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‘Planes, Trains, and Automobiles’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan

November 29, 2022 · Planes, Trains & Automobiles (1987) · Comedy · Drama · 1:33:19

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Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsNeal has a home but chooses not to go there because it reminds him of his wife - he just moves around avoiding home▶ 23:48

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsTom HanksTom Hanks was discussed as a possibility but was probably too youthful at the time - maybe Tom Hanks in seven years could have done it. Few actors could pull off being the everyman who's kind of a dick but still likeable due to career baggage.▶ 38:36
Van LathanSteve MartinAgreed Tom Hanks was too youthful and hadn't shown his harder edge yet (before A League of Their Own). Steve Martin had a unique ability to look older than his age and could be both the clown and adult in the room simultaneously.▶ 38:59

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill Simmonsthe deleted scene of him eating a hot dog while smoking the cigarette▶ 1:01:37
Van Lathanthe doritos paired with the tequila in the room when they're raiding the mini bar▶ 1:01:48

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsSays there's no scene stealing locations because it's all everyman territory with characters moving around, doesn't provide a specific pick▶ 1:02:08

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsThe wife character and the family connection in general - lack of scenes showing him connecting with his family▶ 1:03:07
Van LathanAgrees about the wife character, noting the actress had her story cut from the movie▶ 1:03:41

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsAll the 1987 travel stuff - cigarette smoking everywhere, no cell phones, no apps, no Uber/Lyft, no Airbnb, traveling in suits, showing up 2 minutes before flights, no way to exchange contact info▶ 1:04:59
Van LathanThe traveling salesman job itself has aged the worst▶ 1:04:28

Best Quote

Bill Simmonsher first baby come out sideways she didn't scream or nothing▶ 1:07:25

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsJohn Candy doesn't get the respect he deserves for his place in comedy history - he's at like 85-88% when he should be at 100%▶ 1:09:33
Van LathanJohn Candy was the most enduring of the three physical comedians (Belushi, Farley, Candy) from a body of work standpoint▶ 1:09:54

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsDylan BakerDylan Baker as Gus's son▶ 1:12:54
Van LathanDylan BakerDylan Baker as Gus's son▶ 1:12:46

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsSteve MartinSays no to Steve Martin's apex mountain being this movie, suggests it was late 70s when The Jerk came out when he was the biggest comedian in the world▶ 1:16:59
Van LathanJohn CandyUncle Buck for John Candy - says that's his apex mountain because he's carrying everything in that movie▶ 1:17:52

Racehorse Name Award

Bill Simmonsbraidwood▶ 1:19:51

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsNeil's inconsistent money situation - willing to pay $75 for a cab but won't get his own hotel room; could have driven the burnt car but upholstery would be 130 degrees; they would have died of frostbite in the convertible; confusion about John Candy's black eye origin; not lost long enough for it to be a big ordeal - only 48 hours from Tuesday to Thursday▶ 1:20:09
Van LathanNeil's confusing money situation throughout the movie; St. Louis to Chicago is only 4-4.5 hours but they act like it's a 12-hour drive and much more time passes than should have; Neil punches Dell in deleted scenes which would fundamentally change the dynamic▶ 1:22:05

Sequel/Prequel/Limited Series/Remake

Bill SimmonsUntouchable, but could be talked into all black cast remake▶ 1:24:49
Van LathanUntouchable - can't go back on it now▶ 1:24:46

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsSteve BuscemiSteve Buscemi - belongs in this movie▶ 1:27:16
Van LathanSteve BuscemiSteve Buscemi - he definitely has a place in this movie somewhere▶ 1:27:22

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsJohn CandyCandy (John Candy for acting) or maybe the screenplay▶ 1:27:29
Van LathanJohn CandyCandy (John Candy for acting)▶ 1:27:34

Best Double Feature

Bill SimmonsPlanes, Trains & AutomobilesVacation and Planes Trains and Automobiles▶ 1:28:28
Van LathanPlanes, Trains & AutomobilesPlanes Trains and Automobiles followed by Christmas Vacation as a Thanksgiving-Christmas double feature▶ 1:28:41

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill Simmonsdon't ever put your wallet in the glove compartment▶ 1:29:57
Van Lathanalways ask about somebody's trauma▶ 1:30:03

Who Won the Movie

Movies Referenced (34)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Road Trip (2000)IMDb ↗Lb ↗20Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 3:32
Uncle Buck (1989)IMDb ↗Lb ↗17Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 10:24
Tommy Boy (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 8:31
Midnight Run (1988)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 8:06
Home Alone (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Van Lathan, Bill Simmons▶ 24:49
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Van Lathan▶ 1:49
Sideways (2004)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 1:07:25
Sing (2016)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan▶ 1:00:32
Smile (2022)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Van Lathan▶ 20:25
Dumb and Dumber (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 8:22
Scream (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:07:25
Total Recall (1990)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Van Lathan▶ 1:15:12

Directors Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
John HughesIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Van LathanPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, The Breakfast Club▶ 7:18
Mike NicholsIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanThe Graduate▶ 52:49

Actors Referenced (16)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Steve MartinIMDb ↗Lb ↗22Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsThe Jerk▶ 2:16
John CandyIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Van Lathan, Bill SimmonsPlanes, Trains & Automobiles, Uncle Buck, Spaceballs▶ 2:16
Kevin HartIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Van LathanRide Along, Central Intelligence▶ 1:14:06
Dylan BakerIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, Van LathanRevolutionary Road▶ 29:01
Larry BirdIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsSpace Jam, Blue Chips▶ 53:09
Ben SteinIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsFerris Bueller's Day Off, The Mask▶ 1:12:08
Charlie SheenIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsWall Street▶ 1:19:13
Chris FarleyIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsTommy Boy▶ 1:10:55
Idris ElbaIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van Lathan▶ 1:27:05
Kevin BaconIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Van LathanFootloose, Hollow Man▶ 5:51
Kurt AndonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:39
Martin NeilIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 1:23:34