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‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman

July 5, 2022 · Misery (1990) · Drama · Thriller · 1:32:25

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Best Quote

Brian KoppelmanThe 'Dago line' - 'What's the name of that Dago who painted the ceiling?' referring to Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel▶ 33:29

Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes: opening credits/car accident, tomato soup scene (first time seeing she's crazy), when she reveals she never called anyone, wrong typewriter paper scene, Paul's escape sequence, hobbling scene, Farnsworth's death, and the final fight scene▶ 43:57
Brian KoppelmanThe dinner scene, particularly debating whether Annie spilled the wine intentionally (believes she did)▶ 44:35

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsPaul Sheldon book jacket photo, Dom Perignon line, the 'N' key not working on typewriter (writer PTSD), Goldman homage with Paul Sheldon having four Knicks seats, and the hobbling scene change from book▶ 56:22

Slow Ride Award

Bill SimmonsThe happy opening credit song▶ 1:00:46
Brian KoppelmanAgrees with the opening credits song with trumpets, also praises Mark Shiman's score work▶ 1:00:59

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe meatloaf (spam meatloaf)▶ 1:01:47
Brian KoppelmanDon Perignon▶ 1:02:05

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsThe basement - described as psycho-esque with long staircase down to dark, dungeon-y basement▶ 1:02:13
Brian KoppelmanThe fancy Four Seasons restaurant at the end where he's living it up with desserts▶ 1:02:28

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsWhen Paul wakes up after falling asleep and pulling the knife - Annie's face appears with lightning going off, camera going up▶ 1:02:50

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsThe hobbling scene being too painful to watch, writing on a typewriter looking amazingly primitive, and the movie being a little slow especially in the first hour▶ 1:04:37
Brian KoppelmanThe implausible police investigation - how cops couldn't connect the dots between Paul's disappearance route and Annie Wilkes' known murderous history, even with 1990 technology▶ 1:03:39

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsNo, there is not a better title▶ 1:05:53
Brian KoppelmanNo, it's a great title▶ 1:05:56

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsKathy Bates in Misery is the best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade, better than Frances McDormand in Fargo, Halle Berry in Monster's Ball, Emma Stone in La La Land, and others▶ 1:07:11
Brian KoppelmanSuggests Charlize Theron in Monster as another contender but acknowledges not loving that movie, seems to generally agree with the Kathy Bates assessment▶ 1:08:09

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsWilliam HurtLists extensive casting alternatives for Paul Sheldon role including William Hurt (offered twice), Kevin Kline, Michael Douglas, Harrison Ford, Dustin Hoffman, De Niro, Pacino, Richard Dreyfuss, Gene Hackman, and Robert Redford - all turned it down. Notes Dreyfuss and Bette Midler expressed regret.▶ 1:08:41

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsRichard FarnsworthFarnsworth (for at least the Craig's generation)▶ 1:09:48
Brian KoppelmanFrances SternhagenSternhagen (Cliff Clavin's mom from Cheers)▶ 1:09:54

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsKathy BatesShe also wins the Dion Waiters Award▶ 1:10:11
Brian KoppelmanKathy BatesAgrees with the pick▶ 1:10:29

Half-Assed Internet Research

Bill SimmonsMultiple trivia facts including James Caan showing up hungover requiring reshoots, Stephen King's Annie Wilkes being his favorite character, acting clash between Caan and Bates over rehearsal styles, Broadway adaptation details, forensic analysis of Annie's mental illness, fake legs production details, and King's admission that the story represented his drug dependency▶ 1:11:03
Brian KoppelmanSome scenes appear to have been looped/ADR'd in post-production due to questionable performances, possibly related to the James Caan hungover shooting issue▶ 1:11:40

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsKathy BatesKathy Bates - no question▶ 1:13:24

Hall of Fame Plaque

Bill SimmonsAnnie Wilkes from Misery for Kathy Bates▶ 1:15:20
Brian KoppelmanAgrees with Annie Wilkes, praising Bates as an incredible all-star actor▶ 1:15:29

Racehorse Name Award

Bill SimmonsSuggested multiple options: Misery, Annie Wilkes, Dragon Nurse, and Sheldon's Misery▶ 1:15:51
Brian KoppelmanSheldon's Misery▶ 1:16:05

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

Bill SimmonsPrestige TV limited series with gender flip - two women, set in period or modern 2022 all-female Misery▶ 1:20:44
Brian KoppelmanAgrees gender flip would be compelling but expresses concerns about modern setting due to technology making characters too findable▶ 1:21:00

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsJ.T. WalshJT Walsh - already in the movie▶ 1:22:17

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsKathy BatesBates▶ 1:22:29

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsHas one unanswerable question but says it ties into another category, doesn't specify what it is▶ 1:22:34
Brian KoppelmanHad unanswerable questions about her nursing time but says they were already covered▶ 1:22:38

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsThe King of ComedyInitially suggested Stand By Me and Misery (Double Rob Reiner), then Dead Zone and Misery (Stephen King double feature), but ultimately settled on King of Comedy and Misery as the best pairing▶ 1:24:05
Brian KoppelmanSomething WildSomething Wild and Misery - pairing Ray Liotta films where his role flips from being the crazed stalker to the victim▶ 1:23:49

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsDon't have fans, don't drive a 66 Mustang during a blizzard, and if you're successful like Paul Sheldon, buy your own place instead of staying at lodges▶ 1:28:21
Brian KoppelmanCheck the weather before you leave, avoid driving Mustangs in bad weather, and have a routine where you check in with people before and after you leave someplace▶ 1:28:38

Who Won the Movie

Brian KoppelmanKathy BatesKathy Bates, with honorable mention to Reiner▶ 1:29:27

Movies Referenced (27)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Stand by Me (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗10Brian Koppelman, Bill Simmons▶ 5:27
The Shining (1980)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Brian Koppelman, Bill Simmons▶ 5:44
Pretty Woman (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Brian Koppelman▶ 40:47
A Few Good Men (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Brian Koppelman, Bill Simmons▶ 44:21
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 55:01
Hannibal (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 30:49
Carrie (1976)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 10:23
Dracula (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:01:07
Good Time (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 38:40
The Prestige (2006)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2▶ 0:15
Before We Go (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:31:33
Den of Thieves (2018)IMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:02:08

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Rob ReinerIMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Brian KoppelmanThis Is Spinal Tap, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 2:32
Warren BeattyIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Brian Koppelman, Bill SimmonsHeaven Can Wait▶ 18:33
John ColoradoIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Brian KoppelmanHancock▶ 1:03:26
George Roy HillIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsThe Sting, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Slap Shot▶ 17:46
John DahlIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Brian Koppelman▶ 22:52
Tony ScottIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsUnstoppable, True Romance▶ 1:13:40

Actors Referenced (61)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Kathy BatesIMDb ↗Lb ↗33Bill Simmons, Brian KoppelmanMisery, Titanic▶ 3:24
Paul NewmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗23Bill Simmons, Brian KoppelmanRoad to Perdition, The Verdict▶ 2:02
James CaanIMDb ↗Lb ↗16Bill Simmons, Brian KoppelmanThief, Rollerball, Misery▶ 3:24
Richard FarnsworthIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill SimmonsThe Straight Story, Misery, The Natural▶ 51:30
Anthony HopkinsIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsThe Silence of the Lambs▶ 30:49
Michael DouglasIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Brian Koppelman, Bill SimmonsWall Street, Romancing the Stone▶ 38:30
Richard GereIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill SimmonsPretty Woman, An Officer and a Gentleman▶ 42:15
Charlie WardIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Brian KoppelmanTombstone▶ 1:00:03
Donald SutherlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Brian Koppelman▶ 39:51
Mark JacksonIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Brian Koppelman, Bill Simmons▶ 59:37
Bette MidlerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 29:51
Danny TrejoIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsMachete, From Dusk Till Dawn, Predators▶ 0:12

Writers Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Stephen KingIMDb ↗Lb ↗32Brian Koppelman, Bill Simmons▶ 1:39
John GrishamIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Brian Koppelman, Bill SimmonsRunaway Jury, A Time to Kill▶ 5:01
James KahnIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Brian Koppelman▶ 52:20
Brian KoppelmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsRunaway Jury, Michael Clayton▶ 1:16:08
J.K. RowlingIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Brian Koppelman▶ 4:24
Peter StraubIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Brian Koppelman▶ 6:45