelling scene but feels it's not great overacting, more like coasting performance▶ 1:01:41
Chris RyanRay LiottaSuggests Ray Liotta's bridge scene ('Leo! He jumped! Oh my Jesus!') as overacting, asks about Figsy but concludes no▶ 1:02:14
Sean FennesseyHarvey KeitelDefends Keitel yelling as always fun, references his Reservoir Dogs performance▶ 1:02:51

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsJaneane Garofalo's casting and performance in the deputy role▶ 1:03:21
Chris RyanDefends the casting choice somewhat, noting the town only has three cops and appreciates her character's ending▶ 1:04:18
Sean FennesseyUnderstands the character concept but acknowledges Garofalo as pure Gen X disaffection that doesn't fit the role▶ 1:04:08

Teddy KGB Award

Bill SimmonsJaneane GarofaloJaneane Garofalo - 'just shouldn't have been in the movie'▶ 1:06:11

Dion Waiters Award

Sean FennesseyJohn SpencerDiscussed John Spencer but didn't give a final pick▶ 1:06:40

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsNoah EmmerichSays no for Stallone, Leota, James Mangold. Considers Rappaport but settles on Beautiful Girls over this movie. Suggests Noah Emmerich's apex is Truman Show. Proposes Pre-Sopranos Jersey Cop Scumbags as apex mountain category.▶ 1:10:12
Chris RyanRobert De NiroSuggests this could be apex mountain for 'Just About to Sell Out De Niro' - the peak of post-Golden Age, pre-sellout De Niro▶ 1:10:53
Sean FennesseyRobert De NiroProvides detailed filmography for De Niro 1995-1997. States Noah Emmerich's apex mountain is The Americans, not this movie. Identifies Analyze This as key moment when De Niro shifted to easier comedy roles.▶ 1:11:17

Racehorse Name Award

Bill SimmonsSuperboy▶ 1:12:55
Chris RyanSuperboy▶ 1:13:03

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsWant more background/flashback on the chokehold cop; Is this better if Keitel and De Niro switch roles; In 2022, is Superboy a podcaster▶ 1:18:02
Chris RyanExplains the chokehold cop situation (police brutality case, in jail, grand jury); thinks role switching wouldn't make it worse; suggests Berta could have a podcast▶ 1:18:11
Sean FennesseyDiscusses trade-offs of role switching (lose 'you blow it' but get more De Niro); asks why De Niro did this movie▶ 1:18:50

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsJon BernthalJohn Berthal as Wayne Jenkins▶ 1:20:55
Bill SimmonsJon BernthalBerthal could have played multiple parts; Catherine Han could play Liz.▶ 1:21:03

Just One Oscar

Chris RyanJ.T. WalshDiscussed J.T. Walsh as bartender at four aces, with SPEAKER_01 agreeing he would have been like the John Spencer character▶ 1:21:08
Sean FennesseyJ.T. WalshAgreed J.T. Walsh would have been his answer, comparing him to John Spencer's role▶ 1:21:10

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsPrince of the CityPrince of the City paired with Copland (Prince of the City first, then Copland)▶ 1:21:52
Chris RyanPride and GloryTwo suggestions: Pride and Glory (Colin Farrell, Ed Norton) or Place Beyond the Pines (Ray Liotta performance)▶ 1:22:25
Sean FennesseyPrince of the CityAgrees with Prince of the City first, then Copland, with preference for better movie running first in double features▶ 1:22:14

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsDon't live in the part in your jersey that's really close to the water▶ 1:24:18
Chris RyanYou don't go down Broadway to get to Broadway▶ 1:24:14
Sean FennesseyMove diagonal - life is not a straight line, you have to constantly pivot and make choices▶ 1:24:41

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (51)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Goodfellas (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 5:02
Jackie Brown (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗8Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons▶ 34:28
Pulp Fiction (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 10:14
Walk the Line (2005)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons▶ 17:28
Noah (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 16:33
Prince of the City (1981)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 1:21:52
Casino (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey▶ 55:41
Knocked Up (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 24:02
Raging Bull (1980)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons▶ 49:34
The Rock (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 1:08:00
Wag the Dog (1997)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Sean Fennessey▶ 1:11:05
Analyze This (1999)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Sean Fennessey▶ 1:11:40

Directors Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
James MangoldIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 10:58
Chris CornerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsThe Saint, Open Your Eyes▶ 1:17:28
Howard HawksIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 21:48
John FordIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 21:48

Actors Referenced (45)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Robert De NiroIMDb ↗Lb ↗29Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanCape Fear, Raging Bull, Taxi Driver▶ 10:48
Ray LiottaIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyGoodfellas, Field of Dreams▶ 2:47
Edie FalcoIMDb ↗Lb ↗12Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 16:49
Harvey KeitelIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyReservoir Dogs, The Grand Budapest Hotel▶ 9:53
Frank VincentIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsGoodfellas, Casino▶ 16:47
Janeane GarofaloIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyRatatouille▶ 9:55
Method ManIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyGarden State▶ 11:47
Robert PatrickIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyTerminator 2: Judgment Day▶ 16:07
John SpencerIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsWarGames, The Rock▶ 16:37
Paul CalderonIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Chris RyanKing of New York, Four Rooms, Pulp Fiction▶ 16:54
Gary SiniseIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Chris RyanForrest Gump, Of Mice and Men, Apollo 13▶ 1:00:08
Malik YobaIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris RyanCool Runnings, Cop Land▶ 16:39

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Bruce SpringsteenIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseyThe Wrestler, Philadelphia▶ 38:27
Harvey WeinsteinIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Sean FennesseyShakespeare in Love, The Hateful Eight▶ 24:11
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 23:32
Taylor SheridanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanHell or High Water, Wind River▶ 13:45

Cinematographers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Gordon WillisIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyThe Godfather Part II▶ 43:09
Albert CarIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 39:57