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‘Project X’ With Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, and Craig Horlbeck

June 28, 2022 · Project X (2012) · Comedy · Thriller · 1:27:35 · ▶ Listen on Spotify

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsMultiple scenes: spreading the word at high school, meeting Miles Teller in liquor store, getting drugs from T-Rex, party taking off, Robert the neighbor confrontation, cops hiding everyone in backyard▶ 18:49
Craig HorlbeckContributes to discussion of T-Rex scene and Robert the neighbor scene, notes security guards being like 12 years old▶ 21:25
David JacobyAgrees with T-Rex scene and cops hiding everyone in backyard scene (calls it 'best scene of the last 10 years')▶ 21:23

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsJB, why do you have a boner? and various other quotes mentioned throughout discussion▶ 36:54
Craig HorlbeckDiscussed quotes like 'you guys fucking suck' and 'hey, you didn't pay us' but no single definitive pick▶ 37:45
David JacobyWe're going to have to let this thing burn out before we think about going back in▶ 31:55

Slow Ride Award

Bill SimmonsPursuit of Happiness wins, though acknowledges Heads Will Roll was close▶ 41:04
David JacobyDiscusses both Pursuit of Happiness and Heads Will Roll as the two crescendos/peaks of the party without clearly stating a preference▶ 41:24

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsBody shots off the neck▶ 41:51
Craig HorlbeckMentions ecstasy and highlights JB offering red wine to a woman who then shotguns beer instead▶ 42:13

Great Shot Gordo Award

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill SimmonsJB - needed 15% more from the character, underdeveloped and not essential▶ 42:57
Craig HorlbeckThe mom - performance was bad and looked like beginning of a porno▶ 42:43
David JacobyNo weak links - considers it a perfect film▶ 42:39

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsThe disclaimer at the beginning being weird, Costa's inappropriate language, reference to Playboy's Pac-10 issue since Playboy no longer publishes with nudity, and Dax filming people hooking up without consent▶ 45:02
Craig HorlbeckThe disclaimer at the beginning - couldn't tell if it was actual disclaimer or bragging about how epic the party was▶ 45:05
David JacobyDax non-consensually filming people hooking up - noted it seemed fine originally but feels wrong on rewatch▶ 46:14

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsProject XX (college sequel four years later) was one of the biggest missed sequel opportunities of the last decade▶ 51:51
Craig HorlbeckThe party was worth it for Thomas - he gained confidence, popularity, and will have a better college experience▶ 50:52
David JacobyProject X is the greatest piece of art that our species have ever accomplished, surpassing the Mona Lisa, Sistine Chapel, and Schindler's List▶ 54:54

Casting What-Ifs

Bill SimmonsExplained the casting process - they avoided solo casting, concentrated on groups of three, and had actors audition together. Noted casting what-ifs 'is just not a lot' for this film.▶ 55:10
Craig HorlbeckHave a low-level pop star like Bobby Brackens (someone weirdly popular in 2012) show up to perform at the party▶ 56:56
David JacobySnoop DoggReplace Miles Teller with Snoop Dogg, Lil Wayne, or Flo Rida to diversify the party and add a different element when the celebrity shows up in the Sprinter van▶ 56:13

Overacting Award

Bill SimmonsBrendanThe high school bully (Brendan) - says everyone's overacting but calls out the bully's 40-second locker scene as 'a cliche of a cliche of a cliche'▶ 57:36
Craig HorlbeckT-RickT-Rick - says he 'goes a little hard' and 'dialed it up'▶ 58:26
David JacobyBrendanBrendan the cool kid/bully - agrees he was the only one actually acting and was very bad, like something from 1974▶ 58:09

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsThe Two Teen Security Guards▶ 1:00:08
David JacobyThe Two Teen Security Guards▶ 59:42

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsMultiple apex mountains: every cast member except Miles Teller, North Pasadena as movie location, movie parties (1-seed candidate), ecstasy in movies (positive portrayal), roof jumps (final four), bouncy castles, Jonah Hill ripoff characters▶ 1:02:46
Craig HorlbeckMovie parties - 'Name me a movie that has a better party scene than this' and 'this is unparalleled'▶ 1:03:28

Racehorse Name Award

Bill SimmonsWheelchair Robert, Project X, Mr. Cub, and My Dad's Mercedes▶ 1:06:12

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsWayne Jenkins playing one of the cops breaking up the party▶ 1:14:08
Craig HorlbeckWayne Jenkins would have been incredible▶ 1:14:13

Just One Oscar

Bill SimmonsKid CudiBest Picture and Best Original Song for Pursuit of Happiness▶ 1:14:27
Craig HorlbeckAgrees with editing choice, noting they had thousands of hours of footage to filter through▶ 1:15:14
David JacobyBest Picture, but if not that, then Best Film Editing▶ 1:14:28

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsWhy wasn't Wheelchair Robert at the party; wouldn't the dog have died from all the drugs/alcohol; what did Costa's next 5 years look like (thinks he becomes like DJ Khaled or tries to capitalize on the party for years like the real Rudy); did T. Rick live and shouldn't he pay for the damage since he had the flamethrower▶ 1:16:07
Craig HorlbeckThinks PETA would hate the movie for the dog treatment; suggests Costa creates party cleanup service or ends up showing party videos in college; asks if T. Rick should pay for damage since he burned it down; wonders if this movie paved the way for Euphoria by being first to show gritty teenage drug use up close▶ 1:16:42
David JacobyAgrees about Wheelchair Robert needing a director's cut storyline; thinks the dog (Milo) doesn't survive; believes Costa becomes a loser in college, ends up as glue guy in worst frat, then runs nightclub at Hooters Casino in Vegas; questions why liability is solely on Thomas when T. Rick brought the flamethrower▶ 1:16:13

Best Double Feature

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsParents should never go anywhere when they have kids between 14 and 18 - stay home 365 days a year during those years▶ 1:24:41
Craig HorlbeckDon't tell all your neighbors you're not going to have a party - it doesn't work and is a waste of time▶ 1:25:11
David JacobyDon't go chasing waterfalls - don't pursue the unattainable (Alexis) when you have something good (Kirby) right in front of you▶ 1:25:40

Who Won the Movie

Bill SimmonsDave JacobyThe soundtrack and Dave Jacoby (co-winners)▶ 1:26:02
Craig HorlbeckThe music or just the fact that the movie was made; agrees it's 'all of us' and 'humanity'▶ 1:27:17
David JacobyKid CudiKid Cudi (specifically for 'Pursuit of Happiness' song)▶ 1:26:15

Movies Referenced (34)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Shooter (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗11Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, Craig Horlbeck▶ 30:55
2012 (2009)IMDb ↗Lb ↗6David Jacoby, Craig Horlbeck, Bill Simmons▶ 14:20
Risky Business (1983)IMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, David Jacoby▶ 6:26
Superbad (2007)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4David Jacoby, Craig Horlbeck, Bill Simmons▶ 16:15
Neighbors (2014)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck▶ 52:06
Top Gun (1986)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3David Jacoby, Bill Simmons▶ 10:15
Casino (1995)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2David Jacoby▶ 1:18:54
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 44:32
Life of Pi (2012)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:15:07
Mad Max (1979)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2David Jacoby▶ 7:20
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons, David Jacoby▶ 40:23
Skyfall (2012)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:15:30

Directors Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Todd PhillipsIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, Craig HorlbeckJoker, Due Date, Old School▶ 10:22
Kosta JokicIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill Simmons▶ 41:12

Actors Referenced (36)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Miles TellerIMDb ↗Lb ↗26Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, Craig HorlbeckWhiplash▶ 10:08
Rick ShapiroIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, David Jacoby, Craig HorlbeckProject X▶ 22:42
Alexis KnappIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Craig Horlbeck, David Jacoby, Bill SimmonsPitch Perfect, Project X▶ 46:05
Chet HanksIMDb ↗Lb ↗5David JacobyProject X▶ 1:01:59
Dax FlameIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Craig HorlbeckProject X, 21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street▶ 7:47
Chris RagerIMDb ↗Lb ↗4David Jacoby▶ 48:10
Jonah HillIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Craig Horlbeck21 Jump Street, 22 Jump Street, The Wolf of Wall Street▶ 16:15
Snoop DoggIMDb ↗Lb ↗4David Jacoby, Bill SimmonsTraining Day▶ 39:31
Kid CudiIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill SimmonsThe Harder They Fall, Don't Look Up, Need for Speed▶ 29:05
Steve AokiIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, David JacobyThe Raid 2▶ 33:31
Burt ReynoldsIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsBoogie Nights, Smokey and the Bandit, Striptease▶ 48:34
Chris RockIMDb ↗Lb ↗2David Jacoby, Bill SimmonsThe Longest Yard▶ 29:43

Writers Referenced (2)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Matt DrakeIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsProject X▶ 10:38
Michael BacallIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill SimmonsInglourious Basterds, 21 Jump Street▶ 10:38

Cinematographers Referenced (1)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Michael GrantlandIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, David JacobyThe Other Guys▶ 3:50