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‘So I Married an Axe Murderer’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

October 17, 2023 · So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) · Comedy · Romance · 1:42:21

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Most Rewatchable Scene

Bill SimmonsThe opening coffee shop scene where Charlie orders a cappuccino and does beat poetry▶ 26:09
Chris RyanThe opening coffee shop scene▶ 26:11

Big Kahuna Burger Award

Bill SimmonsThe butcher shop scene where Mike Myers helps behind the counter with meat cuts▶ 35:24
Chris RyanDiscussed the butcher shop scene's poor butchery and health code violations, including Nancy Travis slapping meat with a knife▶ 36:06

What's Aged the Best

Bill SimmonsMultiple picks: The Queen Elizabeth dartboard in the bathroom, drunk beer drinking dads on 70s recliners with bottles next to them, and the movie credits in the beginning with the Boo Radleys and giant cappuccino cup as representing the fun 90s era when everybody tried to copy Goodfellas▶ 48:45
Chris RyanAgrees with Bill's assessment of the 90s Goodfellas-copying era, saying 'I miss that era'▶ 49:38

Great Shot Gordo Award

Bill SimmonsThe cappuccino scene▶ 49:45
Chris RyanThe cappuccino scene▶ 49:44

Dion Waiters Award

Bill SimmonsDiscussed Elizabeth Shue in The Saint and Nicole Kidman in Days of Thunder/The Peacemaker but didn't settle on a specific pick▶ 55:13
Chris RyanThe guy who says 'I'm next'▶ 55:08
Sean FennesseyDenise RichardsDenise Richards as Dr. Christmas Jones (nuclear physicist) in The World Is Not Enough▶ 55:35

Den of Thieves Benihana Award

Bill SimmonsMentions the hotel at the end and the poetry place as scene-stealing locations▶ 56:51

Butch's Girlfriend Award

Bill Simmonsthe last 15 minutes▶ 57:03
Chris Ryanthe comedy after Grodin and Stephen Wright - the slapsticky 'oh, my balls' stuff▶ 57:11
Sean Fennesseythe slapsticky comedy when he's being chased on the roof▶ 57:17

What's Aged the Worst

Bill SimmonsCan't see Amanda Plummer as a crazy person without thinking of her Pulp Fiction role - she's too typecast and over the top▶ 1:02:39

Is There a Better Title?

Bill SimmonsPissing into the bitches' ocular cavities / So I pissed into the bitches' ocular cavities▶ 1:06:39
Chris RyanDoesn't like the current title, thinks it was trying to copy 'When Harry Met Sally' style but didn't offer specific alternative▶ 1:06:17
Sean FennesseyDiscussed punctuation issues with current title but didn't offer a clear alternative▶ 1:05:35

Probably Unanswerable Questions

Bill SimmonsDo you think that story is true? Or was that Myers just coming up with it?▶ 1:07:00

Best Quote

Bill SimmonsHe'll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow▶ 1:08:04
Sean FennesseyFloat away, you fairy!▶ 1:07:46

Stephen A. Smith Hottest Take Award

Bill SimmonsThey have flirt energy, but not like what would they talk about at dinner energy▶ 1:10:14
Chris RyanHarriet and Charlie don't have any chemistry because all their scenes getting along are montages, so we don't see why she would like him▶ 1:09:55

Picking Nits

Bill SimmonsNancy Travis has the worst taste in men of any actress in the last 35 years - citing her characters' choices across multiple films including Charlie the broke poet▶ 1:11:37
Chris RyanCharlie getting Harriet was a charity case in almost any other scenario▶ 1:10:24
Sean FennesseyCharlie is one of the 10 worst movie characters in history - we know nothing about him except he has Scottish parents and he's a poet, no clear job or career▶ 1:10:32

Apex Mountain

Bill SimmonsNancy TravisNancy Travis (yes), pre-Silicon Valley San Francisco (yes), Haggis (probably yes), Weekly World News (yes), McEwen's Export Beer (probably), Scottish Weddings (unclear)▶ 1:21:37
Chris RyanScotland - citing incredible 90s run with Teenage Fan Club, Scotland making Euros, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Braveheart, and Trainspotting▶ 1:24:35

Is This Movie Better With

Bill SimmonsSteve BuscemiStrong support for Steve Buscemi (as Tony or hotel check-in guy), Danny Trejo, Sam Jackson, and J.T. Walsh all could have easily been in this movie▶ 1:33:04
Chris RyanSteve BuscemiSteve Buscemi as Tony would have been good▶ 1:33:10

Just One Oscar

Chris RyanMike MyersMike Myers for supporting actor for Stewart▶ 1:34:42

Best Double Feature

Sean FennesseySuspicionSuspicion (Hitchcock film with Cary Grant and Joan Fontaine)▶ 1:37:02

Coach Finstock Life Lesson

Bill SimmonsGet your marriage annulled if you find out on your honeymoon that your spouse is brutally widowed multiple times▶ 1:39:21

Movies Referenced (46)

Title (year)LinksMentionsMentioned byFirst
Wayne's World (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗7Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan▶ 2:36
Pulp Fiction (1994)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey▶ 1:03:08
Shrek (2001)IMDb ↗Lb ↗4Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 3:01
Good Time (2017)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 18:38
The Rock (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗3Bill Simmons▶ 10:34
Basic Instinct (1992)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 10:34
Fargo (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 44:28
Last Man Standing (1996)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 1:12:49
Robin Hood (2010)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Sean Fennessey▶ 57:49
The Cat in the Hat (2003)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Sean Fennessey▶ 7:11
The Fugitive (1993)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons▶ 15:19
The Help (2011)IMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 0:22

Directors Referenced (6)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Woody AllenIMDb ↗Lb ↗3Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, Bill SimmonsAnnie Hall▶ 50:02
Euros LynIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan▶ 1:21:11
John ColoradoIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Chris Ryan, Bill SimmonsHancock▶ 31:32
Andrew DavisIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanThe Fugitive, Under Siege▶ 15:19
Monty PythonIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris Ryan▶ 21:35
Steve CohenIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Bill SimmonsThe Goonies▶ 1:05:18

Actors Referenced (92)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Mike MyersIMDb ↗Lb ↗63Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanAustin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery▶ 2:36
Nancy TravisIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanSo I Married an Axe Murderer, The Vanishing, Three Men and a Little Lady▶ 6:20
Phil HartmanIMDb ↗Lb ↗18Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean FennesseySo I Married an Axe Murderer, Jingle All the Way▶ 21:14
Alan ArkinIMDb ↗Lb ↗10Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyArgo, Little Miss Sunshine, Glengarry Glen Ross▶ 22:10
Amanda PlummerIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanPulp Fiction▶ 51:57
Eddie MurphyIMDb ↗Lb ↗8Chris Ryan, Bill Simmons, Sean FennesseyThe Nutty Professor, Beverly Hills Cop II▶ 4:07
Dr. JohnIMDb ↗Lb ↗7Sean Fennessey, Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan▶ 18:12
Anthony LaPagliaIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons▶ 39:45
Audi ResendezIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons▶ 1:26:25
Charles GrodinIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris RyanMidnight Run▶ 21:25
Sean ConneryIMDb ↗Lb ↗6Bill SimmonsDr. No, The Untouchables, The Rock▶ 47:03
Andy SerkisIMDb ↗Lb ↗5Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 4:07

Writers Referenced (4)

NameLinksMentionsMentioned byKnown ForFirst
Jaime PagliaIMDb ↗Lb ↗9Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey▶ 30:30
Jack KerouacIMDb ↗Lb ↗4Bill Simmons▶ 12:27
Roger EbertIMDb ↗Lb ↗2Bill Simmons▶ 23:55
Anthony BourdainIMDb ↗Lb ↗1Chris RyanThe Big Short▶ 12:38